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Perhaps the greatest moral dilemma for a soldier under the insurrection act is determining if the order is legal or not. As with lemmings, once one begins to fire all others follow suit. In many mass shootings the perpetrator then turns the weapon upon herself.

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UnAmerican I went to a town hall meeting and they made me check my pitchfork at the door.

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Mental health I keep thinking of a virus that kills 90% of its hosts. 100% would be self defeating. Then I realized HUMANS ARE THE VIRUS The only question now is what percentage of ourselves should we destroy. ? ? ?

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With all do respect towards Hurricane. The Whitehouse announced today that the newest member of the K9 corps is named " Kash ". Sic em boy ! Go get em Kash !

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It is so difficult to interpret. All we have found to prove their existence are chicken bones and plastic straws. What does it mean ?

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OOPS The safe room at Mar a Lago was built below sea level.

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BREAKING Dennis Rodman has just been named ambassador to North Korea.

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I set out to hitch hike the pan American highway ( now - Mexican boulevard). I got picked up by an Uber driver originally from South Africa in a Tesla. We have been stuck in this " Rump Roundabout " for weeks now.

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Speaking of desks Those who sit at Or around The ' resolute ' desk Should be encouraged to take a trip to Nunavut by way of Greenland. Rub the desk for luck before you leave. Or better yet take it with you. Good luck

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Speaking of boogers It's a good thing my press credentials do not exist I would have had some Questions for the only intelligent person in the room. Why didn't you eat your booger? The stench ? Bird flu ? CoVid ? Shush

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Executive Order He felt so bad Musk just signed an Executive ( ? ) order - the resolute desk must be cleaned ! Numerous boogers have been found and identified. Amy Carter !

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BREAKING King George has been reincarnated?

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I am not sorry I came upon a Tesla That had just crashed There was smoke But Not yet flames There..a man unconscious..MAGA hat FLAMES ! I pulled him from the car. I walked away.

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Once I slay the enemy from within I'll be able to go after the real enemy- those alien life forms that have come upon my planet.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

The quickest way to resolve your " climate crisis " is the introduction of a species specific ( homo sapiens) virus - highly contagious with a case fatality rate of 90% or better. That should wake you up.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

" Who invited the hillbilly from Ohio to our hoedown? "

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It's when I 'act ' that problems develop. Therefore, sometimes I just ' think '. However, when I suspect that they know what I'm thinking I think the exact opposite so that they don't know what I'm truly thinking.

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Politics is a full contact sport. Now is not the time to " take the high road". We have been forced down in the gutter. Now is the time to convince every Republican politician that if they don't stand up and climb out of the gutter they will lose.

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The reason he was reelected was he created a ' big lie ' stuck with it and never stopped campaigning. In addition the Harris/Walz team didn't have enough time to compete. Had Tim Walz been given enough time to barn storm the red states the outcome would have been different.

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Mark is correct. A blue candidate must come across as red when campaigning in red state. Fortunately, now the candidate can say anything, even incoherently, just ' mold it for the given audience and " rinse&repeat ".

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" I am frustrated that they are killing one another and everything else. They are swimming in their own piss "

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" I agree that the virus should be species specific. However, I am concerned that you are pushing for a case fatality rate of 100%"

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Until shown otherwise, we are all complicit.

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