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While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me

submitted 30 days ago • 20 comments

"Past performance is a direct indication of future performance." It's absolutely wild to me that people who say this don't want to talk about Poilievre's publicly and easily available voting history. #cdnpolitics

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

FOX: We are in the midst of a Male Loneliness Epidemic YOUNG DUDE: I am a lonely guy; what should I do? MANFLUENCER: Have you considered acting like a complete entitled asshole YOUNG DUDE: I suppose that suggestion is worth a try FOX: The Male Loneliness Epidemic continues

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

submitted 8 days ago • 1025 comments

"The Mystery of the Chewed Shoe" was solved rather easily when one of the two primary suspects folded under the strain of interrogation.

submitted 7 days ago • 29 comments

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.

submitted 14 days ago • 696 comments

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

submitted 15 days ago • 457 comments

It costs nothing to be kind. But then again, it costs nothing to be a sociopath. So you see my dilemma

submitted 14 days ago • 20 comments

The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

submitted 14 days ago • 1000 comments

This should be used in the trials later, but it won't be.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Out on the town talking trade relations with the leaders of 75 countries who all respect and admire me. They're just out of frame, talking about trade relations too.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I bet those penguins caved immediately.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

my offer to america: we bring woke back

submitted 21 days ago • 316 comments

Assassin's Creed is a franchise in which you can fist fight the Pope.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

But you're telling me the Trump presidency isn't just a grift for his circle to get richer?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

submitted 53 days ago • 1207 comments

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

submitted 59 days ago • 90 comments

In things that you absolutely saw coming, Federalist and Daily Wire writer who accused drag queens of being groomers arrested for child molestation. www.dailydot.com/debug/aaron-...

submitted 81 days ago • 299 comments

I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity." He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...

submitted 81 days ago • 1547 comments

I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

submitted 86 days ago • 731 comments

Pundits wonder why so many people aren't engaged in politics anymore...it's because of things like this. RFK Jr. is a completely unacceptable candidate but he'll get confirmed anyway. The system is broken and everyone knows it. Why stay engaged with it?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with listening to music on an iPhone is that it doesn’t have the analog warmth of the original iPod

submitted 95 days ago • 31 comments

I'm left wondering if @kibblesmith.com ever accomplished his resolution.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

How is McDavid both the guy defending on that Bruins attempt and then the guy who gets the breakaway immediately after? #LetsGoOilers

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Hulk Hogan showing up barely able to walk just to shill his beer and get booed is not what I had on my card for the night 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Watching Raw on Netflix with a buddy I used to watch wrestling with and the countdown hits zero and...'starting soon' pops up. Buddy yells "THAT'S NOT HOW COUNTDOWNS WORK"

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I'm old enough to remember when teams locked out players so they could "get salaries under control" and now they're right back to signing players to bullshit deals that circumvent the cap THEY said was so vital.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant

submitted 115 days ago • 216 comments

Every time I watch World Juniors I wish the NHL had this approach to officiating where they just call the rules and the players can choose to adjust or not. #WorldJuniors2025

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

was breaking down all the boxes in the garage and the neighbor saw me pretending to be a kaiju again

submitted 123 days ago • 10 comments

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

submitted 123 days ago • 71 comments