Remember that douche in high school who so desperately wanted to be cool so they bought all the really expensive stuff thinking people would admire them & let them into certain circles but no matter what they had or did everyone just saw them as a gigantic annoying dork. That's Elon.
Lily white, with a plastic face and man boobs covering up his hair plugs on a bad hair day while covering his eyes so we wont know he’s a ketamine freak. MUSK IS A CRIMINAL!
He hides his weakness behind absurd costumes, craving attention. Tongue-tied and inept, he lacks his idol Hitler’s oratory. But on X, his true weapon, he spreads lies, incites the far-right, and manipulates the masses.
I feel like the richer he gets, his crisis intensifies. He's realised money won't fix his broken self and now he's just lost and careering out of control.
I'm pretty pessimistic that Donald will face any consequences other than dying and maybe like a few people not showing up at the stupidly solemn state funeral. But I'm bullish on Musk getting what's coming.
He is likely to die in a very stupid and anti-climactic way, like tripping on a slice of American cheese in his kitchen and suffering a brain hemorrhage as a result of the fall.
Makes me want to be very very sober and serious and boring and hard-working, watch me soberly fell some trees with an actual proper chainsaw to build a bloody great big guillotine.
Ketamine is a large animal tranquilizer. You do enough of it at once and your brain stays anesthetized permanently. Like doing the running man over the event horizon of a black hole. You’re not going anywhere.
Yeah I've done my share but just wondering if we have the same term for different things. Like my mate who I would say went in a k hole cos he left the club without saying anything and went and slept on b&q carpark for two hours.
its like a spectrum where on one end youve got zuckerberg deciding to hire a stylist who makes him look like someone left a frat guy in the bath for too long and on the other end a guy putting together his own look but having absolutely no sense at all
What's funny is how (poorly) Black adjacent it is for a fucking white supremacist (and also the Dogefather done in the style of the godfather is even funnier given Italian-Americans conditional whiteness). If he loves whiteness so much he should be wearing sperrys and critter pants
Polo shirts were invented in India and turned into streetware/ popularized by Ralph Lauren (birth name Ralph Lifshitz he's Jewish) so despite its wasp-y stereotype i don't think he gets to claim them
I was just thinking about the folks I knew in high school who wore boat shoes and critter pants and what was their preferred shirt but teenage dudes at my particular high school might have had their own thing going
Every single man of this age who entertained Joe Rogan’s stupid nonsense, who propped up Andrew Tate as some revolutionary, who elevated Jordan Peterson’s hack garbage fake-dad philosophy to the national conversation, this is on you.
Deep down, he suspects everyone does. That’s why he surrounds himself with only the greediest yes-men and children, so he doesn’t have to confront the howling void inside him. He could probably fill that void with enough ketamine, though.
Yeah the insistence that Walz stop calling it like it is regarding those fools, and what it is that actual people need & want, was just . . . like, fire whoever that was, and all their bosses.
"...in that damp, tenebrous sepulchre I beheld him. His bachtrachian, gibbous, rugose form so disturbing to my eyes. The noisome, foetid odour hung over him like a foul cloak. Then my sanity finally left me insensate, and when I awoke only the stench remained..."
He'd be more dangerous if he was able to be cool, but he'd be more funny at this point if he just slipped and fell into a giant hole, even if it was a K-hole.
If you want a nationally televised dramatic and symbolic moment to galvanize the opposition to Trump/Musk, promote this: the elected Dems seat themselves at the State of the Union (March 4), then rise and march out en masse when Trump begins speaking. Send this idea to your Dem rep. Plant the seed!
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American Douchebag.
if it must be, let it be.
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I look like Frank Sinatra compared to this fucking tool.
Can't spell Cringelord without the letters E, L, O, and N.
e.g.
Rocket Launch - Top Gun
Now, he's trying to look like Jay-Z.
* got flabby
* had bad fashion-sense
* did all the drugs
* went to the US at a random time and shredded its democracy
You know those B-acts who get frozen in time in Las Vegas doing their shtick until they keel over?
This guy.
#jroc #traileparkboys
... Ice Ice baby
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My feelings of cringe and hate are warring for dominance.
I bet his army of pre-pubescent Nazi Shitstains bought it for him
im letting that sink in, in a major way
DIVORCED
guy that was born on
JUNE
Were we already cursed and that was just a warm up for the Big Show?
Hmmmmm, coincides with the Great Recession...
I know, right?
#ChronicIllness
Please, briefly describe the image in it, so blind people get to participate.
Like: "Musk wears a cap, a gold chain, and sunglasses. All black. He looks like a white teen dork who just discovered hip-hop.".
(Seriously, though, sweet LORD do I hate him with the force of a thousand suns.)
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But they still made much more sense and were more cogent and truthful than this f’d up laboratory experiment of a “man”.