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holy shit dude, you're opening an upscale sports bar in a redeveloped industrial neighborhood? your menu's going to include shareables and bowls with irreverent pop culture references? you're going to partner with casual pickup leagues to host cornhole tourneys?? bro you're gonna be a millionaire!!

submitted 3 days ago • 116 comments

Editor creates an AI executive who is "an expert at building and scaling digital media companies." Decides within minutes that the AI is "one of the most knowledgeable and energetic colleagues" he's ever had. Asks the AI to create a headshot of itself. It does. He sexually harasses it immediately.

submitted 7 days ago • 203 comments

Only a fool yearns to be "Verified" by a website rather than being verified by the Lord

submitted 7 days ago • 95 comments

Was thinking about getting a new Volvo but after the constant whining from Americans about their cars not selling here I've decided to go with a more expensive less suitable American car instead. Can't believe car companies in other countries haven't used this sales technique of crying a lot

submitted 21 days ago • 19 comments

The president campaigned on a promise to bring down grocery prices, but the new tariffs announced Wednesday will do the opposite for many staple foods.

submitted 25 days ago • 9 comments

Bottom Gun staring gay tom cruise

submitted 30 days ago • 11 comments

whiny voice "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly

submitted 49 days ago • 64 comments

Clapping for a dude who walks in the room he tried to get you murdered in is wild.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

If you're an REI member, you can vote to toss out the board that's endorsed Trump's candidate for Dept. of Interior and has worked to stop REI unions. Vote runs until May 2nd. Spread the word. vote.escvote.com/REI/

submitted 55 days ago • 45 comments

Just saying.

submitted 59 days ago • 399 comments

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

submitted 113 days ago • 66 comments

all modern society is built around preventing anyone from ever feeling uncomfortable for even one second, and unfortunately that small moment of crisis is the place where all innovation happens

submitted 62 days ago • 37 comments

the USDA does not recommend that you live deliciously

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

My imposter syndrome got a Bluesky acct

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

If I could be reasonably assured that doing so would work, I would wake up every day and smash myself in the balls with a spiked baseball bat if it meant that I wouldn’t ever have to hear Elon Musk’s name again.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

conservatives don't actually care about states' rights or the national debt, and they know they don't care about it. pointing out the hypocrisy is pointless. stop playing their game and recognize that conservatives win by wanting things and leveraging power to get them. we need to do the same

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 70 days ago • 456 comments

while i support the right of canadians to humiliate us however see fit, nothing can humiliate us more than the italians already did when they named the drink after our hillbilly GIs who couldn't handle a proper espresso and wanted a simple cup of mud water after liberating them from the axis

submitted 78 days ago • 32 comments

elon musk is scheduled to throw out the first pitch at your favorite baseball team's opening day while wearing a t shirt from your favorite band in his ongoing effort to insert himself into and singularly ruin every aspect of your life

submitted 82 days ago • 80 comments

How many drugs do you need to do before Narcan Nar-can’t

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️

submitted 84 days ago • 248 comments

try to make flour now you clog wearing dipshits

submitted 205 days ago • 8 comments

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck… then it’s probably a nazi.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Some book recs no reason

submitted 145 days ago • 12 comments

@jenkramer.org hey Jen! I just took another of your really excellent Frontend Masters courses and wanted to tell you thanks for making such a complex topic so approachable and engaging. I readily attribute most of my knowledge of CSS to you.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.

submitted 102 days ago • 1653 comments

Cool speech bro. Too bad your limp-dick administration did fuck all about anything important.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

submitted 103 days ago • 143 comments

A lot of very fake accounts that have PFPs with (very prominently featured) very large boobies have been following me lately. Gonna have to try wayyyy harder than that, bots.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Men who get women don’t create whole websites to talk about the women they can’t get.

submitted 107 days ago • 24 comments