Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].
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1 attended protest at state capital
2 called my house and Senate representatives
3 ordered antifa merchandise
4 cancelled Amazon
5 communicated with my state Attorney General
1. Woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
2. Grabbed my glasses
3. Went out the door
4. Had to hit the city
5. Before I left, I brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Mine was similar, except I Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke and somebody spoke and I went into a dream.
Same here. Only that I read the news today: oh boy, four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. And thought the holes were rather small, they had to count them all. Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Several agencies have sent an email out telling their staff not to respond, that a response would come from the agency level. Also, AFGE thinks it is illegal and has reached out to OPM asking under what authority they have to request it.
Dating is really difficult right now. White men are my usual type, but I find myself really triggered by white men right now. I know not all white men have superiority complexes, so what questions or tests do you recommend for weeding out the good ones from the ones trying to take over our country?
They are trying to get rid of the federal work force, then privatize all of the services so that rich people can make profits off of it. Just like our government gives SpaceX billions of dollars to do what NASA would do themselves for half the price.
1) pondered how Doge spent 40 million in one month and has nothing to show for it that is truthful.
2) compared photos of Hitler at sporting events and Trump at sporting events, noticed little difference.
3) got the virus that is ravaging nursing homes, despite not being reported by the CDC.
Note that employees have pointed out before that the reply address is different: it's hr##@opm.gov with the # being random. So hr5 or hr12. So many emails to sign up for things and send email to :)
The Bee Movie is usually the standard for this. But he isnt worth it. And if everyone sends the same thing, then he will be easily able to sort them out. Lets just start sending him entire banned books.
All I can is that everything I did was bigly. And cofeve. And biglier. Email [email protected] now and tell them what you’ve been doing this week. Tip: they like a nice bedtime story too😜
-I made my bed
-I made a poached egg on toast
-I read a book
-I made four dozen tortillas
-I wrote three letters, two to my Senators and one to my representative
Well, I'm not a techie, but I signed up for a protected email account from DuckDuckGo. I have a feeling I will be sending out a lot of emails, but I don't recommend using your public email account.
Sent “1. Secured $ to construct 8 units. Next phase will take 2 months. Housing 16-32.
2. Met wi/incarc youth & made transition plan.
3. Fed 100+ fam.
4. Cared for elder after cancer surgery.
5. Didn’t act like a complete fool by asking my employees to provide list of what they did this week. “
there may be multiple others by agency. I was told a different agency had [email protected], but that they just received an email stating it was hr@. Probably best to just send to all of them
Oh I’m bored all right. Can’t go to the park! I’m so very, exquisitely, rebelliously bored. Thanks for providing activity workbooks so I’ll have something to do in between praising you folks. You good, good folks. You’re what makes America great. Ain’t no “again” about it. 🗽
@donnawilhelm.bsky.social that’s 6 things. OT not previously approved will be denied and may be met with disciplinary action and recision of daily food rations. Sincerely, Ivan.
The was easily the most depressing Monday I have ever worked. We mourned the loss of two incredible probationary staff and waited and waited for some guidance on if we really had to take this bullet point assignment seriously just to be met with YEP and how bout we do it weekly!?!?!?!
My email;My five accomplishments for today;
1. Took a dump on a photo of the Afrikkaner Space Nazi.
2. Wiped my ass with a photo of the orange Putin dick sucker
3. Fed my cats
4. Told President Obama that he has been the best 21st century president.
5. Looked at a chart of the Gulf of Mexico.
Email to [email protected]
5 things I did last week: called Gov. to veto voucher bill; called electeds to vote no on repeal of Expanded Medicaid; called MoC to vote No on Kash Patel; called MoC to protect public lands; called MoC vote no on SAVE Act. You must agree that I have been very productive.
1. Contacted my USDA Farm Service Agency office
2. Used the interstate highway system
3. Consumed 4 medications developed, in part, with federal funding
4. Tax appointment
5. Imagined myself on the Gulf of Mexico (as we had a polar vortex where my work station is located)
My post - i was most excellent in my productivity. I accomplished:
1. Learning COBOL for dates
2. Learned how to use the sum total in excel.
3. Learning how to control the reply feature in email to restrict who can reply
4. Learning how to create a website that works
5. Learning counter ITGC
1. I thought of my father and grandfather who were veterans and federal employees -- now rolling in their graves;
2. Called my representatives;
3. Called my representatives;
4. Called my representatives;
5. Called my representatives.
I got ChatGPT to write 5 bullet items about "what I did at work" last week. Then I asked it to make the bullets hard for another AI system to understand. As a result, I "coordinated and scheduled stand-up scrums and tiger team huddles, optimizing cross functional synergies..." 😆
As a former English teacher, I hated it, too. Then, I attended a conference where AI was a break-out session. I hate to admit that since then, it has been a game changer in both my professional and personal life.
Is it sad that I recognise these points from a 'team working' app/process, 'Atlassian', in use in our business? (after all ChatGPT only uses things it finds elsewhere?)
In response to the madness, here are 5 things I’ve done to protect my LGBTQ family:
1. Locked our credit.
2. Renewed passports.
3. Finalized second parent adoption.
4. Researched immigration options.
5. Trained for AIDS/LifeCycle as a form of resistance and taking care of myself.
1) Replying to time wasting emails
2) Not as much as I would have from home
3) Listening to my desk mate cough for 8 hours (unmasked)
4) Sitting in gate traffic for 40 minutes
5) Crying in the bathroom
1. buy a gun
2.send a message to my congressman how i am so disappoint in them
3. musk must go to Guantanamo
4. trump must go to Guantanamo
5. lock up the us marshals that went down on trump. liberal's we need to stop being so loving.
start kicking ass
Today I: 1) eradicated measles from my life (the 48th year I have successfully achieved this outcome...) 💉 2) detected BS from certain 'politicians' 👂 💩 3) Patted the dog, he was happy 🐕 4) Breathed annnnnd relax 🙏 5) Treated others as I wished to be treated myself 🤗 🫂
My five accomplishments from last week:
Monday-did not use my child as a human shield
Tuesday-did not get a hair transplant
Wednesday-did not get my jawline restructured
Thursday-did not get botched penile implant
Friday-still not using my child as human shield
Made sure all the 150 year old citizens got their social security checks.
Bought Starbucks for Big Balls.
Licked the boots of my Kompaniefhurer.
Held a book reading for children dresses in drag.
Hired a much a white guys less qualified than the brown people you fired.
For information purposes only: the email address that employees have to reply to are HR1@opm, HR3, HR4, etc... (not the email listed in the original comment)
1. You are the stuff of nightmares.
2. Your ego seems extremely fragile.
3. You appear to have no conscience whatsoever.
4. I hope that you go to Mars as soon as possible.
5. I beg you to leave us alone and never come back.
1. Designed fun posters for a large city get together
2. Printed out those fun designs on my personal printer
3. Glued those fun printouts to mat board
4. Transported my fun posters to citywide get together
5. Super hard job but sure was fun screaming at you to get the F out of our government.
1, you're like a dream come true
2, just wanna be with you
3, girl, it's plain to see that you're the only one for me
4, repeat steps 1 through 3
5, make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done then I start back at 1.
1. Took too much ketamine
2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw
3. Ignored my new baby momma
4. Laughed at my own jokes.
5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.
1. Fed and walked the dogs.
2. Spread stones around my yard in a pattern that says "RESCUE ME" from space.
3. Laundry
4. Packed a suitcase for me, the dogs and bird.
5. Went outside to see if the extraterrestrials were here to rescue me.
1. Perfected Irish soda bread.
2.Trimmed my dogs toe nails.
3. Replaced the toilet roll.
4.Duc-taped a tile to the floor.
5.Shopped online to boycott the
28th!
Did I pass?
1. Knew when to hold 'em
2. Knew when to fold 'em
3. Knew when to walk away
4. Knew when to run
5. Never counted my money when sitting at the table; there's time enough for counting when the dealing's done
1. Found and deployed my stockpile o' quicksand.
2. Reread and higlighted Project 2025 so peeps can avoid becoming part of this Vought's human caterpillar.
3. Used amazing gov't funded KSAs to stay ahead.
4. Influenced a ton of people to defend democracy.
5. Waxed on, waxed off.☯️
. Slipped and fell into some mud and slung it off all over
. Prepped
.called and screamed at red reps and thanked the blue ones ACTUALLY leading our government
.watched Zoolander 2
. Laughed as I watched the beginning of the end of the mad king
Hello Elon, hello Grok,
My Five Bullet Points for you
- I sold my Tesla Stock
- I sold my Swasticar
- I was at a the town hall meeting and there
- I told my deputy to grow balls and stand up against oligarchs like you
My email just sent! 📤
Mon. Feb 17- this was a federal holiday celebrating Presidents. President Clinton, President Obama, President Biden.
Tues. Feb 18- cleaned 2 cat litter boxes; did not vote for Elmo musk
Wed. Feb 18- cleaned 2 cat litter boxes; did not vote for Leon musk
Thur same
Fri same
I'm almost thinking that what's better than flooding their email, is for not a single person to email. Imagine the entire federal government saying "fuck you." If they all "resigned" and didn't go into work on Monday.
Theory is that he's feeding this, and all of his other illegally gathered data, into his AI so it can become a god and replace all the workers, or whatever.
So flooding it with useless nonsense really is a great way to go.
For no particular reason:
1. Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
2. Now is the winter of our discontent.
3. Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle towards my hand?
4. Beware the Ides of March.
5. A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
I did this last week just cuz I thought it would ruffle the various genderphobia feathers of Musky and co: “Come, you spirits / That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, / And fill me from the crown to the toe topful / Of direst cruelty!”
1. Elon had multiple wife or gf to sex with
2. Elon should buy xvideo and then he open his Channel.
3. Maybe invite trump open pornhub video that one president f__k entire nation
4. Elon should give trump more condoms
5. Elon always wants a chainsaw.
I decided to write my list, as a federal employee, and you know what it taught me? I'M EVEN MORE AMAZING THAN I THOUGHT. Thanks for the paid time to write our what a badass I am, Musky.
Every federal employee’s list should comprise of four extra things they’ve had to do to keep the country running in these difficult times. The fifth of course is “responding to this stupid request”.
1. Reread the Constitution
2. Watch the inauguration video of Trump swearing to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign or domestic
3. Watched the film State of Play - highly recommend
4. Prayed for strength
5. Walked my dog
Don’t think this will work. It would be easy for them to block or filter non .gov emails. (Still won’t hurt to try) Instead someone had an idea. Make an extremely detailed bullet list of all you did and ask DeepSeek to make it a long winded email. Guy said it was 20pgs. Tell gov workers!
Use DeepSeek and not ChatGPT for obvious reasons. Also use AI so you don’t waste your own weekend free time on this BS. Lastly forcing whoever to have to at least go through hundreds of 20 pg emails is sure to rile some feathers.
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1) Left my husband
2) signed up for a library card
3) read several banned books
4) touched grass
5) planned my spring garden for when the economy eventually collapses under the weight of incompetent and unelected fascists. 🥰
5 accomplishments this week:
- saw Nazis and called them fucking Nazis
- liked a response from the governor of Maine to Trump
- had a nice bowel movement on Wednesday
- realized that billionaires are the biggest welfare recipients
- liked reactions to a senator in the US explaining people's rights
1. Got my puppy to potty outside everytime he needed to go today
2. Did laundry, may still be in the basket
3. Made cheese pizza rolls
4. Mopped the floor, haven't emptied the water yet
5. Started a new painting instead of putting laundry away
I went to log into my email to do this, had to reset my password, read a bunch of other emails and did some admin from them.... Then came back to bluesky and remembered why I went into my email in the first place.... Is that 5 things?
Accomplishments 2/23-2/28:
1) Wrote letter to Rep Schweikert to vote no on House budget. Delivered to his office. Mailed to his home.
2) Left VM at Schweikert’s DC office.
3) After Oval Office shitshow, left VM for Lindsey Graham.
4) Spoke to rep at State Dept blasting Rubio.
5) Donated …🧵
5) Donated to Senators Kelly and Gallego.
6) Called Rep Brittany Petersen’s office in CO to thank her for flying to DC with her baby to vote.
6) Donated to UNITED24 which is the Ukraine govt funding platform to support war efforts.
7) RSVP’d YES to go to Attorneys General Townhall in Phx on 3/5.
Bad part is that no human will see these emails.
It’ll all be fed into AI and regurgitated back to them as a list of who to fire.
Not a single word will be read by humans….
1- Attended office birthday party where I was assured there would be enough cake.
There wasn’t.
2- Had to find my red Swingline Stapler. I brought it from home.
3- Justified my job to Bob and Bob.
4- Moved desk to basement.
5- Burned down office.
You need to add a number after the HR like 1 2 3 or even 4 up to at least 13 since the replies to the actual email from a federal email address shows a number after so make sure to send it to one of those at well.
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2 called my house and Senate representatives
3 ordered antifa merchandise
4 cancelled Amazon
5 communicated with my state Attorney General
2. Signed off on my 6 year-old’s gender reassignment surgery.
3. Joined MS-13.
4. Had another abortion.
5. Made dinner.
So much noise
Not much poise
What an empty cart
With broken thinking wheels
Please, just stop.
#micropoetry #poem #myfivethings
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
2. Grabbed my glasses
3. Went out the door
4. Had to hit the city
5. Before I left, I brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs
Drank a cup
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke and somebody spoke and I went into a dream.
* I called my senator
* I worked on improving my community connections
* Downloaded Bluesky and Signal
* Canceled my Amazon
2. Never let you down
3. Never ran around and deserted you
4. Never made you cry
5. Never said goodbye
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2 Donald!
3 Go
4 Fuck
5 Yourselves!
https://youtu.be/vlmGknvr_Pg?t=267
Where do you shop?
Do you use X?
Do you use Amazon?
Do you use Facebook?
1. Kiss
2. My
3. Ass,
4. Phony
5. Stark
2) compared photos of Hitler at sporting events and Trump at sporting events, noticed little difference.
3) got the virus that is ravaging nursing homes, despite not being reported by the CDC.
Excellent!
-I made a poached egg on toast
-I read a book
-I made four dozen tortillas
-I wrote three letters, two to my Senators and one to my representative
2. Met wi/incarc youth & made transition plan.
3. Fed 100+ fam.
4. Cared for elder after cancer surgery.
5. Didn’t act like a complete fool by asking my employees to provide list of what they did this week. “
1) Protest Tesla
2) Protest President's Day
3) Work
4) Work
5) Protest ICE
1. Re- read Brave New World
2. Re- read 1984
3. Re- read Fahrenheit 451
4. Re- read Charlotte's Web
5. Download ALA List of Banned Books
Crash the server.
Check alt text.
Never make eye contact. Not becuase it's intimidating or anything, but becuase it's physically impossible.
[email protected]
Perfect and SAME!! My liver is my Super Hero at the moment
https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/opm.gov.html
1. Took a dump on a photo of the Afrikkaner Space Nazi.
2. Wiped my ass with a photo of the orange Putin dick sucker
3. Fed my cats
4. Told President Obama that he has been the best 21st century president.
5. Looked at a chart of the Gulf of Mexico.
5 things I did last week: called Gov. to veto voucher bill; called electeds to vote no on repeal of Expanded Medicaid; called MoC to vote No on Kash Patel; called MoC to protect public lands; called MoC vote no on SAVE Act. You must agree that I have been very productive.
1. Contacted my USDA Farm Service Agency office
2. Used the interstate highway system
3. Consumed 4 medications developed, in part, with federal funding
4. Tax appointment
5. Imagined myself on the Gulf of Mexico (as we had a polar vortex where my work station is located)
1. Learning COBOL for dates
2. Learned how to use the sum total in excel.
3. Learning how to control the reply feature in email to restrict who can reply
4. Learning how to create a website that works
5. Learning counter ITGC
2. Called my representatives;
3. Called my representatives;
4. Called my representatives;
5. Called my representatives.
They'll likely get Right On It
2. Walked the dogs
3. Fed the dogs
4. Made my dinner
5. Posted shit on Bsky!
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1. Locked our credit.
2. Renewed passports.
3. Finalized second parent adoption.
4. Researched immigration options.
5. Trained for AIDS/LifeCycle as a form of resistance and taking care of myself.
2) Not as much as I would have from home
3) Listening to my desk mate cough for 8 hours (unmasked)
4) Sitting in gate traffic for 40 minutes
5) Crying in the bathroom
2.send a message to my congressman how i am so disappoint in them
3. musk must go to Guantanamo
4. trump must go to Guantanamo
5. lock up the us marshals that went down on trump. liberal's we need to stop being so loving.
start kicking ass
Monday-did not use my child as a human shield
Tuesday-did not get a hair transplant
Wednesday-did not get my jawline restructured
Thursday-did not get botched penile implant
Friday-still not using my child as human shield
Bought Starbucks for Big Balls.
Licked the boots of my Kompaniefhurer.
Held a book reading for children dresses in drag.
Hired a much a white guys less qualified than the brown people you fired.
1. You are the stuff of nightmares.
2. Your ego seems extremely fragile.
3. You appear to have no conscience whatsoever.
4. I hope that you go to Mars as soon as possible.
5. I beg you to leave us alone and never come back.
2. Printed out those fun designs on my personal printer
3. Glued those fun printouts to mat board
4. Transported my fun posters to citywide get together
5. Super hard job but sure was fun screaming at you to get the F out of our government.
http://www.jeansimpson.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Resume-of-Jesus-Christ.pdf
2, just wanna be with you
3, girl, it's plain to see that you're the only one for me
4, repeat steps 1 through 3
5, make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done then I start back at 1.
1. Took too much ketamine
2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw
3. Ignored my new baby momma
4. Laughed at my own jokes.
5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.
2. Spread stones around my yard in a pattern that says "RESCUE ME" from space.
3. Laundry
4. Packed a suitcase for me, the dogs and bird.
5. Went outside to see if the extraterrestrials were here to rescue me.
2.Trimmed my dogs toe nails.
3. Replaced the toilet roll.
4.Duc-taped a tile to the floor.
5.Shopped online to boycott the
28th!
Did I pass?
2. Knew when to fold 'em
3. Knew when to walk away
4. Knew when to run
5. Never counted my money when sitting at the table; there's time enough for counting when the dealing's done
2. Reread and higlighted Project 2025 so peeps can avoid becoming part of this Vought's human caterpillar.
3. Used amazing gov't funded KSAs to stay ahead.
4. Influenced a ton of people to defend democracy.
5. Waxed on, waxed off.☯️
*meep-meep!*
. Prepped
.called and screamed at red reps and thanked the blue ones ACTUALLY leading our government
.watched Zoolander 2
. Laughed as I watched the beginning of the end of the mad king
My Five Bullet Points for you
- I sold my Tesla Stock
- I sold my Swasticar
- I was at a the town hall meeting and there
- I told my deputy to grow balls and stand up against oligarchs like you
Mon. Feb 17- this was a federal holiday celebrating Presidents. President Clinton, President Obama, President Biden.
Tues. Feb 18- cleaned 2 cat litter boxes; did not vote for Elmo musk
Wed. Feb 18- cleaned 2 cat litter boxes; did not vote for Leon musk
Thur same
Fri same
I didnt want a reply saying he only asked for 5. 🤣
#Altgov #Resistance
So flooding it with useless nonsense really is a great way to go.
1. Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
2. Now is the winter of our discontent.
3. Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle towards my hand?
4. Beware the Ides of March.
5. A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
2. Elon should buy xvideo and then he open his Channel.
3. Maybe invite trump open pornhub video that one president f__k entire nation
4. Elon should give trump more condoms
5. Elon always wants a chainsaw.
By calling, they need to tally the calls. Emails get lost and are slower.
Call your local representatives!
cc: [email protected]
1. Reread the Constitution
2. Watch the inauguration video of Trump swearing to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign or domestic
3. Watched the film State of Play - highly recommend
4. Prayed for strength
5. Walked my dog
[email protected]
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1) Left my husband
2) signed up for a library card
3) read several banned books
4) touched grass
5) planned my spring garden for when the economy eventually collapses under the weight of incompetent and unelected fascists. 🥰
Here are the 5 highlights for the week
1 Monday's poop [pic]
2 Tuesday's poop [pic]
3 Wednesday's poop [pic]
4 Thursday's poop [pic]
5 Friday's poop [sample enclosed]
sincerely,
America
Let's all send drumpy our weekly accomplishments!
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I love it!
- saw Nazis and called them fucking Nazis
- liked a response from the governor of Maine to Trump
- had a nice bowel movement on Wednesday
- realized that billionaires are the biggest welfare recipients
- liked reactions to a senator in the US explaining people's rights
2. Did laundry, may still be in the basket
3. Made cheese pizza rolls
4. Mopped the floor, haven't emptied the water yet
5. Started a new painting instead of putting laundry away
I am not alone in this universe.
1) Wrote letter to Rep Schweikert to vote no on House budget. Delivered to his office. Mailed to his home.
2) Left VM at Schweikert’s DC office.
3) After Oval Office shitshow, left VM for Lindsey Graham.
4) Spoke to rep at State Dept blasting Rubio.
5) Donated …🧵
6) Called Rep Brittany Petersen’s office in CO to thank her for flying to DC with her baby to vote.
6) Donated to UNITED24 which is the Ukraine govt funding platform to support war efforts.
7) RSVP’d YES to go to Attorneys General Townhall in Phx on 3/5.
It’ll all be fed into AI and regurgitated back to them as a list of who to fire.
Not a single word will be read by humans….
There wasn’t.
2- Had to find my red Swingline Stapler. I brought it from home.
3- Justified my job to Bob and Bob.
4- Moved desk to basement.
5- Burned down office.