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I bought her a scratcher thing but she just sits on it

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Elon has somehow ploughed even deeper depths of unhinged cringe with his cpac performance. How can people admire this fucking monstrosity it's bananas to me.

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“mummy, now that i am a lad of 13, may i wear long pants like papa?”

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Googling does wanting an asteroid to hit the earth make you a bad person

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Do it right kids

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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

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looks like someone has figured out Putin’s endgame

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On this day in 1779, native Hawaiians killed the absolute fuck out of douchebag English explorer James Cook and four English marines. Read more about this riveting death: www.facebook.com/Liberty1765O...

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I’m going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough.

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Chuck Schumer has an exciting plan to appeal to younger voters and is at this moment recording his own dis track against Drake.

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YouTuber named “TwistedDemon” who primarily reviews kites

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Honestly we can't do fuck all about the rise of fascism and the continuing decimation of society by neoliberal sociopaths but what we can do is volunteer at local grass roots organisations those in need, poverty and homelessness, so do that.

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There is an old Lithuanian expression which has always given me peace of mind in difficult times. I can’t write in their language, but it loosely translates to: fuuuuuuuuuck.

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I, too, believe in "gay and _____ rights"

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Americans: We're literally being exterminated Chuck Schumer: Turn that frown upside down! Here's a recipe for Hot Dinner, and if it's too spicy, use less salt!

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Rootin' for those bees.

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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

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I used to mix metaphors but that ship has flown.

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...they're eating the protections for the people who live there.

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Dude doesn't sleep just stays up all night plotting schemes

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one fall my dad came home with a maserati, but the northeast winter was not kind to a car built for the roads of italy and he promptly slid it into a ditch. by the spring he’d left my mom.

I bought her a scratcher thing but she just sits on it

Elon has somehow ploughed even deeper depths of unhinged cringe with his cpac performance. How can people admire this fucking monstrosity it's bananas to me.

“mummy, now that i am a lad of 13, may i wear long pants like papa?”

Googling does wanting an asteroid to hit the earth make you a bad person

Do it right kids

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

looks like someone has figured out Putin’s endgame

On this day in 1779, native Hawaiians killed the absolute fuck out of douchebag English explorer James Cook and four English marines. Read more about this riveting death: www.facebook.com/Liberty1765O...

I’m going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough.

Chuck Schumer has an exciting plan to appeal to younger voters and is at this moment recording his own dis track against Drake.

YouTuber named “TwistedDemon” who primarily reviews kites

Honestly we can't do fuck all about the rise of fascism and the continuing decimation of society by neoliberal sociopaths but what we can do is volunteer at local grass roots organisations those in need, poverty and homelessness, so do that.

There is an old Lithuanian expression which has always given me peace of mind in difficult times. I can’t write in their language, but it loosely translates to: fuuuuuuuuuck.

I, too, believe in "gay and _____ rights"

Americans: We're literally being exterminated Chuck Schumer: Turn that frown upside down! Here's a recipe for Hot Dinner, and if it's too spicy, use less salt!

Rootin' for those bees.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

I used to mix metaphors but that ship has flown.

...they're eating the protections for the people who live there.

Dude doesn't sleep just stays up all night plotting schemes

one fall my dad came home with a maserati, but the northeast winter was not kind to a car built for the roads of italy and he promptly slid it into a ditch. by the spring he’d left my mom.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We’ll see about that.

Drink olive oil everyday if you want to shit yourself a lot.

I prefer the guillotine but then I am something of a traditionalist

glad someone is finally saying it lol