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Almost sliced my foot off at the ankle so now I get to buy new boots! πŸ₯³ Unfortunately the pair I have picked out won't be as colorful or cute but function is at πŸ’―

Turkey Tom wanted to strut so I took a couple of pics πŸ“Έ

My big muddy pig got me! Sprayed with mud!! 🫠🐷

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Sound advice

I'm actually very worried about all of this but here's a "lighthearted" meme

Don't forget the iced coffee πŸ‘πŸΌ

Yesterday I scrambled a turkey egg and tried it for the first time! It tastes less "eggy" than a chicken egg. It has a richer/creamier texture. Other than that I can't really describe it but 10/10, definitely recommend if you like eggs or ever have the opportunity to try a turkey egg, do it!

From Sam Pink's book, 99 poems to cure whatever's wrong with you or create the problems you need. #poetry #poem

Big Happy Pumbaa Pig πŸ₯°

Not the best pic to show off my big muddy boy but ... here he is: my big muddy boy! 🐽 #pumbaapig

Piggies got some apples for a snack so I grabbed this quick photo of Willow. 😍

Heading into the new year with a (hopefully) better mindset. πŸ§˜πŸΌβ€β™€οΈβ˜€οΈ

The teeniest, tiniest egg ever!! So cute πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯°

Here he is!! Girl Number 3 (aka Roosty Boi), of the Cutie Patooties. He's my mean rooster who was supposed to be a hen. I don't have the heart to remove him from the flock so I walk around with my rooster poking stick to keep him from coming after me. #AnimalLover #MeanRoosterLover #HeJustNeedsAHug

I don't know Pumbaa Pig's EXACT birth date, but we recently celebrated his one year birthday. 🎈πŸ₯°

I started out strong πŸ˜…

Oh look! πŸ‘€ It's Ranger Matthew Dainko! He has fancy feathered feet! #frenchcuckoomarans #rooster #chicken #bobsburgers

The clouds were very interesting tonight. Wonder what kind they are. πŸ€”

I miss my sweet boy πŸ’”πŸ˜₯

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My #turkeys are starting to lay eggs! Slate laid these two. Just found them this morning in a pile of leaves. How neat!!!!

Bacon & Crispy Fried Onion Ramen with Spinach & Scallions for dinner. Quick to make which is great because I'm exhausted from the week. 😫

Mei Ling -- such a pretty kitty cat at my client's today. πŸ₯° She gets ALL DA PETS!

*Last night* He just wanted to watch the sunset because he flew down, left the ladies, and marched his happy butt to a different tree for the night.

It's not "just a phase," mom! #turkey

Beautiful, cold, foggy morning.

What a wonderful day for mail!!! It's here!! My jacket package, or as I like to call it to save time, my jackage! Thanks @toddland.bsky.social πŸ₯°πŸ₯° And of course I left the tag on πŸ˜… Can you BELIEVE I almost missed out on this?!?!

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Jumping on this trend 🀭 So many options πŸ’• picrew.me/en/secret_im...

Two years ago I bought 500 paper straws. I'm still using them. I suppose I didn't realize how many 500 actually is. They take up nearly half a kitchen cabinet.

Cashew Pig says oink πŸ‘‹πŸΌ Such a sweet girl! 🐷

Throwback to last year when I spent the day on the weeki wachee river. πŸ₯°πŸŒž

Sometimes you gotta get your pig pettin' hand a lil dirty and pet that big muddy boy!

Kitty caaaaaat🐈

I tried to grab a couple photos of my clients hyper, excited dogs and this is how they turned out. πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

There are five turkeys roosting in the trees! The fifth is almost impossible to see. 🧐

It's a chilly morning πŸ₯Ά here in Florida. Make sure you have the appropriate footwear! #socksandsandals