BREAKING: Inspired by Elon Musk’s “Fork” emails, new HHS Director Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has sent several hundred million Americans emails offering them a buy-out opportunity to die earlier.
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Because I'm a senior and I'm on social security and a pension I have had these dark thoughts myself. Kill off a bunch of seniors and you can save a lot of money on social security payments.
I might not need to wait until September to take him up on that at this rate. And no I don’t actually need a hotline I’m too terrified of the afterlife to actually take RFKs buyout.
Coming soon to a medical insurance plan near you - Announcing our latest optional addendum to your health care policy - optional preventative maintenance - 15% off the regular price for the first year with escalation at 20% per year for the rest of your life.
Perhaps we won’t even need all that healthcare coverage after the entire world turns on us for tariffs, colonization, genocide and clean water priced for one day’s usage higher than a month’s salary
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SO ELON, TRUMPS, AND THE OTHER 1% CAN RETAIN THEIR SILVER SPOONS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSRo51SbQQs
Though I was going to go for the autotune the news version. 😄
Turns out, the GOP were setting up the death panels the whole time.
(Is this the sort of unethical post that the Trump DOJ will investigate?)