Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open - ThreadSky

problematicotter.bsky.social•78 days ago

I've been gone for like fifteen minutes WTF just happened

problematicotter.bsky.social•78 days ago

Hello, this is my first time being viral on Bluesky, is this where I mention my SoundCloud or are we not doing that any more

Y'all donate to a local food bank while I go ask the elders

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problematicotter.bsky.social•78 days ago

All these new followers tomorrow during the Texas/UConn game

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shane555.bsky.social•77 days ago

Feeds can be a great solution for that

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why-not-zoidberg.bsky.social•77 days ago

You were clever on the Internet.

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thefarmerjones.bsky.social•78 days ago

A real chocolate-and-peanut-butter moment here the way you combined two topics people can't get enough of.

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problematicotter.bsky.social•78 days ago

The reposts are happening so fast that I can't tell who kick-started this thing, if I had push notifications on my phone would probably melt

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thefarmerjones.bsky.social•78 days ago

Unless Colson Whitehead actually follows you, I'm guessing Art of Coop

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problematicotter.bsky.social•78 days ago

That was my guess, I guess I didn't realize that account had this kind of juice

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thefarmerjones.bsky.social•78 days ago

exponential or something — one RT from a 14K account will get you 50s and 10 more RTs, etc and so forth.

FWIW I did not repost it. Wasn't impressed, sorry.

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hanssolo4love.bsky.social•77 days ago

We are at war with China,Trump is Dead ,Biden in a nursing home and resigned and so did Kamala. Bernie took over the show and we now have universal free health care and the federal minimum wage is $30 / hour inflation Index increase. And the republican party has dissolved. That's all.

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follicular.bsky.social•77 days ago

😂👍

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alperg.bsky.social•78 days ago

Or better yet, improve service, pay a livable wage, and stop proce gouging?

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benjaminprime.bsky.social•77 days ago

Hm. Or, hear me out, crazy idea, stop being evil.

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cwnidog.bsky.social•78 days ago

They know the Internet is forever, right?

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michaelpicchu.bsky.social•78 days ago

Why are they just now doing this? No one gives a f who the CEOs are unless they are looking for trouble. 🤣

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ramsandhoosiers.bsky.social•78 days ago

Someone told them how a Deathnote works.

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janfreeman.bsky.social•78 days ago

Because they own Aetna.

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internethuman.bsky.social•78 days ago

Besides! SEC filings are public anyway and execs/board are required to be disclosed there anyway.

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docmoulton.bsky.social•77 days ago

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azenobia.bsky.social•78 days ago

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evajan.bsky.social•78 days ago

Because they don’t want anyone to know what they look like

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michaeljordan99.bsky.social•78 days ago

What!?

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jay-drake.bsky.social•77 days ago

Removing photos feels like admission of guilt.

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bencheq.bsky.social•78 days ago

Guess CVS figured it's harder to 'target' their executives when you can’t even find them in Aisle 5.

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antipunitive.bsky.social•77 days ago

😂

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whisperingsoup.bsky.social•78 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CVS_Pharmacy?wprov=sfla1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Joyner_%28business_executive%29?wprov=sfla1

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vagabending.bsky.social•77 days ago

Instead of removing pictures of executives from corporate websites, corporations could simply not fuck over everyone forever.

Food for thought.

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whythathat.bsky.social•77 days ago

Thank you!

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msfis.bsky.social•78 days ago

Guilty conscience?

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pnwfinn.bsky.social•78 days ago

The wayback machinr website gonna be busy

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dinolamour.bsky.social•77 days ago

Gee, I guess privacy does matter. Hope they are just as carful with the rest of the staffs personal information, or has that already been sold to a foreign agent.

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stusutherland.bsky.social•78 days ago

Gallows humor at its finest. You win the Internet today. Bravo. 👏🏾

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dannymittleman.bsky.social•77 days ago

Wayback Machine, duh.

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jump3dtheshark.bsky.social•78 days ago

Or the execs--why not put *them* in a glass case?

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copernicussees.bsky.social•78 days ago

I'm sure that will all be a very effective strategy to hide the identity of these captains of industry... lol. I really hope they are all cowering in their basements with their lovely little familes.

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sprachgefuhl.bsky.social•78 days ago

😆

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fatalzio.bsky.social•78 days ago

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rewdawakening.bsky.social•77 days ago

It’s 2024. Really? We are past needing a picture on their site, right? They should recognize they need to change their behavior and act right or else.

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susiedaytona.bsky.social•78 days ago

most excellent 🫡

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meepein.bsky.social•77 days ago

They should put them on the 10 mile long receipts that no one looks at.

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yourunclepino.bsky.social•78 days ago

Now cvs cares about photos?! Ive been trying to develop a roll of film for 20 years and no ones ever at the counter!!

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yourunclepino.bsky.social•78 days ago

Brilliant.

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jessicatg2005.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’m thinking if you’re a CEO and your not a greedy son of a bitch who only cares about his money at the the expense of the people who work for you, you probably don’t have anything to worry about.

If you’re considering a body guard or hiding from the world… you already know who you are.

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stellajorette.bsky.social•77 days ago

Photos are probably falling of LinkedIn like leaves off an autumnal tree.

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mickw26.bsky.social•77 days ago

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edwoodk.bsky.social•78 days ago

It's a good indication they are up to some heinous, inhumane activity by their health insurance.

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masslass33.bsky.social•77 days ago

Instant follow 😂😂😂😂😂

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ernestleequild.bsky.social•77 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

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pearly2.bsky.social•78 days ago

Why I thought it wasn’t the guns? That’s the cry after the hundreds of school shootings! Cowards

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karolegrover.bsky.social•78 days ago

That oversimplifies a complex issue. It's not just about a glass case. The cultural artifacts are sensitive and require careful handling.

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captanne.bsky.social•77 days ago

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twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social•78 days ago

I'm sorry but the idea that an assassin was planning to hit the CEO of CVS with a citinike and needed to to physically going inside a pharmacy and look at a printed out photo on the wall to know who to target is hilarious

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skepphilo.bsky.social•78 days ago

CVS ceo can just pad their suit with receipts, they will be fine

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andralyn.bsky.social•78 days ago

All the SMART assassins buy each year's hardcover copy of Who's Who in Business.

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sassynyx.bsky.social•78 days ago

Right? Like they didn’t make national headlines just a few weeks ago… for changing CEOs. 😏

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klg19.bsky.social•77 days ago

Geez, at the Duane Reades/Walgreens, nearly everything remotely useful is behind lock and key. It used to just be meth ingredients. Now it’s even deodorant.

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deltigre.bsky.social•77 days ago

Bloomberg: Retailers Locked Up Their Products—and Broke Shopping in America

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klg19.bsky.social•77 days ago

Oh, that’s a great article; thanks! And it sure does explain the increasing disappearance of Duane Reades in the city. The combo of locked goods and fewer stores has definitely driven me online!

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vealllc.bsky.social•72 days ago

Didn't you hear? They're using it to make the meth smell better

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klg19.bsky.social•72 days ago

Well, that DOES make sense

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azurereadingit.bsky.social•78 days ago

These are just the HMO companies not even the PPO’s

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sirbl3.bsky.social•78 days ago

🤭

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rgoldin.bsky.social•78 days ago

Have these people never heard of the Wayback Machine?

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evanofthewhills.bsky.social•77 days ago

Or LinkedIn.

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dadwantstotalk.bsky.social•78 days ago

If only there wasn't some sort of machine you could use to look back at what websites used to look like. Maybe even to look way back. And it's a machine. I'll call it TheWayBackBlender.

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summersun5280.bsky.social•78 days ago

If only.

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kingfarouk.bsky.social•78 days ago

You're good

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lightlyusedpanties.bsky.social•78 days ago

Good idea guys. Let me just leave these here though.

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imjustjenn3.bsky.social•77 days ago

Maybe they should learn to hide real quiet in the corner, like our school kids do.

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peterthebaffled.bsky.social•77 days ago

😆😆😆

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aloneatiq.bsky.social•78 days ago

Or the executives! As surely someone has pointed out by now.

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trickytrev.bsky.social•78 days ago

Maybe they should start doing what they promised, instead of lying and deceiving the public!

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theresistanceco.bsky.social•78 days ago

These CEO’s are going to be riding around in Pope Mobile’s in no time!

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bohemianeden.bsky.social•78 days ago

I feel like that would be good for them.

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tubuc.bsky.social•77 days ago

It's time for them to feel afraid. Make horrible decisions-face the consequences.

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leedssteeler.bsky.social•78 days ago

The photos are now out of internetwork

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patriciabronson07.bsky.social•77 days ago

This really just shows how much power we have if we use it. Down with the big corporations and the billionaires.

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genxismyera.bsky.social•77 days ago

It’s not like people can’t still find them on the web.

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sallycrn.bsky.social•77 days ago

Maybe just do better.

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brooklynkid53bskys.bsky.social•78 days ago

The usual justification for the glass case is that in the Christian land of the US of A in the year of our lord 2024, people need to steal baby formula

but another justification I have seen is that you now you can unlock the case with a smart phone app so this is just more tracking marketing

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dotto2164.bsky.social•78 days ago

That’s because either:
A. Nobody can afford it anymore;
B. Thieves can sell it cheaper at a flea market or online and make their own profit; or
C. Both of the above.

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worldoffoo.bsky.social•78 days ago

Last I saw, their entire store was in glass cases. Meaning you would have to get an employee for every single item you want. Which means no one is going to shop there again, cuz that's inconvenient af.

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brooklynkid53bskys.bsky.social•78 days ago

??
maybe "they" have decided brick and mortar stores are not profitable and this is their subtle way of saying buy online ?

which of course is just suicide, cause when I go on line not going to their shitty site ?

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darwinwoodka.bsky.social•78 days ago

try finding an employee at a CVS.

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graceomalley.bsky.social•78 days ago

First you have to find a manager who has to have the secret for the room where they hide all the employees. Hint: the room is usually underground below a trap door.

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michaeljordan99.bsky.social•78 days ago

They’re out back behind the dumpster smoking Swisher Sweets.

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maryjanelane.bsky.social•78 days ago

Well yeah. That's the literal definition of cutting costs and amplifying profits. They cut wages and hours of employees while raising prices and blaming everything on the poor.

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whythathat.bsky.social•77 days ago

Every publicly traded company can't just show profits every quarter, it must show growth. This is how they show "growth".

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sassynyx.bsky.social•78 days ago

Oh you can find them
—they’re the ones forced by their health plan to shop there. IYKYK. 😏

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livelaughlovecraft.bsky.social•78 days ago

I don't understand why they don't just adopt the old Price Club system where you go to the counter and tell them what you want and then they go get it.

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dgtldva.bsky.social•78 days ago

It matters not. Copies of those websites are still available.

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jeffreypschultz.bsky.social•78 days ago

Dang

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dogsdesignfood.bsky.social•77 days ago

To late

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daisydo333.bsky.social•78 days ago

😃🤣😂🤣

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enemywith1n.bsky.social•78 days ago

I've got a better idea. How bout, just try this on for size, how bout we treat people like F*cking human beings deserving respect and stop seeing them as objects to be exploited for money and trash when we can no longer profit from them. How bout that?

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0xdeadkeith.bsky.social•77 days ago

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tezozomoctzin.bsky.social•78 days ago

:::chuckling most evilly::: 😁

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numb.comfortab.ly•78 days ago

Banger.

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jeffrey49.bsky.social•78 days ago

Whaaaaaaaaaat? These execs probably get huge bonuses every year but want anonymity?
Are they prouder of profitability or do patients/customers come first?

BTW every CEO must maximize shareholder value not patient comfort.

Insulin used to cost pennies a dose. Invented in Canada. Sold patent for $1

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raoul-ny.bsky.social•77 days ago

For what it's worth, I was picking up a script at CVS today, joked with the pharmacist about the CEO assassination and she asked if we could help with CVS ...

I think it's time folks.

What?

Totally meant to pick up knitting.

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777nocomment.bsky.social•72 days ago

apparently he's stepping down

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yourpersonalsatan.bsky.social•78 days ago

Nice

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iskeptici.bsky.social•78 days ago

good thing we have the internet

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graceomalley.bsky.social•78 days ago

lol

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unpopularhistorian.bsky.social•77 days ago

I think I'll send a "Thinking of You" card to Woonsocket, Rhode Island.

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americandefender.bsky.social•77 days ago

Internet is forever

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mysageadvice.bsky.social•78 days ago

😤

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michaeljordan99.bsky.social•78 days ago

At my local CVS, the glass case literally contains 2 sticks of deodorant and 3 packages of razor blade cartridges.

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princessjemmy.bsky.social•78 days ago

Reminds me of Rite Aid's shelves. For like, forever? And yet they just emerged from Bankruptcy.

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davidjheslop.bsky.social•78 days ago

PBMs are a major cause of ridiculous drug pricing in the US.

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vailgal.bsky.social•78 days ago

“Inside glass case”!!!!!!!!!!!

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lunathemalinois.bsky.social•77 days ago

😂 🤣

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proleartthreat.bsky.social•78 days ago

If only they gathered in one building….

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proleartthreat.bsky.social•78 days ago

Capos getting around like they’re on wanted posters…playing cards next

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catsbetterthanmen.bsky.social•78 days ago

Gotta love how the sum total of their response is CYA. Heaven forfend they should learn anything from this.

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doomaflatchie.bsky.social•77 days ago

I guffawed

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grolaw-me.bsky.social•78 days ago

We ought to have a nice, secure archive of all of these executives’ photos. I prefer that they be worried about the potential for murder while they craft corporate policies that kill faceless men and women.

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hil1bil1y.bsky.social•77 days ago

internet archive?

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merc.nyc•77 days ago

also they only let you get three month access to their photos if you use aetna at cvs, whereas you have to call them through their byzantine phone tree to only get one month’s worth of access if you want to see them elsewhere. real annoying

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camivette.bsky.social•78 days ago

How dumb do they think assassins are?

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witchypooh.bsky.social•78 days ago

The glass case would be too full and would break.

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bertsbiscuits.bsky.social•77 days ago

Cries in Internet archive

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fightswithrhoombas.bsky.social•78 days ago

They’ve not heard of the way back machine?

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hissun.bsky.social•77 days ago

Oh no I can't go search online who the CEO is and find their picture there 😂

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susansusanagain.bsky.social•78 days ago

Actually, maybe someone needs to make a website with everyone’s name, picture and where they work/job title

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tecnobrat.com•78 days ago

And maybe we make it so they have "connections" between people too.

Maybe we call it linked something. Linked out? Linked to? Linked with? ;)

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susansusanagain.bsky.social•77 days ago

Haha- you missed the idea, but it’s OK

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1greatscott.bsky.social•78 days ago

Something catchy….

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susansusanagain.bsky.social•78 days ago

So they know they’ve done a lot of shit that pisses people off

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thatajthompson.bsky.social•78 days ago

Google still works

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curiouskitty.bsky.social•67 days ago

Like thats going to stop the internet from googling them and finding ALL their information including their address, phone #, fave bike/jogging routes...

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lettepaul.bsky.social•65 days ago

hilarious 😂

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thomasording.bsky.social•78 days ago

Even better, put the executives in those cases.

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newmandarins.bsky.social•78 days ago

lol…CVS can just lock their executive board in glass cases

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12trose.bsky.social•78 days ago

Oops!

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productofbc.bsky.social•76 days ago

They removed the photos from one page. They still have their pictures on their website though, or just search their names online.

https://materials.proxyvote.com/Approved/126650/20240318/NPS_567213/INDEX.HTML?page=1

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monostudio.bsky.social•77 days ago

Has cvs never heard of google?

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rrmadison.bsky.social•77 days ago

If your company needs to do this, you might consider reviewing your current policies and business practices. Just a thought.

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duurti.bsky.social•77 days ago

This all day this. But that never occurs to them. Keep bleeding the people for profit instead of treating them like people.

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gogar.bsky.social•78 days ago

If someone was really motivated to do something I really don’t think this would stop them from finding out who the executive team is.

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tinanyb.bsky.social•78 days ago

Are they going to make them take down their LinkedIn profiles? 🤷‍♀️🤔

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mercurialme.bsky.social•78 days ago

I completely understand why CVS would hide

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paulmurphyetc.bsky.social•78 days ago

Nice.

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the-dudemeister.bsky.social•77 days ago

https://archive.org

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secodogs.bsky.social•77 days ago

If this is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

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sullenwheat.bsky.social•78 days ago

LMAO

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newecclesiastes.bsky.social•78 days ago

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chiefsnavychick.bsky.social•77 days ago

They can't hide their names from the public tho.

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zomneydomnitz.bsky.social•77 days ago

What kind of shady shit is CVS up to?

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nismo6677.bsky.social•77 days ago

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toyrocket.bsky.social•77 days ago

First: 🤣

Second: Like Rite Aid and Walgreen they are just a 5&dime with a pharmacy at the back

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220221whatever.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’m sure none of these people put their picture with their profile on LinkedIn

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drawmeasheep.bsky.social•78 days ago

(applause)

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ersatzstyle.bsky.social•77 days ago

LMFAO

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utexas-96.bsky.social•78 days ago

😆

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mysweetie2024.bsky.social•78 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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v3ndettaval.bsky.social•77 days ago

It would be so much easier if health-care executives simply wrote policies that treated people with dignity ‼️🔥 Right now I am happy they're scared because scumbags should be quaking in their boots for their dirty deeds‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬🤬🤬🤬

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jpd18.bsky.social•78 days ago

Hello … HELLO!!
Can someone help me with the fabric softener!!!
This store is the size of six football fields and there’s one guy working here.

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johnnymack619.bsky.social•78 days ago

This is a brilliant take!

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ownedbyadachshund.bsky.social•78 days ago

This might be why.

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manofthemeadow.bsky.social•77 days ago

This looks like a movie hitlist

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raffsam.bsky.social•76 days ago

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woketexan281.bsky.social•77 days ago

Damn he was the lowest paid one of them all

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dynosphere.bsky.social•78 days ago

Black and white memorial photos, eh?

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ownedbyadachshund.bsky.social•78 days ago

Seems like it.

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tucsonsu.bsky.social•78 days ago

Right?

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corralboca.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂😂

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wojciiii.bsky.social•77 days ago

Todo: remove site from waybackmachine.

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dgmcdole.bsky.social•78 days ago

Yes cause they are already dead on the inside.

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sheareh.bsky.social•78 days ago

Hahahahah

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kenk1980.bsky.social•78 days ago

I guess corporations had to stop being people too at some point! 🤷🏿‍♂️

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coloradocitizen.bsky.social•77 days ago

😂😂

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jblyle.bsky.social•78 days ago

Laughing here. Yes -- like the toothpaste at the local drugstore.

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originalsunshine.bsky.social•77 days ago

lol

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reddy4daworld1.bsky.social•77 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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klg-knox.bsky.social•78 days ago

Eff the kids in schools being shot like fish in a barrel, let’s save the CEOs.

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aubergeniuslab.bsky.social•77 days ago

Bingo!

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blurrybeth.bsky.social•78 days ago

LOL

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valerie3255.bsky.social•78 days ago

They’re not stealing them. They’re concealing their identities.

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lordy57.bsky.social•78 days ago

Why didn't they use bullet proof glass?
Then demand more guns.

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voteymcvoteface.bsky.social•78 days ago

the photos can be viewed between 9am and 8pm

but if you click on them between 12:30pm and 2pm they’re on break

From 4pm to 6pm the images can only be viewed if you are idling in a drive thru

From 7pm to 8pm you’re gonna get a 404 error

Forget about Sunday

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voteymcvoteface.bsky.social•78 days ago

oh no

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brad-of-kauai.bsky.social•78 days ago

Too late.

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tzipshmil.bsky.social•77 days ago

Man this is brilliant 🤌🏻

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chefdiogenes.bsky.social•78 days ago

Do they know that we can just Google it? Like we can easily find out

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rjazzman323.bsky.social•78 days ago

they're not screwing the consumers over, what do they have to worry about? makes you wonder

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koboldstyle.bsky.social•78 days ago

Probably just a calculation of being in charge of shopcounters across the country that sobbing and exhausted healthcare strugglers yell across.

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travelwithmia.bsky.social•78 days ago

And... that's a follow

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intersex-awareness.bsky.social•77 days ago

Google Image Search to the rescue!
https://www.google.com/search?q=David+Joyner+cvs&sa=X&sca_esv=22db317853775bed&sxsrf=ADLYWIJPxm1swoEJp-TVwDTE21Pn0XrfzQ:1733545143143&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWtG_mNb-HwafvV8cKK_h1a0WYAF4mXQP8CuyQXqW6TNwEH-giosQRUyBi5DAOO-3_Ou6tYR69UOOayjcxcb0gs6fak6Tb3ei1kDqzyjzdatAw50QhyUSvJTo56AKzwo6jj38MdMKCwFbjl9yzRzcv5V9SjKN75-dBhtuBtAQuGfQBz0OWT4qbT7dwFeguClqy4wisow&ved=2ahUKEwjG6dXz5pSKAxWvMlkFHZWiKS4QtKgLegQIBhAH&biw=1278&bih=1318&dpr=1

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thedwayneking.bsky.social•78 days ago

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krissyswen70.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂🤣 it's always on the internet. Someone will find it!

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ineffablejeff.bsky.social•78 days ago

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jamkk.bsky.social•78 days ago

Check proxy statements for companies online…

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satindoll1948.bsky.social•78 days ago

Oops

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gapeachforever.bsky.social•78 days ago

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trimbod.bsky.social•78 days ago

Cowards.

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kdxkawboy.bsky.social•77 days ago

And what are they doing about every other photograph of their executives on the web? Isn't this like closing the barn door after the cows already got out?

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