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18+ Professional Siren. Sexy Monologist. Purveyor of the "Thinking Man's Smut." She/They. BLM. Avatar by SorenZer0
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Aww

i’m sorry but we have to go our separate ways. basically i don’t think you fuck with bigfoot and mothman like i do

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WHORES’ DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE! I’m so proud to be in community with so many hustlers, thinkers, activists, artists… We are unstoppable.

Of all the attempts to distinguish between stripping and burlesque, this is the best

"The migration away from legitimate sites is already impacting performers. Some who saw their income plummet after age-verification laws took effect have turned to in-person sex work, which poses greater risks than porn because it remains criminalized almost everywhere in the US."

Whenever I read shit like this, I am baffled. Lazy. These people are just lazy and they don’t care about writing at all. They want to get accolades and profits for the thing, but they don’t even want to DO the thing.

They are coming for porn because women have found ways via OF to not beholden to the outdated industry that needed them for exploitation.

I get there might be a reticence to get up on a platform and yell and shout about this and make yourself a target especially if you don’t have institutional support or if you don’t like the writer/outlet but for my part I’m gonna yap about it til they won’t let me yap anymore #istandwithanavalens

It’s fucked what Ana js going through - if someone wants me to cover this, lmk

Today— May 10 —marks the anniversary of the destruction of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, a pioneering clinic and library of human sexuality. Nazis looted and publicly burned its research, records and artifacts to bury evidence of trans/queer existence. The parallels today are unmistakable.

Tariffs won’t do anything to help “the traditional family.” Which, along with not being traditional, also isn’t coming back. Luckily, that’s a good thing, because it was always a mistake. The nuclear family gave us loneliness and atomization on top of economic stagnation and ecological devastation.

Raymond Chandler, letter to a friend, January 1948. Seems relevant beyond the specific Hollywood context.

How it feels trying to be a therapist again right now

Happy Beltane, comrades.

May Day. Be horny on main. Tip a sex worker.

🖤 May Day means solidarity with ALL workers, including sex workers, incarcerated workers, undocumented workers, criminalized workers, and disabled workers. When we say “an injury to one is an injury to all,” we’d better fucking mean it. 🖤

Feeling this extra hard today, because I was told to stop talking about sex work in a group that was planning activities to celebrate workers' rights today. As always, sex workers are excluded from workers' rights movements 🫤

We should all just admit as a society that romantic pair-bonding was a bad idea and we don’t really want to do it anymore

Many trafficking victims in the United States are prosecuted alongside their traffickers and placed on sex offender registries. The very system that should protect them entangles them further in a cycle of criminalization, poverty, and ongoing surveillance. www.swopbehindbars.org/post/victimi...

Friend: Christine? That’s the one about the car? Me: It’s about everything.

I made it my whole job!

Genuinely, some people need to be embarrassed they have fewer ethics and morals than me, someone who thinks cannibalism is horny

An innocent man, picked up by “mistake,” must not be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. Mr. President. Obey the courts. Obey our Constitution. Bring him home immediately.

I’m not reposting anything with RFK Jr’s face on it out of respect for xour eyes but “autism epidemic” is like saying “freckles epidemic” or “cleft chin epidemic” it’s not a disease it’s just a way some people are and the thing we need to fix is a hostile societal framework.

The vast sea of difference between the absolute cowardice of fascist ghouls destroying random people’s lives and random people who have just had their lives destroyed standing up to fascism and just saying “what the FUCK”. Honestly makes the Trump crew look so fucking pathetic

Not terrifying at all

Miyazaki vs. soulless philistines: maggiemcneill.com/2025/04/07/t...

A lot of USians are about to experience real hardship for the first time in generations. I see posts addressing this by giving tips for frugal living, eg how to make cheap meals or how to grow vegetables, and while those are never bad skills to learn, that won’t be what saves people from suffering.

Post a photo of yourself from a different era

Two hours, starting 12noon pacific time, 9pm central europe time

staring at the ceiling, wishing she was somewhere else instead

They are now estimating 2.3 million across the country. Keep it going folks. #handsoff #50501protests

Did an interview with BBC this morning about age-verification. Was looking forward to a conversation about what's effective, what's not and how moral panics actually harm the ability to protect kids. First question: "Can you really be proud to represent the porn industry?" Downhill from there.

So police stopped a woman outsidea brothel, stole the contents of her purse, including her keys, and then turned off body cams and used those keys to enter a brothel and grope a sex worker? This is why sex workers are scared to call police.

imagine your boyfriend dies and you write an encyclopedia about the thing that killed him and they teach it to high school shitheads like it’s a banal symbol factory when passion is oozing off every page

Do any pro-dommes here want to help me out with some quotes on dating as a professional dominant, for my @slate.com column? I can give direct links to social media profiles or SFW websites

This is whatever the opposite of a humble brag is (a self-aggrandizing bit of self-abuse?) but reflecting on my experiences as a sex worker, I am not at all surprised that this regime’s cruelty is equally matched by its stupidity.

Told a friend I want "The Streets of Laredo" played at my funeral as if that weren't obvious

If micro/macro size stuff gets you going, you can’t find better than this

One thing we don't discuss enough- if we make "feeling empowered" a requirement for something to be seen as real work, or the baseline for workers to have safe conditions, we set all workers in all industries back. Many don't feel empowered at work, but they deserve safe working conditions.

Shop at Macy's and love me tonight

Happy Eid to all, but especially to Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, and everyone who has been imprisoned and had their basic rights violated for the crime of taking a moral stand against genocide.