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Greetings from Post-Constitutional America! FSU Alumnus (paper on the wall from SMU & UF too, but don’t claim either of them.) Hockey guy. #GoNoles #ALLCAPS #RaiseHail #Natitude. College Football Nihilist. Aspiring astrophotographer. Occasional shitposter.
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EAT IT, PENS #ALLCAPS

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Jordan Binnington was absolutely incredible through that entire OT. That’s your MVP. #4Nations

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Paul Simon is touring this summer. Paul freakin’ Simon. 25 or so shows and not coming within 500 miles of me, but that’s a hard one to pass up.

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Kash Patel always has this look on his face like he just moved wrong and squeaked out an audible fart and isn’t quite sure whether or not you heard it.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

submitted 5 days ago • 85 comments

I GET THAT TWO-SETS-OF-TESTICLES-SO-DIVINE REFERENCE! I’M SOMEBODY! I FEEL LIKE NAVIN R. JOHNSON WHEN HE REALIZED HIS NAME WAS IN THE PHONE BOOK! youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

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American generals say that the Russia/Ukraine war began when Russia invaded Ukraine. But on this Mar-a-Lago toilet, they aren’t so sure.

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Great idea for an iPhone app (that may already exist:) A utility that will list what network’s towers are in your range and tell you the signal strength so that you can make an informed decision on who actually is the best cellular carrier for your home, work site, etc.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Immunized against playing another year.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is the small drink that they serve with Value meals at Wendy’s now. What are we even doing? I’ve had shots bigger than this!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

E, I, F, G, D, A, C, H, B. In that order. Subbing onion rings for fries where possible.

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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

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“Round Cubes” is an idea that transcends physics.

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Wordle 1,337 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Two constants regarding their motivations: 1. They hate anything that can be privatized but isn’t. 2. They hate anything that levels the playing field.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure this is real, but nonetheless I watched it 4 times and laughed.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Roses are red, iceberg lettuce is watery….

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Aw man, we gotta wait until 2032?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Gritty, double-digit comeback win for the #Noles on the road against a good Wake Forest team 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Carwash vacuum better calm tf down

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Is there any way at all to get rid of these mail icons in the new iOS update? I despise this. #ios #apple #iphone

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Mountain Dew was like

submitted 14 days ago • 16 comments

I feel personally attacked by your insinuation that 1996 was NOT ten years ago.

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The long offseason is now upon us. I will of course watch the Defenders in the XFL and whatever CFL I can get, but otherwise that’s it until August.

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It’s time

submitted 14 days ago • 41 comments

“I found the halftime show … “

submitted 14 days ago • 104 comments

LOL

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I can’t believe the NFL Playoff Committee failed the viewers so badly as to subject them to this.

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I would like it noted for the record that the Commanders looked a hell of a lot better against the Elgses than the Chiefs do.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I checked Facebook, and the reviews on the halftime show, they are not good 😂

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This game is effectively over so I am now a Super Bowl Nihilist, rooting for nothing but Josh Sweat sacks (and Chauncey Gardner-Johnson making an ass out of himself, just as a treat.)

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Eagles gave up a long play on a fake punt vs the Commanders.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Josh Sweat from where?

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Young ones just don’t know how much we used to anticipate these commercials before Social Media. Seems like every year we were all watching to catch the premier of some movie trailer or something.

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