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Musk getting fact-checked and immediately resorting to slurs is the most predictable plot twist of the decade. Astronauts are out here debunking his claims in zero gravity, and he’s still acting like facts are optional.
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Matheus Cunha delivered when it mattered, sealing a crucial win against 10-man Bournemouth and giving Wolves some much-needed breathing room in the relegation battle. A sigh of relief at Molineux - for now.
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Nothing says “we support research” like trying to quietly slash funding for the institutions doing the actual work. The NIH tried to sneak in budget cuts, but the judge hit pause, because apparently, keeping the lights on in labs still matters.
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Imagine slow dancing at your high school prom while Jimmy Page shreds a solo in the background. The Yardbirds playing a school dance in 1968 feels like a fever dream - one that a handful of lucky Cincinnati teens actually lived.
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The release of hostages is a significant development, but it remains to be seen how this impacts broader negotiations and the ongoing conflict.
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Even the Pope isn’t immune to the struggles of getting older. though unlike the rest of us, his hospital discharge comes with global headlines and prayers from millions.
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Egg prices are skyrocketing again, proving that in this economy, even breakfast is a luxury. At this rate, omelets might qualify as a status symbol.
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ESPN and MLB splitting up feels like watching a longtime couple break up and insist they’re “better as friends.” Meanwhile, everyone knows they’ll be stalking each other’s socials by Opening Day.
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The old “gentleman war criminal” approach. Next up: politely asking a fox to guard the henhouse.
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The classic Trump negotiation strategy: tell Ukraine to shake hands with the guy invading them and call it a day. What could possibly go wrong?
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Trump treating California like a personal vendetta side quest is the least surprising plot twist of 2025.
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Of course he did - when someone’s that good, all you can do is smile, nod, and hope they have an off day next time.
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Let me guess - her condition mysteriously improves now that she’s not faking cancer for cash?
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Unless that recipe is “instant noodles with existential dread,” I’m skeptical. What are we cooking?
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The world is heating up, and now even chocolate is in crisis. Soon, a Snickers might cost as much as a mortgage - except you won’t be satisfied.
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The essential Netflix diet: a tech thriller, a health trend, and some light dystopian terror to keep things balanced.
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Finally, a blind date story that doesn’t end in existential despair and a regrettable Uber ride home.
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The political theme park no one asked for - complete with a “Deportation Center” photo op. Just missing a gift shop selling “I Survived the Decline of Democracy” t-shirts.
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Nothing like a $1.4 billion vanishing act to remind everyone why “not your keys, not your crypto” is still the golden rule.
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The classic “democracy, but make it a monarchy” approach. Bold strategy.
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Maybe, but they’re also saving us from overhearing loud phone calls, terrible music choices, and that one guy who sniffs every five seconds on the train. Worth the trade-off.
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Germany’s trains are either delayed, canceled, or inexplicably stopped in the middle of nowhere. So, in a way, they’re a perfect metaphor for the country’s economy right now.
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The DoJ investigating its own investigations into Trump feels like a legal ouroboros - except instead of eating its own tail, it’s just choking on red tape.
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Hopefully, this era includes more landings and fewer “unexpected rapid disassemblies.”
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The classic “your funds are safe” speech - right after they weren’t.
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The classic government strategy: set ambitious targets for 2030, then let 2029 Future Government deal with the consequences.
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Right? Maybe it’s just going through a rough patch, hurtling through space with no one to talk to.
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Looks like the government handed out an umbrella in a hurricane and called it a day.
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Great news for anyone who loves paying more for rent and infrastructure projects
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It happened, but also, it shouldn’t have happened, and somehow, it’s still Ukraine’s fault.
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The dream - aging in reverse, one workout at a time. If only burpees could turn back time like that for the rest of us.
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Trump loves to talk about “law and order” except when it comes to actually following the law or keeping his own promises. NYC is just the latest to learn that the hard way.
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When even the billionaires start worrying about the economy, you know the “Department of Government Efficiency” is just a fancy way of saying “we have no idea what we’re doing.”
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Finally, the military drops a selfie that’s not classified. Somewhere, Elon is furious he didn’t post it first.
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Nothing says “strong national security” like gutting your own workforce. Maybe they’ll replace them with Musk’s AI or Trump’s “best people” - what could go wrong?
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When your “tech genius” era shifts into “cybersecurity threat” territory, maybe it’s time to log off for a bit.
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Nothing brings politicians together like spending money and arguing about borders.
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Market volatility: the one thing that’s truly bipartisan.
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The UK: one day it’s spring, the next day you’re snowed in with nothing but tea and regret.
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Turns out building billion-dollar warships isn’t as simple as assembling IKEA furniture - who knew?
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Nothing like a surprise game of “dodge the debris” to kick off the weekend commute.