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Born in 1951, stuck in 1967. Redheaded godless admirer of clever satiric iconoclastic #comedy (bad puns too) ...and #BrianEpstein đź‘‘(#5thBeatle) Twitter is the "eX" that I still occasionally hover over, but Bluesky is my new main bird ...errr, butterfly.
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When I drink alcohol, everyone says Im an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says Im Fantastic.

Ayup

@maddow.msnbc.com

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Idiocracy was a documentary

What an Actor, what an Artist, what a pioneer, what a success — what a Man. Remembering the late great SIDNEY POITIER — born 98yrs ago today.

#Luigi #media #GeeIWonderWhy #eyeroll

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

#JustSayin' #VeryStableGenius

This is one of my FAVOURITE Scottish place names. And when you've left? You've "Dunlichity split!" I'll show myself out.

Fluoride-free water in DeForest could lead to some funky smiles in my latest cartoon for the Wisconsin State Journal. madison.com/opinion/cart...

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have developed a nasal COVID-19 vaccine that BLOCKS transmission of the virus. This suggests vaccines delivered directly to the nose or mouth could play a CRITICAL role in containing the spread of respiratory infections. Phase I clinical trials HAVE BEEN APPROVED! 🧪🧵⬇️

AI data centers devour renewable energy in my latest cartoon for the Wisconsin State Journal. madison.com/opinion/cart...

A special #Caturday this week: today is the 14th anniversary of my arrival on Downing Street.

That's right. Hearts are upside-down butts. #VaentinesDay #fortuneteller #OffTheMark #MarkParisi ‪@offthemarkparisi.bsky.social‬

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

I am through with Twitter. Bye, girl!

. 🇺🇲 IN TODAY's AMERICA: The only, only, ONLY way to make things happen is to make the good things a lot more *profitable* than the bad things. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. Nothing else. Don't fool yourself.

. . THE #REPUBLICANS ARE * SCARED * OF #tRUmp . #wellduh #captainobvious

Jolly good, old sports

The wonderful Mike Luckovich

🦉 #SuperbOwl #wwdits #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #Laszlo #Nadja #Nandor

Sounds familiar 🤔

February 7, 1974: Mel Brooks' western spoof film "Blazing Saddles," starring Cleavon Little & Gene Wilder premieres at the Pickwick Drive-In in Burbank, California; patrons watched from horseback rather than cars.

In honor of black inventors. #BlackHistoryMonth

Cassette tapes had an A side and a B side, so it makes sense that their successor would be the CD.

This Saturday on MeTV,Oliver Reed is plagued by an unfortunate condition that transforms him into a savage beast due to the “Curse of the Werewolf”! Hammer horror plus fun Sven stuff- including a visit with super-talented voice actress Tara Strong! All at 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central time!

Ketchup On Walls Alert: HIGH

🔥 #Defund and #deport #ElonMusk.

Do not miss an all new episode of #GhostsCBS tonight on CBS! đź‘»

The making of a cartoon about a Nazi-curious jerk

Time to worry

Don't laugh, it's coming soon.

We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics. What a tragically stupid country we are.

If you elect the school bully as class president, he'll continue being a bully.

In 1999, Furbies were banned from the National Security Agency's Maryland headquarters because it was feared the toys might repeat national security secrets.

#Deathiversaries

... "They"..?

“He cannot admit that he is actually losing to Ukraine. He has not defeated Ukraine, which means he is losing. And he cannot acknowledge this because here is Russia on the map, and here is Ukraine. That’s why he says, 'I want to talk to Trump, I’m ready to talk to America' – he’s always done this."”

🤔Hmmm... 🧻🧻🧻Yesterday 🥚🥚🥚Today What will it be tomorrow? 🙄 #eggs #toiletpaper #chaos

It’s my wife’s bday today and I decided to make sure she woke up with a big smile on her face. Long story short… I’m not allowed to have sharpies in the house anymore…

Happy #Caturday