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Alexander Calder, Elephant Chair with Lamp, 1928 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136801

The hibiskus tree, 1892 https://botfrens.com/collections/44/contents/12931

At rest, 1942 #vasilykandinsky #kandinsky

Study of the Graduations of Shadows on Spheres, 1492 #davinci #highrenaissance

I could change the world if I wanted to, I just don’t feel like it right now

i am 30 or 37 years old and i do not need this

OK someone must make this. I need a little sidecar for my office chair. Pants loves to sit next to me but she can’t when I’m in my office so she wanders and yells. On the couch she sits with me quietly. So I need a second seat I can attach to my chair seat for her to use. Anyone?

my celebrity crush died in an avalanche in July 2002

What’s the most memorable bag of garbage you ever threw away

i think it would be nice if no one ever saw a video again

A comfort zone sounds wonderful, where is it

All my clothes are still covered in loose hairs from a woman I hugged back in '06

we should be able to vote about how long time lasts. like, thanksgiving should take an hour. and that beautiful day you hiked up a mountain should be your legacy

Do you have any extra buoyant life preservers? I’m incredibly dense

I figured everything out but you're not gonna like it

Just punched myself in the temple taking off my sweatshirt, if you need someone to deliver a large mirror, or priceless objet dart

One time I asked my grandpa if his Irish family had ever told him anything about the faeries. “Nah,” he said dismissively. Then shrugging, matter-of-fact: “Only that they’re everywhere.”

Please don't use the phrase "spring fling". My buddy was flung by a spring

Bob Fosse Frogs 5x5

Some of the best posts are written by other people

the eyes are the windows to your soul. left eye is the first window where you pay and the right eye is where you pick up your order.

i physically need people to post dumb posts

if you’re new here, welcome, and just be aware that i’m the most famous important person on the site

why didn't Tolkien invent a spider language

I could be easily outnumbered by two or more men

No one: Tolkien: hobbits hate swimming so Frodo’s parents drowned and that’s why he lives with his uncle and the Ring was found at the bottom of a river by a hobbit who became Gollum and then he only eats fish and hobbits are afraid of water unless there is a dead guy underneath the water then

emojis coming in 2025: - guillotine - Paul Klee's 'Angeles Novus' (1920, monoprint) - anatomically correct scrotum

don't buy blankets with people's faces on them

my neighbor asked if my dog is still alive (he is)

they're doing smaller soda now. you remember the little soda? now, it's smaller