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My hot nanny state take for the weekend is that advertising gambling should be regulated into non-existence in the same way advertising cigarettes was

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Wilson constantly milling about in an offside position is doing my nut in

In what universe is that not worthy of a yellow??????

NOOOO FOR FUCKS SAKE

YEEEEEEEEEES FABIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Please just put us out of our misery I don’t need another 30 minutes of this

It’s fucking Nick Pope all over again isn’t it

In case nobody’s noticed yet Alexander Isak is fucking mint

if someone earnestly brought up either their own or anybody else's IQ in conversation i would walk away while they're still talking. incredibly boring and unpleasant type of stupid to be. homie you got brain damage from an online quiz. wow 135 that's so smart, what hogwarts house did you get

City are 1-0 down to Championship relegation fodder and the commentators are still gargling every drop from them, how do they not die of embarrassment hearing themselves back honestly

There are few certainties in this life but Millwall being a sack of rotten cunts is one of them

Ohhhh noooo a tiny cut to the head looks like we’ll just HAVE to bring Osula on Edward!!! What a shame but needs must!!!! 😇😇😇😇😇 #NUFC

Please bring Osula on at least he contributes things *other* than missed chances. For example, the Liverpool players have no fucking idea who he is so might forget to block him #NUFC

At least Hall is committed to being mint regardless of what the rest of them are doing #NUFC

I will become a Dubravka apologist. Just you fuckin WATCH me #NUFC

Absolutely fucking terrible #NUFC

The pregnancy/ehlers-danlos cocktail is really starting to kick in for me now Can’t bend myself into a pretzel to avoid pain, can’t pump myself full of painkillers, can’t brace my ribs or spine I am in the trenches I fear

Broke: no Isak, despair Woke: no Isak, BUT Virgil doesn’t get the chance to snap him over his knee like a disobedient child

Here we, here we, here we fucking go

Walked back in with my sausage roll just as Forrest’s third goal went in, think I’ll just stay outside next time

Right I’m away to the shop for a sausage roll before this gets any worse x

Don’t think I’m well-versed enough in male pattern baldness to understand why Tino comes away with the yellow there when he was the recipient of the challenge

GET THE FUCK IN LEWIS YOU HAVE BEEN SHITE ALL GAME AND I LOVE YOU #NUFC

Can we keep the football at our own feet for longer than two business seconds please #NUFC

For fuck’s sake

The tinfoil hat is ON!!!!!!!

marvel haters are always gonna say the MCU is so boring, and they don't have any new ideas, and kevin feige is a no talent hack. there could be a hundred new colors of hulk in the next one and they'd call it a stale retread.... yeah ok, a hundred brand new hulk colors but sure, you're "burned out"

The Brutalist winning the soundtrack BAFTA when it basically reuses the Love Actually theme is kind of insulting to me

Husband just referred to Not Like Us as the ‘catchiest paedophile song there is’ and… yeah???? I guess????

So grateful for the person in the cinema today who went ‘he’s gonna give her the drugs!!!’ just as the protagonist was, in fact, about to give her the drugs. Never would have figured it out otherwise x

The Silicon Valley billionaires & techno-feudal lords who are waging a capitalists' coup right now are rebelling against the people & the "free market" for rejecting them & the tech they need us to become dependent on. They're taking over the government to ensure we have no more choice in the matter

Cue one of these cunts breaking Isak’s leg just for the sake of it

GET FUCKED YOU BUNCH OF SHITHOUSES YEEEEEESS

Remove Sean Longstaff from my sight, Edward #nufc

Tino being outplayed and outpaced at every turn here, need Tripps on to wrangle the defence into shape

Fucking hell that is a magical strike, can’t argue with that #nufc

Just in case you forgot how honking Popey is with his feet, he is kind enough to remind you #nufc

Callum what are we DOING there

hahahahahahaha

LEYTON FUCKING ORIENT

Oh I hate Manchester United