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Europe has designated Macron as their moron whisperer.

submitted 13 days ago • 703 comments

Fully dissociated during the flesh-hat commercial, which was like the fetid afterbirth of the tongue horror ad.

submitted 27 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 560 comments

We're watching a bunch of guys who were born on third base strip the copper wiring out of the ballpark.

submitted 34 days ago • 18 comments

Hunter Biden’s laptop doesn’t have my SSN on it.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

submitted 37 days ago • 1959 comments

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

submitted 40 days ago • 1126 comments

I'm old enough to remember when Republican politicians could denounce Nazis without alienating their base.

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde Hero.

submitted 46 days ago • 2677 comments

Why do I get the feeling that the first new weapon we develop is going to be one that masks the smell of alcohol?

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.

submitted 67 days ago • 1322 comments

Me before the 2024 election cycle Vs Me after

submitted 69 days ago • 691 comments

Fam, they let a Pop-Tarts mascot go to a hospital and meet newborns. Now we're going to have to do a longitudinal study on these babies.

submitted 71 days ago • 55 comments

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat

submitted 80 days ago • 66 comments

Is it possible that what we’ve been calling the “American Dream” is really a nice way of saying that in America, money is valued above all else—even love of country and our fellow man/woman?

submitted 87 days ago • 71 comments

Clear to everyone outside of America that America fd itself and is about to suffer except to actual Americans who think price of eggs are about to go down.

submitted 110 days ago • 46 comments

he's gonna leave office with an immunity idol in his pocket

submitted 111 days ago • 5 comments

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

submitted 115 days ago • 277 comments

I'm just not so sure the presidency and the position of attorney general were meant to be safe havens for people trying to avoid prison time

submitted 115 days ago • 370 comments

Nice one, Lions

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments