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arbor-real.bsky.social
She/her, 28, only using 0% of my brain at a time
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I think my therapist ghosted me. Is... is he allowed to do that?

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Okay this might be a mistake, but I'm looking to get some custom art for my upcoming DnD game. Does anyone know where I should look to find people who can make them? Preferably like an Etsy but for digital art?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Wow the new Phineas and Ferb episode is actually so good

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Okay I'm convinced Fletcher's Boy is incredibly cringe

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Maybe I'm out of the loop but the #Fletcher drama with her new song reads a lot to me like people forgetting that bi people exist? Am I wrong here? Would love to hear some other opinions

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

It's all fun and games until I run a single finger down her spine

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Please line up for my super gay kissing booth, extra lipstick

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Does anyone here have experience with Daggerheart? Am I too Dnd-pilled to understand it?

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Help I became unhealthily obsessed with this girl and I'm not sure what that means about my mental state

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently impregnating someone can raise your estrogen levels??? Time to get to work

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

Disney's "Part of your World" but it's about the trans experience

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I dunno dude I just think a bratty sub and $10,000,000 would really fix me, idk

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Ah crap I got addicted to ERP again

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

What if we were changing for gym class and you were nervous about changing in front of the other girls, so I grabbed your hand and took you to the big stall where we could change together and you thanked me, but in reality I was jealous that anyone else got to see you and wanted you all to myself?

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

What if I came over, wore your clothes, did your makeup while straddling you, and told you that you were the prettiest thing I had ever seen?

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

What if we raced to see how much lipstick we could get on each other's bodies? No hands allowed

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

I'm sure Fahrenheit 451 was a good book, but for some reason all I remember is the really long billboards and people being addicted to jeopardy. And the robot dog of course

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in (this post is about vtubers)

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

submitted 50 days ago • 339 comments

Her: Do you like what you see? Me (looking down): she is risen indeed Follow me for more "hilarious" Easter themed pickup lines (plz don't actually I'm quite shy)

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Hey girl, did you forget to put lamb's blood over your doorframe? Because there's no way I'd pass over you Wait where are you going come back I'm very lo-

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I hope everyone has a *great* Friday

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I've been reading a physical book at night instead of doomscrolling and I can feel my internet brainrot healing. Books are good? Who knew?

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

Oh shit, 500 followers! You guys are nuts, thank you!!! What should I do? QnA Pic? Kink list? Tiddy drop? (if I had any tiddies)

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

Oh no, I think I've just unlocked my worst fetish yet

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

The TikTok trend of prom couples switching outfits is somehow the straightest and trans-est thing I've ever seen

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

How do we tell them that military spending is in fact government spending?

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

(3/3) Reactions: When Alice is targeted by a Gay Flirt action, she makes a DC30 Intelligence saving through. On a failure, she misinterprets the flirting as her being nice. On a success, she considers the other girl out of her league and receives the Frightened condition

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