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its actually not fun or funny, weasels only go pop when they are very distressed

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

thinking of downloading a whole gigabyte

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

this action has already murdered ~14,000 adults and ~1,500 children pepfar.impactcounter.com bsky.app/profile/bran...

submitted 31 days ago • 21 comments

if i practiced hard enough i could echolocate

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

let’s go mango

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

when it comes to choosing between a bunch of things, i prefer the former to the latter

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

(walt yelling in the van) HANK! DON'T CATCH IT! YOU DIDN'T DECLARE THE DUPLICATE CLAUSE AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR NUZLOCKE CHALLENGE RULESET RUN STREAM!!!! YOU'RE BREAKING THE VOLUNTARY GAMEPLAY RESTRICTION!!! HANK!!!!

submitted 330 days ago • 0 comments

feel like shjt gotta drink some dog hair

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

i’m reading the replies and pretending they’re all talking to me. thank u everyone ☺️

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails

submitted 73 days ago • 11 comments

im living my best live watching kitten body cam footage on xiaohongshu

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

it’s insanely rude to do a low attack when somebody is blocking high

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

eating a bar of breakfast

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

drinking moweled wine

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

happy holiday

submitted 120 days ago • 2 comments

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Expanding my Orb

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

the healthiest thing you can do is lie down. having a job or a social life is very bad for you. that's why hospitals are filled with beds. you heal while you're lying down.

submitted 459 days ago • 13 comments

i hate websites

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

they should take away likes. when you like something you should have to reply ‘lol’.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

keyboards should have a safety so that when you clean them they don’t explode your computer or activate sticky keys or upload nudes to google

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

I think I just saw the opposite of a stork

submitted 427 days ago • 86 comments

my library just emailed me about the labyrinth

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

plants (also known as animals) are anything that lives outside

submitted 404 days ago • 6 comments

a lot more people on here now who suck really bad huh

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

i don’t believe in math problems. to me it’s actually fine.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

i love sweetened sour sauce

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

in old movies guys love to be drinking a big glass of milk

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

i want a girled cheese

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

i hate going to and being in jail

submitted 194 days ago • 1 comment

this restaurant has four different guys who look like waluigi

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

i want to go in the tube

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

"oh so the same people who say [x] are now saying [y]???" no, you just mistakenly see everyone who has ever disagreed with you as part of a secret, coordinated team

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

my dick sets off the tsa machine now every time wish i was joking

submitted 227 days ago • 1 comment

i love to eat a bunch of dinner

submitted 227 days ago • 0 comments

i like my popcorn rare. most people pop it too much.

submitted 228 days ago • 0 comments

who remembers 🦅🐟girl

submitted 231 days ago • 0 comments

🤔

submitted 235 days ago • 0 comments

just watched the brian eno documentary it’s good i like that guy. i also have a spiritual affinity with him from having the same baldness pattern.

submitted 240 days ago • 0 comments

if you put alcohol in water it becomes hard and also there is the classic hard/soft water dichotomy. which suggests new custom Water Variants such as hardsoft and softhard

submitted 242 days ago • 0 comments