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Antigone/Anne, 26, She/They, secretly a baby seal BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
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there should be a third setting on these that says "lonesome"

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Sorry to get vulnerable for a sec, but like. If I had the choice, 9 times out of 10, I'd choose to be autistic and I'd choose to be trans. But that does still mean that 1 time out of 10, I'd choose not to be either

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jerry seinfeld is sick of ALL THE BULLSHIT

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I like that the commercials on YouTube for AI seem to be trying to sell you on the idea that this is a product you need if you are Rock Fucking Stupid. If you would drown in the rain like a turkey, you need the new Google AI phone. Come get your fucking slop, you wretched hog

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We Honestly Hate Those Dumb Ass Silver Stars but Red Coins Are Getting Harder To Come By

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

It's been months since I watched Hermitcraft, but as soon as I saw the chicken jockey music disc Easter egg, my immediate thought was, "Huh, cool! Turns out Zed accidentally made a music disc farm". Which, tbf, if any Hermit is going to ACCIDENTALLY make a really niche farm, it's Zed

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

You're Not Getting This Star Until You Clean Your Damn Room

submitted 15 hours ago • 6 comments

"are you on the apps" no bitch i'm on the ropes

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Steven made SIX bombo ass claat pussy bomba blood claat eggs JUST for himself. Never. Forget.

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I predict that the next naming trend for apps and startups is going to loop back around to 18th century patent medicine names. Grindr is out, Professor Alexander Mondroller's Fabulous Homo-Sexual Courtship and Rendezvous Telephone Application is in

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It's lowkey a jungle out there

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The singularity is awesome

submitted 21 hours ago • 263 comments

Mel Brooks produced The Elephant Man: this was his response to Paramount’s demand for changes "We are involved in a business venture. We screened the film for you, to bring you up to date as to the status of that venture. Do not misconstrue this as our soliciting the input of raging primitives."

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Review of German play: Too much Sturm. Not enough Drang.

submitted 22 hours ago • 9 comments

lol

submitted 23 hours ago • 11 comments

we've all got that one homie who is becoming woozy and incoherent due to blood loss

submitted 625 days ago • 6 comments

The reviews for @storesthepodcast.bsky.social are in!

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

The dichotomy of art blogs whose headers are like "ooh, watch out, this blog is NAUGHTY" and you have to scroll for minutes to see a nipple versus art blogs whose headers are like "sometimes NSFW" and the pinned post depicts a character doing something thermodynamically impossible with their penis.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 27,1949

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 27,1947

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

Well, it looks like Nonagon Infinity has, unfortunately, opened the door. So ya. Your Basically Fucked.

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"I told him, 'Now don't you go and give me that cold shoulder'!" - thing I think is fun to say like a middle-aged white woman with a thick Appalachian accent

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Hm? New York City? You mean the Zagreb of America?

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calling my shot, this thing is gonna be the surprise hit of the year that grosses like $250M domestic

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

as far as defensive evolutionary mechanisms go, turtles building an impervious dome that can be overcome by flipping it upside down is pretty clever so long as nothing ever evolves into a fast moving, low to the ground wedge

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

sorry but jeers kinda suck compared to cheers

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

oh tumblypoo, you just messed with the WRONG fandom. FarSiders: grab your Cow Tools.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

If your initials are TP, pretty much that’s toilet paper, no offense

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

depression resistance 📈📈📈 heat resistance 📉📉📉

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

submitted 1 day ago • 450 comments

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY

submitted 669 days ago • 28 comments

We love our grunglers don’t we folks

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

seconding the motion if it means we can bring back Doughfaces as an insult and use it for dems who vote with republicans

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asriel and dess

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Zohran Mamdani has instituted a cisgender jizya. Polygamy is recognized by law for transgender people only. The city-owned bodegas have long since driven all others out of business. You can only enter them if you can recite the red pill scene from the Matrix from memory.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments