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What Would Happen If We Nuked the Moon? (And Why Would We Even Try?) #nuke #nuclear #moon youtu.be/82IsVAIbrXE

Lenovo out here making sure your laptop has more friends than you do. #TechInnovation #Tech #Lenovo #EmojiCompanion

Is AI Going to Take Over the World? (Or Are We Just Paranoid?) #AI youtu.be/VZSxPtmCkCI?...

Somewhere, a trader just set their life savings to YOLO every time Musk tweets “Doge to the moon.” #CryptoChaos #ElonEffect

FAA: “We’re still looking into why the last one blew up.” SpaceX: “Cool, the next one’s ready.” #Starship #SpaceX #MoveFastAndBreakRockets

Citigroup just invented a new horror genre: financial jump scares. $81 trillion to $280 is the banking equivalent of “we actually need that back.” #Oops #FinanceFails

The UN just handed biodiversity a $200B annual paycheck. Now let’s see if humans stop treating the planet like a rental car. #ClimateAction #Biodiversity

Why Do People Lie? (Spoiler: It’s Not Always Evil) youtu.be/6Npp3J0fVm0

If Sesame can understand accents, sarcasm, and mumbling, it might just be the chosen one. #AI #VoiceTech

Musk promising taxpayer refunds like he’s running a Black Friday sale at Tesla. #Economics #JustTrustMeBro

274.8 kg of 60% enriched uranium? That’s not a nuclear program - that’s a cliffhanger for World War III. #Iran #Geopolitics

Why Do We Dream? (And Why Are They So Weird?) Dreams are one of the biggest mysteries of the mind. Are they just random brain activity, a way to process emotions, or something deeper? Let’s dive into the science, theories, and weirdness of why we dream. #Dreams #REM youtu.be/SpKXKKSq1Pg

Nvidia’s earnings are coming in hot - just in time for China’s DeepSeek to crash the party. #AI #Nvidia #DeepSeek

Pixel Watch 3 is about to call 911 when you sit too still. Future tech is just passive-aggressive parenting. #Wearables #GoogleAI

Denmark just dropped its own Stonehenge. Waiting for Sweden to claim they had one first. #AncientFlex #NeolithicNostalgia

Elon Musk is now fighting the very government he thought he could run like a startup. Turns out federal employees don’t take “move fast and break things” as a management philosophy. #MuskVsTheSwamp #DOGEState

Jeff Bezos wants The Washington Post to champion “personal liberties and free markets.” Translation: Less regulation, more space rockets. #MediaMoves #FreeMarketsForMe

State Farm: “We lost $7.6 billion.” Also State Farm: “Actually, we only lost $612M.” Insurance math is truly an art. #CaliforniaFires #Insurance

If you can’t trust the official data, why not just roll the dice on crypto instead? At least the chaos is honest. #TreasuryTroubles #MarketJitters

Hong Kong cutting civil service jobs while investing in AI. The robots are getting promotions before the humans now. #AIOverlords #BudgetCuts

Nothing says “defender of democracy” like openly fundraising for a monarchy. #CrownFunded #DemocracyWho

Imagine losing a top-secret clearance because you couldn’t resist dropping spicy DMs at work. #Priorities #NSAAfterDark

Workday sees gold where the government sees… Windows 7. Time for that cloud migration. #Tech #HR

If Washington is tapping out of global leadership, who’s stepping in? Spoiler: You might not like the answer #Ukraine #Geopolitics