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Antigone/Anne, 26, She/They, secretly a baby seal BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine
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All of my HRT kicks in at once and I'm undergoing a horrific American Werewolf in London transformation where I'm screaming and writhing on the floor as my body contorts, and when it's over I look the same but have a pink bow in my hair

TETSUO: THE IRON MAN (1989)

still one of the most iconic posts

An immensely obscure tiny detail in Super Mario Sunshine is that Strollin' Stus have heightened awareness of Mario if he has no water left. Pumping FLUDD with no water makes them notice Mario from much further away. This took players 22 years after the game's release to discover.

this actually might be even more impactful than going on 400,000 hudson news tvs that have been on mute since 2018 and saying “sometimes which it’s the voters of politics whom this great nation of when it’s most of all”

Lizzie's not going to be in the next Life Series, so I need to get my fix somehow

I mean, look, if Mamdani actually had invented time travel, went back in time and invented Twitter so it existed six years before it was created, to tweet about something that happened when he was 9 yeas old, with a picture of him at age 33, well... then maybe it's something to talk about...

Went to a queer talent show and there was a 15 minute shibari demonstration that followed a noise band performance

there should be a third setting on these that says "lonesome"

Sorry to get vulnerable for a sec, but like. If I had the choice, 9 times out of 10, I'd choose to be autistic and I'd choose to be trans. But that does still mean that 1 time out of 10, I'd choose not to be either

jerry seinfeld is sick of ALL THE BULLSHIT

I like that the commercials on YouTube for AI seem to be trying to sell you on the idea that this is a product you need if you are Rock Fucking Stupid. If you would drown in the rain like a turkey, you need the new Google AI phone. Come get your fucking slop, you wretched hog

We Honestly Hate Those Dumb Ass Silver Stars but Red Coins Are Getting Harder To Come By

It's been months since I watched Hermitcraft, but as soon as I saw the chicken jockey music disc Easter egg, my immediate thought was, "Huh, cool! Turns out Zed accidentally made a music disc farm". Which, tbf, if any Hermit is going to ACCIDENTALLY make a really niche farm, it's Zed

You're Not Getting This Star Until You Clean Your Damn Room

"are you on the apps" no bitch i'm on the ropes

Steven made SIX bombo ass claat pussy bomba blood claat eggs JUST for himself. Never. Forget.

I predict that the next naming trend for apps and startups is going to loop back around to 18th century patent medicine names. Grindr is out, Professor Alexander Mondroller's Fabulous Homo-Sexual Courtship and Rendezvous Telephone Application is in

It's lowkey a jungle out there

The singularity is awesome

Mel Brooks produced The Elephant Man: this was his response to Paramount’s demand for changes "We are involved in a business venture. We screened the film for you, to bring you up to date as to the status of that venture. Do not misconstrue this as our soliciting the input of raging primitives."

Review of German play: Too much Sturm. Not enough Drang.

lol

we've all got that one homie who is becoming woozy and incoherent due to blood loss

The reviews for @storesthepodcast.bsky.social are in!

The dichotomy of art blogs whose headers are like "ooh, watch out, this blog is NAUGHTY" and you have to scroll for minutes to see a nipple versus art blogs whose headers are like "sometimes NSFW" and the pinned post depicts a character doing something thermodynamically impossible with their penis.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 27,1949

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 27,1947

Well, it looks like Nonagon Infinity has, unfortunately, opened the door. So ya. Your Basically Fucked.

"I told him, 'Now don't you go and give me that cold shoulder'!" - thing I think is fun to say like a middle-aged white woman with a thick Appalachian accent

Hm? New York City? You mean the Zagreb of America?

calling my shot, this thing is gonna be the surprise hit of the year that grosses like $250M domestic

as far as defensive evolutionary mechanisms go, turtles building an impervious dome that can be overcome by flipping it upside down is pretty clever so long as nothing ever evolves into a fast moving, low to the ground wedge

sorry but jeers kinda suck compared to cheers

oh tumblypoo, you just messed with the WRONG fandom. FarSiders: grab your Cow Tools.

If your initials are TP, pretty much that’s toilet paper, no offense

depression resistance 📈📈📈 heat resistance 📉📉📉

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate