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Faculty at School of Visual Arts, Painter. Teach Photoshop for Coloring - comics & illustrators. He/him. Likes puns. https://andypearlman.com/paintings.html
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does one need a mortgage for those drinks?
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suspect the ones that did often had burner accounts and aren't used to what happens when their real name is attached
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if there's a 2 for 1 special on lumber, you gotta go, right?
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also, there's a time to fix the shed. and it is not when the tornado is coming your way right now.
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i think the gate's orange you need to maintain by sprinkling saffron on it every day because there's no other way that's getting to that price with that shower head.
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Probably Begich, if he didn't have to deal with Palin knocking him out of the race, would have won. But...the people voting for Palin probably didn't rank him because they just wanted to vote for the farthest right candidate.
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i don't think you agreed to be physically caused pain
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So sorry to hear. Really sucks to lose a pet in that way. Will give Han and Mali skritches for you.
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like you fire your coach after getting farther in the playoffs than you've gotten in years and you don't have superstar buy-in for a change nor do you have someone lined up. i recognize this ownership lol
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I'm unfortunately in the burbs, but hope he gets voted in
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Load up on sabers, bring friends It's fun to lose and to pretend Sith's over-bored and self-assured Oh no, I know a dirty word
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and they're *experts*
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Well, either the ink builds up or you clean it off and the first leads to an eventual enlarging of the surface area and the second, well...it is a dried gourd...
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<answers this 3 days from now>
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scooby mobile came to a bad end...
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wondering what the venn diagram of men who think they can defeat a chimpanzee in hand to hand and self-direct
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just great when HS trauma you decided wasn't relevant enough to remember decides to show back up in your brain
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person: "oh you remember french class? i thought you were really brave for standing up to the teacher on christmas songs" me: <wait, what?>
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jerry's "where did the pneumatic tubes go" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.
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Shakespeare breathing a sigh of relief that his heyday was when everything suddenly got stable...
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lots of things can be used for printmaking, even dried out vegetables or potatoes as examples. just an issue for a gourd would presumably be that if the ink was high quality and long lasting, it would be hard to clean the gourd and the type would eventually thicken
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There's some weirdness with the white area at the far right of the band of stars too — whatever it is, it isn't a star
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bsky and the world if only...
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i thought there was, but bsky was forced to disable it specifically for jerry?
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he is an ex-congressman from florida, right?
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Yeah, just fantastic all around
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Directed by Mike Mills!
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saoirse ronan just so fantastic in it
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um, could you hold this target over your chest and stay still, thx!
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Hey, you're awesome, love the reporting and the commentary, please keep doing it.
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Oh, some of them tried really, really hard. They just didn't realize how much cushion I had given myself. Because, you know, parents.
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Everyone turned things in on my actual deadlines with room to spare lol
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I don't think DJT thinks Elon Musk is at the groveling on hands and knees stage. That will likely be when Musk hands him a couple of hundred million dollars somehow.
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Me a graphic artist: I may have managed non-professional parent photographers
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me, a professor: when you assign deadlines to people you're working with, lie about the deadlines so you have time if something goes wrong to fix it
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my grandpa picked up a live grenade thrown into his bunker in Italy and tossed it back and same
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yeah, goose honking "what are those opinions you feel you can't state" "why can't I make racist implications in my syllabi?" given their landing page called out two of them as being defended is not the line.
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Wonder when he'll realize having his company in California would have granted him more protections than being in Texas...
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If only Trump was someone who could accept an apology and not obsess about it for months
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Might be a permanent icing out
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I think a temporary freeze at the very least should be considered
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If you study the successful rebellions and resistance and civil rights movements of the past, you will note that “people who spend their time publicly bumming out everyone around them by emphasizing how totally fucked everything is” do not play a central role, or indeed, any role at all