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If I were a witch I'd ride on a Swiffer™. so tired I fell asleep in an MRI machine. I always forget I'm lactose intolerant. artwork @parrottarot 日本語もいいです
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Yesterday I saw the back of the moon, I haven't been noticing that my whole live and now I see it 🌘

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

Declining cookies on websites because it's Ramadan

Furries, this is absolutely going to be used to shut down every single furry space that exists if it passes, in addition to everything LGBT. GET ON THE PHONES #furryart #furry

cmykrab risoprint. which means it's not actually cmyk. crab deception! available here: acorviart.bigcartel.com/product/cmyk...

❤️‍🩹 Counting down to 3/10 #ParrotCrisis Awareness Day. I'm gonna mix in some not-so-fun bird info into the usual posts. I know there's a lot going on in the world, but pls take a moment to consider them. They suffer just as we do, and I just wish we could come together to help alleviate it. 🙏 #birds

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Was in Princeton last week and brought back this by @philipcball.bsky.social . Right from the start, the parallels with today are uncanny. At some point, it can not be ‘just science’. And one should ask which fields today are like physics in the 30s …

scary truth unless we change our carbon ways ASAP 🧪

Welcome to the Bluesky account for Stand Up for Science 2025! Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide! #scienceforall #sciencenotsilence

Wanna see Vermonter's protest JD Vance, see this great album of photos from my friend John Lazenby. Love my state. Love John's photos. #resist 🧪💙📚 lazenbyphoto.smugmug.com/Vance-Protes...

hello artist friends here is some cane lore. may your characters have comfortably sized canes

NYT is straight-up evil. They see attacks on my human life and say "not consequential." If you subscribe to NYT, stop now. I'm so serious.

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

resist.bot/petitions/PN... #resistbot #resist #representatives #senators @resist.bot tysm

Poop auto-aim 😆😆😆 crowy game

The American people do not want to be Russian pawns while those making decisions are being paid off. We need to make our voices heard that we do not want to support Russia in their aggression against Ukraine. Use @resist.bot to contact your representatives and make some noise. Call. Email. Resist.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Mardi Gras King Cake dice! I've only got one set available! cinniharpyscrafts.etsy.com/listing/1881... #dicemaker #handmadedice

THIS FRIDAY!

It’s been a long hard day of pooping on things and eating 😴

I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].

OPM has stated that a response is not necessary. However, if a response were required, here is their plan: Musk-directed emails to government employees, requesting details on their work over the past week, are expected to be fed into an AI system to assess job necessity.

MY 98 yo #Mimi relies on #Medicaid for her nursing home care. The House is set to vote on $880 Billion cuts to a program that 80 million Americans rely on for their health insurance. Pls call your House rep or write via @resist.bot Do the things to #resist. My Mimi (and many more) depend on you!!

I testified against HB900 in the last session, as did an eighth-grader. If you fall anywhere between "published author" and "middle schooler," love the freedom to read, and can make it to to the Capitol in Austin this Thursday to testify, I hope you will.

At a London bus stop. The Brits are telling it like it is.

I got hit with a 25$ not enough money lol you're poor fee and my account went to -22$ I hate banks

The problem with purses and add is you leave it places......

Some cat content

turning on the internet is so awful

Fanart of @shungako.bsky.social’s Lucitiel! Aka the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. #HazbinHotelLucifer

Fact ... Donald Trump was recruited by the KGB in 1987 and goes by the nickname ‘Krasnov’