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dan bongiorno has "problem customer" cranial physiognomy

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how it feels walking up to the liquor store counter for the third time in a day

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Die Linke?

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there are certainly exceptions but my "dog in pfp = aged dullard" axiom is proving more and more accurate as meta boomers continue to shit up this website

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folks what's the verdict on neapolitan

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i was a chubby kid in middle school and it was quite possibly because i ate too much ice cream

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marvel haters are always gonna say the MCU is so boring, and they don't have any new ideas, and kevin feige is a no talent hack. there could be a hundred new colors of hulk in the next one and they'd call it a stale retread.... yeah ok, a hundred brand new hulk colors but sure, you're "burned out"

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as an alcoholic who hasn't had a drink in 12 (TWELVE?) years, it somewhat pains me to say this. however, KET-UH-MEAN! OH-VER-DOSE! KET-UH-MEAN! OH-VER-DOSE! KET-UH-MEAN! OH-VER-DOSE! KET-UH-MEAN! OH-VER-DOSE! KET-UH-MEAN! OH-VER-DOSE! KET-UH-MEAN! OH-VER-DOSE! KET-UH-MEAN! OH-VER-DOSE! god bless.

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severance remains THE show to watch in the nascent “facility romance” genre

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I remain and will always remain a partisan of le wokisme

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Liberté, égalité, wokisme

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i hope he's still wearing this fit when he gets to do squid game for real for real

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In college I’d get rides back home from a friend’s cousin who spit chew into an open styrofoam cup in the flimsy fold-out holder on the dash of his honda accord. I’d just stare at the spit rocking dangerously back and forth as we raced through the mississippi valley. feels like that all the time now

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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

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i think elon musk should do something really funny to himself. it's up to you to decide what that is, though. if you think of something bad you go to jail

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bro your whole life is a triangular mise en abîme of clown vision

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get in the plane shinji

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anticipating the democratic party response (posting) to trump king thing and getting so worked up i do a backflip and break my own neck like a frightened rabbit

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The Logoffocene Epoch

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the mazda cx-30 subreddit offers an illuminating glimpse into long-distance commuter brain, where 28mpg and an 11gal tank represent a serious drag on quality of life

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sorry i didn't respond to your text, i forgot to eat all day & caught a nasty bout of what i call "the hopeless hungries"

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in your heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaddddddd in your heeeeaaaaaaeeeeeeeaaaeaddddd gumbay gumbay gumbay ay ay ay oh oh oh oh oh oh oh AAAeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhhhh

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nobody who likes to talk about "da singularity" can actually tell you what it is or what is supposed to happen, but i can: it will upload every biological human consciousness into a godlike ubermind that goes on bluesky and replies "Huh?" to strangers' posts

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look at this perfect baby

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every time a cat lets you hold their little paw it is a precious gift

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i have less than zero sympathy for regretful trump voters but some of you are having too much fun blowing the leopards-eating-faces horn, gleefully anticipating that god will punish your enemies while you are spared, as if we can't all be punished at the same time

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The same people advocatinge againste the supposed artificial influence of lyfe-savinge antidepressants have no problem takinge giant doses of money each day

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Idea for a new olympic sport: 5000 people are released into an abandoned quarry with no instructions on how to score points or win the game

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

if you're looking around the bus and don't see that one passenger who has to save everyone by running up front RIGHT NOW and jerking the steering wheel hard into traffic i got bad news hero: you are running out of time

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when you pull up to order at the drive thru and discover your window is frozen shut 🤌🤌🤌

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Good morning #Bluesky friends, have a great weekend. Here’s a photo of Orion that I took at Loch Morlich, near Aviemore in the beautiful Scottish Highlands.

submitted 9 days ago • 183 comments

everyone could benefit from a fluffy robe, and always get it bigger than you think you should. this a is a gwen lifejack

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just saw the brutalist. much to unpack but one thing i am sure about right away is that regardless of artistic intent, a three-hour movie shouldn't end like that

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the speed at which these self-styled technokings would lose control of, and perhaps be eaten by, the legion of wage slaves they would need to import to keep their Rapture-style vanity nations functioning as like, actual places where you can live is funny enough to almost be worth letting them try

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This is so modest compared to the ferocity of his real life drip

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