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Erstwhile internet writer and podcaster, trying to get back into things. https://www.patreon.com/ellecollins They/Them
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“Gene Hackman was a virtuoso of the smile. When the corners of his mouth curled up, this split-second pause before the unveiling told you something thrilling was about to happen, but he was so inventive that you never knew quite what.” www.vulture.com/article/gene...

Urban legends and low-budget horror movies would have you believe that life-size clown statues are a thing that people in the real world just sometimes own for some reason, and outside of like, Michael Jackson, I remain unconvinced that that’s true.

(Kendrick “Mustard!” voice) DEATH GUAARRRD!

Ryan Gosling is absolutely the right choice for the Orange Cassidy movie.

Always loved a fat rapper.

Worth noting that the Federation founders from Star Trek—humans, vulcans, tellarites, and andorians—are clearly analogous to the four classic fantasy races—humans, elves, dwarfs, and blue people.

Neil Gaiman is not a leftist boy. NG has *never* been a leftist boy. And AFP wrote a public note to her Neo-Nazi chum, “pro rape” edgelord troll Boyd Rice, professing her love for him, as recently as 2024. NG & AP both party with Bezos. Please, Amanda, shut the fuck up. Seek (legitimate) therapy. 🤢

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater

Hey look, it's me!

Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them

it helps if you STOP USING THE FUCKING RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA WEBSITE HE OWNS

During a romance montage in The Gorge, we see Anya Taylor-Joy and Miles Teller play chess and then practice the drums. These are meta references to their previous roles as Illyana Rasputin and Mister Fantastic.

People forget that in the original Stoker, Lucy Westenra actually has three suitors: the Dread Pirate Roberts, Withnail, and the Rocketeer.

man i am just straight up not interested in people who will be perfectly okay in the next couple years moaning in public over and over and over again that we’re all cooked and doing nothing else. fuck off man! some of us have things to live for

That character in Alien Romulus should have been played by Elijah Wood. I’m serious, it would have been a meta joke that also served a storytelling purpose—this android is the heir of that android—plus that’s the kind of creepy role that middle aged weirdo Elijah is made for.

DOGE is like what if all the babies from The Brood grew up to work as a shadow government

Seeing that video of that weird kid sadly picking his nose in the Oval Office with two fascists and thinking, “His mom made Art Angels. What the fuck.”

Protect and celebrate trans youth; but also cherish people who come out later in life, often in defiance to decades of resistance and cultural conditioning, often at tremendous personal and professional cost. It's never too late to recognize and grow into yourself.

To all the angry white dads on Facebook talking about “worst halftime show ever,” it’s on you that Kendrick is a better role model for young men than you are. I hope your sons grow up to call out their male peers for their sexual misbehavior, like you’ve never done.

Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

“You know what, babe? Let’s add it to the playlist. If Drake being a pedophile can win Grammys and be in the Halftime Show, folks can dance to it at our wedding.”

Hey, you. You need cheering up, so watch this clip of Cab Calloway and the Nicholas Brothers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yG...

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

if none of us pay our student loans it’ll be fine. good, even. don’t pay them

“Say, Drake!”

Drake should have to give a post-game press conference where he explains what happened tonight

The way Kendrick smiled when he said, "Hey Drake" in not like us was just the best.

Love a clown car full of dancers.

The right's going to be so goddamn annoyed when that white girl they like with the forehead finally comes out. They're going to be like "Damn, we thought we had one! We were so ready to care about women's basketball, really!"

If Taylor's boyfriend's team gets positively murdered in the superbowl, you know the conspiracy weirdos are all going to be like "They only did this so we'd think it's not fixed! That's how devious they are!"

Sorry, I'm going to rant about this a little more (it's sooo much less dire than the other stuff). What bugs me about the "too small" complaint is that they don't understand that the Thing being big enough to fight the Hulk matters less than Ben fitting at the kitchen table for family dinner.

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

If you use Gen AI to manufacture images you are not a progressive

Okay, I was just decrying the MCU desire for crossovers, but actually it would rule if Benny Cumbers had a cameo in the FF movie as their Space Age Earth's Doctor Strange, complete with Vincent Price's hairdo and Ditko-accurate satin tunic over opaque black tights. On a panel talk show with Reed.

Imagine being an adult man who thinks Alicia Masters fell in love with a permanent Jimmy Durante impression.

What’s Ben Grimm gonna do with a voice like that? Romance a blind woman? Everything’s woke bullshit now.

Hi I’m a guy who apparently has never read a Marvel comic despite making fandom my entire identity, and I’m here to complain that you’ve screwed up the Thing because he’s less than 8 feet tall and has a handsome man voice.

Mörk Briscöe, a Stockholm Kartel-inspired rules lite TTRPG so grimdark that you don’t even build a character—you automatically play a chicken farmer with no front teeth who knows only combat and betrayal.

If you're screaming at a hospital about teen trans care, keep screaming.

On the other hand, I'm already delighted by the thought of EMB's Thing hanging out with Holland's Spider-Man. So at least there's that too.

The FF trailer is so good that my only fear is that they're going to spend the movie building this delightful world and impeccable vibe, only to blow it up at the end just to drag the characters into a crossover with Benedict Cumberbatch and Anthony Mackie.

If you ever want to cheer yourself up, just remember the fifth rawest moment in comics, in which someone got cooked.

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Reminds me of a certain someone with those soft entrancing eyes looking up at their wild witch of the wood