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submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Songs that should be banned from a gay club: the Cupid shuffle

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Spent 13 hours in the Dallas airport only for my flight to be delayed to today. Let’s try this work trip again!

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I love when getting an oil change they hold the dipstick out to show you like they are presenting a bottle of wine.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Headed to El Paso and Roswell for a work trip this week. Fingers crossed there’s some probing involved 👽

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Wait. It’s not Friday?

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

I rearranged my living room last night. Determined I hate it and moving it back now

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Me the moment people leave my house after a party

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Much deserved soak after a long week

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Fell down a real estate rabbit hole and $350k for popcorn ceilings? I don’t think…

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Wish I didn’t constantly flip between I like my belly and I wish I was skinny

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

First 5k completed since I tweaked my knee. My time was ok. The nipple chafing was not.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I need to be conscious of what I’m eating more. Also me: gets gas station pizza for lunch

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

First day back from vacay and I need like 8 more hours of sleep

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve decided that I’m moving from Oklahoma this year. Not that it’s a bad place, it’s just not home. But the question becomes Milwaukee or Chicago next

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Working this week should be outlawed.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been awake for 30 min and have already decided to take a nap

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

The Rock is just a buff James Cordon

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post a robot.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

submitted 108 days ago • 14 comments

just sayin

submitted 108 days ago • 13 comments

Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open

submitted 111 days ago • 217 comments

Is it still considered morning wood if it happens after a 5pm nap

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets The Silence of the Lambs Keep Jodie Foster

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been so horny in theory but not practice lately

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

i’m trying to be like this with like 17 oomfs

submitted 124 days ago • 13 comments

Family has been visiting me for over a week now and I’ve had no chance to jerk off. Can’t wait till I finally get alone time

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Are the Black Friday Onlyfans sales good today? Or should I wait for cyber Monday? Maybe small business Saturday?

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment