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It’s giving Bad Place demon

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A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...

submitted 11 days ago • 833 comments

Flav out here on a goddamn heater tonight

submitted 11 days ago • 148 comments

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

submitted 11 days ago • 108 comments

My bases? Covered. My burners? Backed. My circles? Also… backed… I don’t understand how to office.

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This morning my brain was held hostage by Sugar Ray. I didn’t even know still I had that lyrics file

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Stay in your seat or you get the yeet

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

submitted 25 days ago • 24 comments

My cat when dinner time at 6pm but it’s 6:01pm and he hasn’t been fed yet

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Get me to God’s country

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

You want to WHAT my base??? I’m calling HR

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Me when I feel like an ancient, awkwardly-posed lizard but someone says I look nice:

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Man what the fuck did we do lmao look at this shit

submitted 73 days ago • 328 comments

Your new rap name is lil’ + the last reason you were in the hospital + the last thing you ate. Mine is… lil’ Pulled Round Ligament Chocolate

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Some perfect little wheeled things for your timeline

submitted 81 days ago • 85 comments

The absolute dumbest timeline

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Go off, king

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

submitted 84 days ago • 102 comments

Every X-files episode is just Scully being like, “Mulder, that’s absurd.” And Mulder being like, “whatever, I’m gonna go investigate this dangerous abandoned property with no backup” and then everyone finds out it was actually an infestation of killer alien cockroaches.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

i'm against political nicknames in almost all circumstances but incel clown posse is inspired

submitted 87 days ago • 37 comments

As a Floridian who just got hit by record hurricanes, let me just say “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJFGHJRSK$&@?$”

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Unconscionable.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

How was your January, in cat terms?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

There will be moments when you wonder if it's pointless to do the right and ethical thing; to still care about justice and helping others when it seems like the worst people are getting to rob everyone else without consequences. Little actions still matter. Ethics still matter. Keep helping others.

submitted 89 days ago • 5 comments

My January was twelve years long, and very much a range of all of these

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

make the world a little softer.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

submitted 92 days ago • 311 comments

from today's post — link is here, thanks for reading: bit.ly/4hEBWOt

submitted 91 days ago • 233 comments

Panic and despair without an outlet can be self-destructive. Interrupt the doom spiral: -Do 1 self-indulgent thing that makes you feel happy or content. -Do 1 thing to make your home environment more calm or comfortable. -Do 1 thing to help your community and people in it. Repeat as needed.

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments

1. The entirety of I-4 2. The bathroom when I forget my phone

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

my son when i ask him not to eat that lego piece he’s holding:

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It’s giving Bad Place demon

A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...

Flav out here on a goddamn heater tonight

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

My bases? Covered. My burners? Backed. My circles? Also… backed… I don’t understand how to office.

This morning my brain was held hostage by Sugar Ray. I didn’t even know still I had that lyrics file

Stay in your seat or you get the yeet

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

My cat when dinner time at 6pm but it’s 6:01pm and he hasn’t been fed yet

Get me to God’s country

You want to WHAT my base??? I’m calling HR

Me when I feel like an ancient, awkwardly-posed lizard but someone says I look nice:

Man what the fuck did we do lmao look at this shit

Your new rap name is lil’ + the last reason you were in the hospital + the last thing you ate. Mine is… lil’ Pulled Round Ligament Chocolate

Some perfect little wheeled things for your timeline

The absolute dumbest timeline

Go off, king

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

Every X-files episode is just Scully being like, “Mulder, that’s absurd.” And Mulder being like, “whatever, I’m gonna go investigate this dangerous abandoned property with no backup” and then everyone finds out it was actually an infestation of killer alien cockroaches.

i'm against political nicknames in almost all circumstances but incel clown posse is inspired

As a Floridian who just got hit by record hurricanes, let me just say “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJFGHJRSK$&@?$”

Unconscionable.

How was your January, in cat terms?

There will be moments when you wonder if it's pointless to do the right and ethical thing; to still care about justice and helping others when it seems like the worst people are getting to rob everyone else without consequences. Little actions still matter. Ethics still matter. Keep helping others.

My January was twelve years long, and very much a range of all of these

make the world a little softer.

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

from today's post — link is here, thanks for reading: bit.ly/4hEBWOt

Panic and despair without an outlet can be self-destructive. Interrupt the doom spiral: -Do 1 self-indulgent thing that makes you feel happy or content. -Do 1 thing to make your home environment more calm or comfortable. -Do 1 thing to help your community and people in it. Repeat as needed.

1. The entirety of I-4 2. The bathroom when I forget my phone

my son when i ask him not to eat that lego piece he’s holding:

most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them

mood

whoa

You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Gorey Christmas, everyone 🎄

Yeah but he said that before dishwashers were invented

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

Merry happy whatever!

"Questions From A Worker Who Reads" by Bertolt Brecht: