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Jackoff of all trades and master of your mom🫶
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Gene Hackman auditioned for and almost got the part of Mike Brady in THE BRADY BUNCH. There better be an option in heaven to watch all 117 of those episodes.

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What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

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My drug of choice is the love i get from the Lord Jesus Christ. Just kidding, it’s weed

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Get in, loser - me, during sex

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Anyone else feel like shoopin

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*rage quits meditation app*

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Drake likes underage girls

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1 Like = 1 Like

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cuntwrap supreme

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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

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This is NOT what Prince meant by pussy control #bansoffourbodies

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Good morning ladies and gentlemen Boys and motherfucking girls

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#DOOM

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Uh oh time to shit post again

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Notice: It’s STILL BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

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The man who created autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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I'm just tryna' survive, dawg.

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🎶Baby lock the doors and turn the lights down low Cuz we’re both ugly af and it’s really the only way we’re getting through this 🎶

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Anyone else want a hydroxyzine smoothie I'm serving em up

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We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.

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Valentine’s Day date idea: take turns admiring your cat. From my collection, no documented date/info.

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I ain't askin for much. Just a cool $10million.

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me every minute of every day in this Maga hellscape

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#mycat was also a good nurse postop

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#mydog took care of me post surgery

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I survived surgery but we're all dead anyway

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The key to being consistent on Bluesky is to just post every single thought you have at any given moment. No more private thoughts. Only Bluesky.

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*deep breath*

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For those who need it, you are not alone. Hang on to your sobriety out of pure spite if you have to. Your sobriety is yours, and they cannot have it. #boozefree #iwillnotdrinkwithyoutoday

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January 20th is my birthday and MLK day, and that's it! Oh, it's also national cheese lovers day, so I'll be eating lots of cheese.

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Zuckerberg wants Facebook to have more “masculine energy.” I don’t know what that means. Does it mean adding a set of cock and balls to the logo? Does it mean ending the metaverse? Please say it means that.

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Turns out there is an even more worster case scenario.

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