This guy and F Lee Bailey both firmly believe the bullshit they spouted in this case. I also don’t think it’s coincidence Barry Scheck spent his career exonerating innocent people with DNA after this.
they also refer to the LA neighborhood of brentwood as "brentwood, california" when there is an actual city of brentwood, california in the sacramento-san joaquin delta
Every bit of pronounciation is great, the fact that Netflix thought "yeah, we need visuals for this metaphor" and the scary cut when the roach is mentioned is all perfect.
I'd like to commission someone with skills (I have none) to make a video interspersing Carl E. Douglas saying "the spaghetti has been tainted" with that deranged (even by his standards) Louie Gohmert declaration that Eric Holder would not cast aspersions on his asparagus.
That person picked the absolute MOST interesting way to deliver every syllable and THE SPAGHETTI HAS NOW BEEN TAINTED is gonna be my new vocal stim. It’s so fun to say
You are given 🫴 a big ass 🍑 bowl of spaghetti🍝 😋 . You are eating🍽️ this big ass bowl🍑 🥣 of spaghetti🍝 when suddenly‼️ there is a roach🪳 🤢 . Do you keeps eating 🤤 the big ass🫏 bowl of spaghetti 🍝 (🪳 )??? NO!🙅♂️ The spaghetti has now been tainted 🦠😷 🤮
The animation is I’m sure cause the roach when its wings open has a more moth like look. Also the spaghetti itself has that kind of wet rendering a lot of AI has and it bounces for some reason
tangential, but I really liked the cinematography of Netflix documentaries like ten years ago, but it feels like they’ve slowly morphed into a parody of themselves.
First off he poses some fascinating quandaries but also, Netflix has this problem with giving documentaries three times the budget they should have to the point where they almost have no idea what to do with it
Olive Garden is really throwing down the gauntlet. I get that a lot of people's gut reaction is gonna be "NO, of course I don't continue eating that spaghetti!", but you guys, it's *13.99* for unlimited bowls! Just finish that one and I'm sure the next will be fine. https://bsky.app/profile/adequateemily.bsky.social/post/3likw5uqykc2j
It’s like they watched OJ Made in America and thought “fuck all the nuanced discussion of race, we need Carl Douglas narrating a roach crawling across spaghetti.”
The turtoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping. Why is that Leon?
Wait until you see how they “yadda yadda” past the poolside chat with the Agent after the acquittal… ran out of artistic license with the spaghetti roach
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The systemic enabling of OJ and countless others by garbage people because of fame and a thin veneer of charm is a societal failure that should have been stopped decades ago.
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and I agree, what a voice lol
Antenna heavy
His big mistake was his gang activity in recovering the crap the other gang stole from him... In a casino, no less. That was really stupid.
"you can fit so many O.J. docuseries in this baby"
The Big Ass Bowl of Spaghetti 🍝
May you be touched by his his noodly appendage
"I feel you, but I think I'll stick with 'If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.'"
"Well you're giving the closing. But I'm saving this. Maybe there'll be a documentary someday."
"Sure man, sure."
The ESPN docuseries from a few years ago “OJ Simpson: Made in America” is phenomenal
Every bit of pronounciation is great, the fact that Netflix thought "yeah, we need visuals for this metaphor" and the scary cut when the roach is mentioned is all perfect.
Yeah that checks out 🤣
"Huh. Guess I'm on spaghetti now."
unbelievable delivery, sounds like @brianjordanalvarez.bsky.social
Is this a new OJ doc? Or is this the one that was on ESPN?
Finding half of a roach in your big ass bowl of spaghetti.
https://bsky.app/profile/adequateemily.bsky.social/post/3likw5uqykc2j
somehow... I trust the roach more than Olive Garden not to poison my spaghett.
This isn't even like the competing Woodstock 99 docs. It seems very late.
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