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Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social

submitted 6 hours ago • 33 comments

My friend’s 3yo just licked the barricade at Mobile Mardi Gras. That’s a vaccine RFK Jr. can’t ban.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

That’s my emotional support chin hair.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 4 days ago • 1064 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 7 days ago • 369 comments

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 7 days ago • 382 comments

Ah Mardi Gras, when dinner is 7 beers, two Foosackly’s tenders, and a Moonpie.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out the right prescription for my mental health problems is Mardi Gras. So I’m set for two and a half weeks. I dunno what to tell the rest of y’all though.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Town so small I ran into my own mom at the dentist

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Happy first Mardi Gras (original recipe) parade day to all who celebrate!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Me, stressed again over how much I’ve procrastinated on my major quarterly deliverable: “Oh no this is the time it’s gonna come back to bite me in the ass! This time it isn’t good enough!” Me when my boss says it’s excellent: “Muahaha I’ve done it again!” I will learn nothing.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Inspired by Elon Musk’s “Fork” emails, new HHS Director Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has sent several hundred million Americans emails offering them a buy-out opportunity to die earlier.

submitted 9 days ago • 52 comments

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

submitted 10 days ago • 596 comments

Thrilled to be seeing Cowboy Carter in Atlanta with the same girlies I saw the Formation World Tour with, also in Atlanta.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

submitted 13 days ago • 182 comments

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE! Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!

submitted 13 days ago • 53 comments

Mahomes is thankful for Drake right now

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.

submitted 13 days ago • 428 comments

Hatmeat has gone too far.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

submitted 13 days ago • 142 comments

That Red Bull commercial prompted the following comment in our house: “Being reincarnated as an emperor penguin would be the worst thing that could ever happen to me.” This from a man who got his leg chopped almost all the way off by a boat propeller. Emperor penguin is worse than that apparently.

Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social

My friend’s 3yo just licked the barricade at Mobile Mardi Gras. That’s a vaccine RFK Jr. can’t ban.

That’s my emotional support chin hair.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

Ah Mardi Gras, when dinner is 7 beers, two Foosackly’s tenders, and a Moonpie.

Turns out the right prescription for my mental health problems is Mardi Gras. So I’m set for two and a half weeks. I dunno what to tell the rest of y’all though.

Town so small I ran into my own mom at the dentist

Happy first Mardi Gras (original recipe) parade day to all who celebrate!

Me, stressed again over how much I’ve procrastinated on my major quarterly deliverable: “Oh no this is the time it’s gonna come back to bite me in the ass! This time it isn’t good enough!” Me when my boss says it’s excellent: “Muahaha I’ve done it again!” I will learn nothing.

BREAKING: Inspired by Elon Musk’s “Fork” emails, new HHS Director Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has sent several hundred million Americans emails offering them a buy-out opportunity to die earlier.

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

Thrilled to be seeing Cowboy Carter in Atlanta with the same girlies I saw the Formation World Tour with, also in Atlanta.

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE! Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!

Mahomes is thankful for Drake right now

Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.

Hatmeat has gone too far.

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

Saw this and immediately said “OK NOW IM READY FOR MARDI GRAS!”

They teased Boosie, we better see him