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Avery; Celestial Parrot; Woman Co-Founder 💸: Rubber & Glue Media @rubberglue.media Attention Whore 🎸🎤: Tell Me I'm Good; Tell Me I'm Pretty @goodpretty.band I write music, stories, and software. 🏳️‍⚧️✡️🦜
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It broke my brain to learn how specialization of labor and craft was leveraged to reinforce commodity fetishism and actually makes us, as individuals, less able to navigate the totality of our surroundings.

The MA state seal should depict watered down concrete being used to house a rat wearing a crown.

The great thing about journalism is all the gifted reporters and editors have lost the jobs they went into debt to train for and sacrificed their emotional health to do well, but half a dozen middle-aged moral disasters are now the face of the whole discipline because they suck up to billionaires

Carpenters are built different.

Okay so like Beast in Beauty and the Beast is some noble right? He lives in a castle, but it’s depicted as being deep in the woods. So where is he getting his riches from? Does he tax the nearby towns? What is the source of his wealth?

The inimitable @evelynfloragray.bsky.social ladies and germs

its that time of year again 😌

What’s it called when you have a couple who does the gay version of het pegging?

disney adults will wear mickey mouse ears and then call furries a slur

Hahahaha. Oh, Toronto Maple Leafs. Never change. Except, like, please do.

If you’re a DIY musician and looking to book in Portland reach out to @rubberglue.media. We’ll set you up!

That's me!

@ff00ff.bsky.social is nothing short of mesmerizing.

Woah it’s Soda Jinx!

In what might be the logical endpoint of American Zionism, the Heritage Foundation has declared that pro-Palestinian activism is not just antisemitic, but is in fact a shadowy global conspiracy … led by Jews. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...

Biden about to start his puberty blocker era

How This Will Affect His 2028 Presidential Run

RIP Joe Biden whose dick exploded.

One of these days I’ll learn how to do promotion correctly. In the meantime y’all should follow the @rubberglue.media account so I feel safer doing PR from there.

PORTLAND!!! Feelin’ like a matinee? Come see @ff00ff.bsky.social @evelynfloragray.bsky.social and @theresa-sweetheart.bsky.social at Turn! Turn! Turn! Doors at 4pm. Music at 4:30. We’ll have you back home in your pajamas before you know it. Brought to you by @rubberglue.media

ok im bad at remembering to promote shows here on bluesky so lemme get ahead of this one. i'll be playing with these lovely musicians in portland on may 18th! (sunday!)

hypersensitive.eva.town

I know it’s not the point of the shitpost but “ahegao face” is like “atm machine.”

See, Canada can win at hockey.

Genuinely the funniest thing in the Talmud and the competition is STIFF

😂😂😂😂😂 what a daf, what a glorious daf!

I briefly dated a neurosurgeon and it went so bad that afterward my mom said “maybe you should stop dating doctors…” do you know how much you have to f*ck up to get a JEWISH mother to say that??

When the waiter leaves a tip for the customer

bored at the zoo

Man, fuck Dallas. It should be illegal for Texas to have a hockey team.

Based degrowth Trump at it again.

I’m reading my TL and it’s saying shit like “Knicks in conference finals” and “Leafs force game 7” and I’m wondering if I’m in a coma or something.

My favorite Cheekface lyric is “I want to pee on the fridge.”

It’s exploitation

Land acknowledgement in a ketamine clinic ad on Lex is just. If I wrote it as a joke scenario it would be critiqued as “a little on the nose”

Just shocked Christina Schneider failed to domesticate Kevin Barnes—a 50 year old autistic egg with a long history of cutting people off like necrotic limbs.

YouTube has started showing me shorts of home inspectors showing off the insane shit they encounter especially on new construction, and it is sapping me of my will to live. America is such a bad fucking country. Rotten to its core. Every fiber poisoned by its ghastly nature.

If you prompt AI to produce a product, you are not a writer. If you sell that product and call it your "writing," you are a liar and a fraud, as well as a lazy wannabe devoid of skill, talent, or imagination, and you should fuck off into the sun. I hope that's not too subtle for you.