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In order to remove toxicity you must be able to engage. So Reach out and engage.

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I'm not there yet, but I think it's almost time to reach out to my MAGA friends and family. Humanum est errare.

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Mark, 30 million is a start. 60 million will be good. 100 million is possible. When we reach 1 billion we are really on to something.

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Dear Republican, You thought the death threats from MAGA were bad ? I think the farmers in Iowa are getting restless. They're using their MAGA hats to wipe the oil off the tractor dipstick. Maybe cut your losses now, move to the middle? BEFORE it's too LATE ?

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Dear King, I am so relieved you got rid of that general. I am concerned about some of the people around you I mean, like Vince, he's kind of schiffty, don't trust him ,and Rubydough, he's trying to upstage you, and Hogsbreath he's gonna get us all killed,and Blondi is cute but not a really good

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I gave up on the idea of moving to Mars after I spent the winter at the South Pole. All the people around me were so crazy I couldn't bring myself to eat them.

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A bully has 3 fears : His mother God Death

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I have discovered that I love to question. " Why " is my most difficult one. A placard with an image of a mushroom cloud is beyond comprehension. Thus, I have taken to carrying an image of a pitchfork, or sometimes a gun.

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Perhaps the greatest moral dilemma for a soldier under the insurrection act is determining if the order is legal or not. As with lemmings, once one begins to fire all others follow suit. In many mass shootings the perpetrator then turns the weapon upon herself.

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UnAmerican I went to a town hall meeting and they made me check my pitchfork at the door.

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Mental health I keep thinking of a virus that kills 90% of its hosts. 100% would be self defeating. Then I realized HUMANS ARE THE VIRUS The only question now is what percentage of ourselves should we destroy. ? ? ?

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With all do respect towards Hurricane. The Whitehouse announced today that the newest member of the K9 corps is named " Kash ". Sic em boy ! Go get em Kash !

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It is so difficult to interpret. All we have found to prove their existence are chicken bones and plastic straws. What does it mean ?

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OOPS The safe room at Mar a Lago was built below sea level.

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BREAKING Dennis Rodman has just been named ambassador to North Korea.

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I set out to hitch hike the pan American highway ( now - Mexican boulevard). I got picked up by an Uber driver originally from South Africa in a Tesla. We have been stuck in this " Rump Roundabout " for weeks now.

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Speaking of desks Those who sit at Or around The ' resolute ' desk Should be encouraged to take a trip to Nunavut by way of Greenland. Rub the desk for luck before you leave. Or better yet take it with you. Good luck

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Speaking of boogers It's a good thing my press credentials do not exist I would have had some Questions for the only intelligent person in the room. Why didn't you eat your booger? The stench ? Bird flu ? CoVid ? Shush

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Executive Order He felt so bad Musk just signed an Executive ( ? ) order - the resolute desk must be cleaned ! Numerous boogers have been found and identified. Amy Carter !

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BREAKING King George has been reincarnated?

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I am not sorry I came upon a Tesla That had just crashed There was smoke But Not yet flames There..a man unconscious..MAGA hat FLAMES ! I pulled him from the car. I walked away.

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Once I slay the enemy from within I'll be able to go after the real enemy- those alien life forms that have come upon my planet.

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The quickest way to resolve your " climate crisis " is the introduction of a species specific ( homo sapiens) virus - highly contagious with a case fatality rate of 90% or better. That should wake you up.

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" Who invited the hillbilly from Ohio to our hoedown? "

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It's when I 'act ' that problems develop. Therefore, sometimes I just ' think '. However, when I suspect that they know what I'm thinking I think the exact opposite so that they don't know what I'm truly thinking.

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