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The lion hops borders after committing 1st-degree murder.

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comically flatten me with your steamroller and fold me up like an origami crane

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"sir dont vomit on my baby!" excuse me i am building their immune system if it wasn't so weak they won't get sick? welcome

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profanities and slurs are overrated JUST SCREAM YOUR LUNGS OUT

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New Australian flag idea to represent all six states: Red is the sunburnt QLD Orange is the deserts of WA Yellow is the pristine beaches of NSW Green is the forests of TAS Blue is the water of VIC Purple is the sunsets of SA Fuck Northern Terroritory and ACT. 🖕🖕🖕

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aliens was someones first introduction to mpreg

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no backshot for me honey my angel wings sprouting are overdue any second now

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do you defrost the ice cream before cooking it or can it can go straight in to the slow cooker?

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video games in 2033 will cost money

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my 11-month-old kid was an undercover cop

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i passed the bar exam i'm laywer

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The song Bohemian Rhapsody is about a young man committing crimes against humanity in the Bosnian War. That man? Freddie Mercury.

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What if David Bowie sung about Minor Tom instead?

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on this day 17 years ago i killed myself

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locked myself outside for the night it dark

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to all the fathers around the world LOOK OUT the menedez brothers are freeeeeeeeeeeeee

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this coming friday we should all beat karls with hammers CELBRATE!

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the women get wet when they see my $20,000 gambling debt

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The genie when I wish him a happy birthday

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Do you guys turn the braille on or off with your anime?!

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I have advanced to a trisexual. I know the forbidden sex.

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I put the ART in to SMART

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What if Jack Black said CHICKEN HOCKEY instead and Canadians came rushing out.

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My height is too large, they won't let me read any of the short stories.

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We're seven minutes into the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and nobody has asked me my favourite drink. I'm starting to think they don't care.

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All this aura farming and no crops to show for it. Those seeds were faulty.

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CALLING ALL CAVEDIVERS. MONEY IS GOING TO BE TIGHT THESE NEXT FEW YEARS, WRIGGLE INTO YOUR MONEY.

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Ego deathers want to kill their selves.

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incredible hulk big green fuck go back to your planet you green alien shit 100kg benchpress asteroids BITCH

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Grand Theft Auto: VI has been banned in Australia. Following thousands of complaints from safe-driving advocates on the feature where you can drive and use your mobile phone simultaneously.

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Nintendo after Bigfoot and UFO spotters learn about the Switch 2's camera accessory.

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If the global was perfect, it would be all Madagascars.

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On the 30th of March, Jim Bluesky (founder of BlueSky) will be executed by banana radiation poisoning.

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Ninja smoke bombs have been made illegal following link to lung cancer.

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you cant strangle tibetan monks they dont breathe manyou cant strangle tibetan monks they dont breathe manyou cant strangle tibetan monks they dont breathe manyou cant strangle tibetan monks they dont breathe manyou cant strangle tibetan monks they dont breathe manyou cant strangle tibetan monks the

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i cant believe dog would said that!!!

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Using my time machine to give Anne Frank a fancy fountain pen.

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spongerrol

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J.D. Vance has lost his purse. Can you help him find it?

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Today I gave myself a chance to try painting. I call this piece 'Brief Silence Over the Sea'. I used watercolour paint. #art

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Adam Sandler fans express deep concerns that Happy Gilmore 2 might actually be tangibly funny.

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All old people who fail to meet their weekly quota of disrupting retail workers will be given sudden cardiac arrest. No exceptions.

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