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appstronaut.bsky.social
Ph.D at SETI. Meant to study galaxies, somehow got roped into studying artificial satellites and space rocks
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I know so much more about Elon Musk's weirdo mangled penis and impregnation fetish than I really should. I only realized how insane it is when talking to my terminally offline coworker.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I'm crashing out in ways you can only imagine. I'm anxious in dimensions unknown to man. Prepare for combat

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Keeping my spirits up with a daily affirmation. "This time I'm really gonna do it"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Oh we're really playing the "make American life as terrible as possible" game today

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

NASA started terminating grants :(

submitted 43 days ago • 26 comments

Netanyahu has not allowed any aid into Gaza in 22 days. He broke the ceasefire, resuming a bombing campaign that has killed more than 50,000 people. Now he is threatening a long-term occupation of Gaza. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO NETANYAHU’S WAR MACHINE.

submitted 43 days ago • 176 comments

I'm a nobody with hardly any followers but if this gets seen by anyone please help Kat make this happen

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Whoa: The European Space Agency's Solar Orbiter spacecraft got a spectacular view of Comet ATLAS (C/2024 G3) as it passed close to the Sun. Look at that enormous, splintered tail! This comet won't be seen again for another 600,000 years. 🧪🔭 www.esa.int/Science_Expl...

submitted 46 days ago • 46 comments

WOWZA! Get a load of the gams (error bars) on that broad (data set)

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Personally I'm impressed by the fortitude of @schumer.senate.gov. The fact that he can even stand up while so completely lacking a spine and gut is nothing short of a medical marvel

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

An eldritch entity of the woods and a timeless creature of the Sun team up to destroy humanity. Call that the power of Pine-Sol

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Memento Mori but as like something to look forward to

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

The pain of thinking of a very funny skeet designed around confusing the secret service on whether or not it's their jurisdiction to get involved, but also knowing the secret service will probably get involved

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submitted 89 days ago • 12 comments

Chick-fil-a isn't even good. Fucking floppy-ass breading on the chicken

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

We're all trying to find the guy who can stop this. Maybe he's hiding in a tree or something. He's certainly not this bitch made senator

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

My spam messages are negging me to try and get a response

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments