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One time we quadrupled the garlic in a pesto. We could feel it in our eyes the next day.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Hey, Weregarurumon has evolved into Proteingarurumon! Gone are the too many spikes, the long, thin legs, and the impossibly large wrists. This good boy is here with the comfortable body proportions of a small truck, and he will deliver you a wild show. #rickleone #muscularmale #male #weregarurumon

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If you are an American who values your rights and democracy, moments like these are when you have to intervene on the behalf of others You cannot idly stand by and watch as more and more people are subjected to the fascism machine by thugs.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

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👨Dad Achievement Unlocked👨 Unironically refer to a boat as "a beauty."

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Strategically masturbating so I fall asleep in a good mood

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One of the best parts of the Spartan weekend was hanging with my great friend @inlustriusghost.bsky.social. It doesn't hurt that he's hot as fuck and horny at all hours. 🥵😈

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🦎🍆Hot Lizard Monk Fucks Hot Lizard Wife🍑🦎 "The Warm Cathedral" Written for my PF2e group because they wanted (sexy) lore. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Mambo was made.

submitted 184 days ago • 19 comments

🎨 @arcticlion.bsky.social goat should utilise this power more often BAAAH!!!

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The downside of not liking miso is that you taste it for 12 hours.

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Chutney! Quince! Cucumber & Mince! Yes, we've got all the flavours here at Edwardian Vapes.

submitted 19 days ago • 36 comments

Famous Anus Send skeet

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Hi! My coms are open! I could really use the help. My home (i live in a rv) got hit by a tree. It displaced me and my partner... so im having to make as much as I can so we can move into an apartment... pretty sure the rv is totaled... Any help would be great. Currently negative in my accounts..

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Imagine a mid-00s era GameFAQs guide for BG3.

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okay but every fucking company that dropped anything remotely "DEI" so fast without any actual impetus to do so, preemptively for laws that were never going to be upheld because they weren't constitutional, needs to be fucking dragged into the street and stomped on forever

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

When I put my son to bed, he asks me to sing him the song I made for him when he was a baby, and aaaaaahh my heart. 💜💜💜💜💜💜

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Hey everyone! Look at this swag-ass orc!

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

The crowd recognized it, responded by cheering, and he acknowledged that in return. It isn't some sneaky thing a few elites are caught up in, dogwhistling to the fringes. It is the base of their movement. Because they're Nazis. Sincere, unambiguous fans of Hitler and everything that goes with that.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Hey everyone! Look at this swag-ass lizard! 🌟🦎🌟

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this person said it so good so here it is

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

One of the best parts of the Spartan weekend was hanging with my great friend @inlustriusghost.bsky.social. It doesn't hurt that he's hot as fuck and horny at all hours. 🥵😈

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A bop for your weekend. It's Friday! youtu.be/iCFOcqsnc9Y?...

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It’ll never be funny to me that one of the biggest companies in history lit itself on fire and burned through $100,000,000,000 trying to make something that pales in comparison to what bored and horny furries have built for free

submitted 7 days ago • 83 comments

"Taking the boy out to the beach last Summer. Gotta treat your worker right if you want them to be best worker drone they can be. I certainly hear no complaints from em" @n0rdbara.bsky.social @bowserpig.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

A kobold arguing that having freaky queer sex in a public park is radical and praxis (you aren't sure they know what that word means but they do got a fat ass...)

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Gym esc!! Wip sketch.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

www.twitch.tv/tigermanstre... Gonna play some Lou's Lagoon demo and possibly work on some more Blender stuff. Feel free to join & watch! :3

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

ICE going door to door in LA starting Feb 23

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

I just emailed the MN DFL asking how this absolute embarrassment of a memo got published. Contact your leaders. Make their lives suck until they do something.

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If you're in a cave and you find paintings like this, I hope you brought lube and like the domineering embrace of a prehistoric Gnoll/Orc/Kobold/Dragon/Wolf/himbo

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

We all start somewhere 10 years apart

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leomon my beloved

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 6 days ago • 1066 comments

Chrev brought Gron along to hang out at the pool but didn't count on the orc having maybe something else in mind. Good thing his new suit is on the stretchy side! For @chrev.bsky.social c:

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments