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I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...

Mark my words—He is going to try to shut down mail-in voting. When he does, we will sue and we will win. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Hmmm, literally the only thing I still mail is my ballot. I’m sure that’s all a coincidence

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

Never Forget

*See Bible for terms and conditions (certain restrictions may apply)

With all the brave public anti-administration statements coming from former Scalia clerks and lifelong members of America's Neofeudalism Institute, I'm begging the Democrats to remember that more than one of you can talk at once about more than one thing at once, and people can then report on that.

I know Stathis. He was a colleague of mine at the University of Chicago. He is a pretty buttoned-down scholar. For him to tweet this out is… something.

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF. Now. Print hard copies. And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...

the 2027 kennedy center honors is just going to be the first ten guys with stand-your-ground kills that year

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With Bork, the AG and DAG had all agreed he needed to fire Cox. Here that hasn't happened and they have to continue to go down the line to find someone. Whoever accepts the order will be considered the ultimate quisling. And that alone won't do it, b/c will need to go before Judge Ho. NOT GOING AWAY

Playbook | Sources report growing tensions between Republican senators who roll over for Trump and Republican senators who issue disapproving statements before rolling over for Trump.

Once again, I am here from Poland to tell you that predicating your response to a rule of law crisis on fear of how your opponents will frame your resistance is as ineffectual as it is solipsistic.

A quick search of Cotton’s accounts show that the first time he posted a single word critical of USAID was 5 days ago, despite serving in the Senate for 10 years and the House before that.

Kanye West is selling T-shirts with Swastikas on them. But what is he really trying to say?

Something to remind you It's a world worth saving

Correct. And that is their aim.

I Vaguely Remember What I Did Last Summer

Too tired to try to figure out if any of this is real or not.

Me: [taking off my socks] Dog: Hey, you gonna eat those?

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

“THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A FUCKING EMAIL, TRENT.”

The Jeff Bezos editorial board can’t be this dumb lol Mister President, please put some guardrails on the nuclear bombs you’re setting off to destroy the country

Oh man, I have so many stories about that "startup". The founder Marshall Webb spent a year harassing me because I posted a research paper on the Mirai botnet (he considered himself to be the sole authority). It later turned out his knowledge came from him personally hosting their infrastructure 1/5

Good morning. Me two weeks in.

Finally back working.

“MOVE! GET OUT OF THE WAY! I NEED TO PEE SO BAD, AND I’M LIKE NINE MILES FROM MY TREE!”

Keep this in mind and do not let the Musk/Trump junta fool you into believing they have us outnumbered. They want to ask the same military and security forces they’re actively attacking and humiliating to kill protesting American grandmothers in their name. I believe this will not be an easy lift

Bluesky is going to be federated. You wanna tell me how to post, you can start your own fuckin instance and tell me over there.

Bigboot! I want to see my bomber!

Pushing live production code cooked up by some young coders over a week of sleepness nights in place of a legacy system that is fundamental to the operation of the US government is against every programming best practice.

‘Cheer up, dad, there’s another Fantastic 4 reboot out soon’

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The people who think they are good at everything because they are good at coding are also bad at coding.