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Perhaps the real watch list was the friends we made along the way. Keyboard Inghimasi. Sic semper tyrannosaurus rex. #Flowers4Qanon
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I bet it's hella awkward at NORAD lately ngl

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Imagine seeing a washed-up has-been musician shilling for Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin and being like "Yes this is leftist praxis. These guys are good. They may have tortured and killed thousands of leftists in their own countries, but Amerikkka"

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

president musk gonna name the next aircraft carrier the SS "The SS"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Guy who announces the annual return of the local area's goose population by driving around town blasting Thin Lizzy's hit "The Boys Are Back In Town"

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You should be purged for being friends with Jesse Watters tbh

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Hitler, who I do not support, never would have embraced genocide, which I also do not support, if the Weimar shitlibs hadn't tried so hard to deplatform him. by Glenn Greenwald

submitted 2 days ago • 82 comments

This is usually how you can tell you study Russia: someone says ‘this is as bad as it can get’ and you respond ‘nah, it can ALWAYS get worse’

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Me: "Okay, be cool, you're meeting new people. Don't be a dork." Me 5 minutes later:

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the cambridge history of communism is 1900 pages long and like 1700 of them are infighting

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

islamic stated suicide bombers be like "piss is stored in the ball bearings"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

slashing dod funding by 40% in the leadup to a global war got me like

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

You know? I still find it remarkably easy to remain patriotic throughout this administration. Trump and the MAGA crowd are a repudiation of every single civic ideal that the United States is meant to represent—and I see no reason to stop believing in those ideals because of them.

submitted 3 days ago • 128 comments

on the plus side this should permanently dispel any illusions around the world that aping the talking points of the far-right in america will do you any favors. the trumpers will fuck you down and you'll just look like a dumb cucked bigot.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I wonder if Kanye is at DEFCON 1 with regards to the Jews yet. Last update he was at DEFCON 3 which is a state of heightened readiness, and is alarming, but isn't full-fledged nuclear war yet.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Plane Crash Don

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"Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb? And if so, can you make sure it hits a hospital or an elementary school?" -Roger Waters

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

The locksmith for Yosemite National Park, whose apprenticed under his now-retired predecessor for 4 years, says he was fired by Musk three weeks out from the end of his probationary period. www.instagram.com/p/DGLxMKbyKw...

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

It's a minor point of contention overall but the idea that all of Canada would comprise of one new state is really funny to me, like we're so goddamned lazy about our annexation of our neighbor that we can't even be bothered to draw new straight lines through the wilderness.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Americans: If SloboDon orders the invasion of one of our neighbors you know what to do www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/0...

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

it is just grotesque how many Americans totally take for granted what good fortune it has been to have incredibly good relations with a rich power neighbor sharing the worlds longest land border

submitted 5 days ago • 78 comments

"Daddy why is my cousin named Diamond?" "Because your auntie loves diamonds" "What about me?" "That's enough questions, National Labor Relations Act of 1935"

submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

Folks would do well to block and disregard Alissa Azar (bsky.app/profile/alis...); She masquerades as a leftist but is actually a die-hard pro-Assad scumbag. Whenever anybody asks her about it, she blocks them. Not an ally. A threat from within.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments