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When asked what happened to the town’s money, the mayor said, “The traveling salesman who sold us the monorail is working very hard. I have seen the big machines myself and they are currently digging a very large hole. I am sure everyone will be very impressed when the project is finished.”

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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WM in New Orleans guarantees us one thing for certain: a huge bombastic and colorful sick ass entrance stage. As much as I loved the simple WM35 Jumbotron (unpopular opinion, I know), I'm still a sucker for pomp and circumstance.

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Bond always existed in it's own theatrical shielded bubble. And that was entirely because of the MGM and Broccoli legacy. One of the last pure titan sized tent poles of Movies (big capital M) feels like it took a killing blow with this news.

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Fuck. The Broccoli's not being in control of Bond feels stark. Like one of the great great jewels of old Hollywood movie making disappearing. What a shame.

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Look, I'm terrified, TERRIFIED, of playing a Souls game bc of the difficulty. But damn it, I WANT to so bad bc I love a big boss. So, I'm compromising, and gonna try a Soulslike game for the first time. God help my wife and neighbors and forgive me for the profane things I may yell at my TV. LFG.

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JB may be in Illinois. But JB is for all, and for that, we ❤️ JB

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The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.

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Ah yes, here's a great bench mark. Louisiana has the second highest poverty rate, 19%, in the nation. See how this turns out. The messaging is CLEAR if you follow the data. They want you sicker, and poorer. Period.

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feels similar to how the Soviet dictatorship was set up. the nominal presidency is quickly becoming meaningless, while dictatorial power accumulates at DOGE by planting commissars in every agency talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/not-h...

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2017 headline: Has Donald Trump Ever Heard A Butthole Surfers Song? 2022 headline: How Old Was Joe Biden The First Time He Saw A Two Piece Swimsuit 2025 headline: Is The Serpent At The Earth’s Core Stirring?

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The shadow of Edey at Purdue is huge, generational. But I hope people also recognize that Braden is just as much a one-in-a-million talent as Big Maple. There's an strong argument for him on Purdue's Mt. Rushmore.

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If you're in one of these states, please badger your AG. It's surprising how few constituent phone calls it takes for them to feel pressured. And this suit needs to die before it kills disabled people.

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Bret likes to put himself over in stuff (I mean, he's a legend so why not). But his thoughts on Hulk, and pretty much every toxic person in wrestling, are almost always proven correct. So, keep Brets name outcha mouth HH.

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This. Take note of this moment and the commentary during the match. Finn beat Seth clean for the inaugural Universal (now Undisputed WWE) championship im '16 at SummerSlam. But had to relinquish the next night because he wrecked his shoulder in the match. Finn never lost it. 1/

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Drake rn:

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I’m still howling at the look on his face when he said “say Drake”

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This past Friday I sat in a crowd and watched the beloved @petersagal.bsky.social give a profoundly important and prescient talk about our nation's history, and how we can find a light buried deep in some of our most basic principles. I felt hope for the first time in months. Thank you, Peter.

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The best way to increase the efficiency of government agencies is competition, not budget cuts. The Center for Disease Control should have to compete with a Center For Making Diseases Worse

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Brain, and it ain't even close.

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“Defying legal limits” is just a fantastic way of saying “breaking the law” And by fantastic, I mean very cowardly.

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Rey probably has the most company-changing enduring legacy with a shift to incorporate more cruiserweights, and draw on the appeal of lightning fast offense. But the Greatest? Man, that's big. And Eddie has always felt like the only guy who can fill that role. Eddie is Mt. Rushmore level talent.

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F*CK YES! Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!"

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Ah, the age-old establishment Democrat strategy: complain, then cuck your way through it. Fucking useless party. Full court press this shit, or keep watching your voter turnout plummet as you try to identity politic every problem rather than harnessing the working class anger of your constituency.

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Can you imagine a Mania card that includes: Flair v Ripley Punk v Cena Reigns v Rollins KO v Sami Ciampa v Gargano (just my own personal wish) Runback epic long time feuds, let em WORK, and then put the cap on all of them and clear them for new stories and a complete refresh to follow post-Mania.

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Would be so sick if game devs making modern CRPGs like BG3/DoS/PoE also developed an app; a place where your updated characters/inventory/skill are listed and you tweak and work on optimization and min/maxing in your freetime. Maybe in the future? @larianstudios.com #gaming #gamer #rpg

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Also, good to see them revisit the tried and true Rumble format: go full silly goose for 40 minutes, and then bring out your all-stars. Works every damn time.

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Can you imagine telling someone 8 years ago that Jey Uso would eliminate John Cena to go to Mania? That sentence wouldn't even compute. But damn it makes sense. Perfectly booked final 8 or so. Stories all over.

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I wanna see the collective t-shirt sales of the men in the ring. Probably astronomical.

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Fucking unreal feels.

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Maybe my best Professional Wrestling joke of all time, and it has a spelling error. Edit when? @bsky.app

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Fuck yeah. That match felt like a big fuck you to the old leadership (primarily VM). Buncha spots they/he would have poopoo'd in a heart beat. Shit whipped ass hard.

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Good to see Kurt Angles son getting scream time.

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Future WWE Womens Champ Lash Legend.

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Selfishly wanna see DIY drop the titles to MCMG, just so we can see them rehash the Ciampa vs. Gargano feud. I could definitely go for another Trilogy. But that's insane to wish for, right?

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The most shocking part of the the Charlotte return was running her as a face. Woman is a bonafide expert heel. If the this program with Tiffany is a 'passing of the torch', would be really interesting to see a possible double turn or running both as high heat faces.

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And as far as the Women's Rumble, it feels like a no-brainer. Charlotte takes it for better or worse. But she's a spectacular heel, and her and Tiffany is such easy blockbuster booking.

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My heart just aches to see Punk or Cena take the Rumble win tonight and run that storyline to a non-title and lore heavy main event at Mania. It worked WONDERS for Shawn Michaels and Taker. Let's run it back. But my brain says someone Bloodline or Bloodline adjacent.

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“cynicism isn’t intellectually superior” is so important

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