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its actually not fun or funny, weasels only go pop when they are very distressed

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

thinking of downloading a whole gigabyte

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

this action has already murdered ~14,000 adults and ~1,500 children pepfar.impactcounter.com bsky.app/profile/bran...

submitted 28 days ago • 21 comments

if i practiced hard enough i could echolocate

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

let’s go mango

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

when it comes to choosing between a bunch of things, i prefer the former to the latter

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

(walt yelling in the van) HANK! DON'T CATCH IT! YOU DIDN'T DECLARE THE DUPLICATE CLAUSE AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR NUZLOCKE CHALLENGE RULESET RUN STREAM!!!! YOU'RE BREAKING THE VOLUNTARY GAMEPLAY RESTRICTION!!! HANK!!!!

submitted 327 days ago • 0 comments

feel like shjt gotta drink some dog hair

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

i’m reading the replies and pretending they’re all talking to me. thank u everyone ☺️

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails

submitted 70 days ago • 11 comments

im living my best live watching kitten body cam footage on xiaohongshu

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

it’s insanely rude to do a low attack when somebody is blocking high

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

eating a bar of breakfast

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

drinking moweled wine

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

happy holiday

submitted 117 days ago • 2 comments

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

Expanding my Orb

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

the healthiest thing you can do is lie down. having a job or a social life is very bad for you. that's why hospitals are filled with beds. you heal while you're lying down.

submitted 456 days ago • 13 comments

i hate websites

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

they should take away likes. when you like something you should have to reply ‘lol’.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

keyboards should have a safety so that when you clean them they don’t explode your computer or activate sticky keys or upload nudes to google

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

I think I just saw the opposite of a stork

submitted 424 days ago • 86 comments

my library just emailed me about the labyrinth

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

plants (also known as animals) are anything that lives outside

submitted 401 days ago • 6 comments

a lot more people on here now who suck really bad huh

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

i don’t believe in math problems. to me it’s actually fine.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

i love sweetened sour sauce

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

in old movies guys love to be drinking a big glass of milk

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

i want a girled cheese

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

i hate going to and being in jail

submitted 191 days ago • 1 comment

this restaurant has four different guys who look like waluigi

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

i want to go in the tube

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

"oh so the same people who say [x] are now saying [y]???" no, you just mistakenly see everyone who has ever disagreed with you as part of a secret, coordinated team

submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

my dick sets off the tsa machine now every time wish i was joking

submitted 224 days ago • 1 comment

i love to eat a bunch of dinner

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments

i like my popcorn rare. most people pop it too much.

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

who remembers 🦅🐟girl

submitted 228 days ago • 0 comments

🤔

submitted 232 days ago • 0 comments

just watched the brian eno documentary it’s good i like that guy. i also have a spiritual affinity with him from having the same baldness pattern.

submitted 237 days ago • 0 comments

if you put alcohol in water it becomes hard and also there is the classic hard/soft water dichotomy. which suggests new custom Water Variants such as hardsoft and softhard

submitted 239 days ago • 0 comments