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areaman.bsky.social
As seen at the truck stop bathroom (feat bedbugs) πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ | πŸ’œπŸ€πŸ–€| πŸ•πŸ€€ | 🌱 | Trans rights | BLM
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See you there 🀝
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Turkey jerky! Gotta watch that cholesterol
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The noise criminals must be stopped
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You ran out of characters before making me brunch I guess πŸ‘€
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Certainly welcome to!!
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Appreciate it πŸ™β˜ΊοΈ
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That'd be amazing! I can DM you address?
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Very appreciated! DM sent ☺️
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πŸ₯° Sent!!
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I'm sure it doesn't matter. ^__^ I also don't know her well enough to ask haha
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Okay but my favourite part of this story is that it was in response to my boss being like "don't do xyz thing" and when I piped up he was like "oh that wasn't for you, go back on mute" πŸ˜…πŸ™ˆ wastedddd
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Hey hun! πŸ‘‹ Hope you're well! πŸ₯° So Im not sure if you know but I have recently started an online business and I am absolutely loving πŸ’‹ the fact that I can make an extra income πŸ’Έ on the side! But no sides here because it's all about loosening up that booty πŸ‘ŠπŸ•³οΈβ€ΌοΈ
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*send me mail *with* a postage stamp. Bsky por favor the edit button donde estas
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And last month some jerk in the building took her bag down and she struck BACK. So for this I'm like, you should get all the damn stamps Hedy! πŸ’ͺ
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All the mail I get these days is bills, so no stamps. And our posties were on strike in December which is otherwise prime stamp plucking time. Idk I just wanna anonymously light up an old lady's day. I know she lives by herself and she is very cute.
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It’s because you are sexy bum bum
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me
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Sorry, what now
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Irene would be so proud
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HA yes we both just looked at each other silently like... well that was something. The Boxing Helena style interlude in one part almost made me laugh but it was too cringe
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FAIR. It was soooo many long shots of scrunched-up faces and walks on dusty streets and even still I couldn't have called how utterly bananas and banal at the same time the rest was
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I even had a G&T at the movie theatre, genuinely don't know how I accomplished this πŸ˜‚ Maybe it was too deep for me but it was like very trying to be "ART✨" and I was just like... we're all going to have long white beards by the time this fucking thing ends
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Dapper!!
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I went and bought the paper so we’ll see if my bliss remains blissing
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Starving even
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My knowing stuff has yet to help anything, so far
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I believe you meant handsome Friday but ok
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I'll bring the wine
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OMG with the fairy interviewing the green room?! that was our first-ever exposure to ESC πŸ₯Ή
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I'm just blocking accounts that don't respect this at this point. Enoughhhh
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I can’t think of one I’d miss tbf
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Perhaps when it becomes evident that none of the benefits their aspirational assholes enjoy are headed their way?
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Furniture shopping in the bakery department πŸ‘Œ
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I'd happily accept such stached-ness
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You're aware that you're a stunner right? Just checking 🫠
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You haven't seen Beyond the Valley of the Dolls?!
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Oh wow, we may have to add this to our to-do list in May when we visit, given it's half an hour from where we'll be staying!
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🎢 FROM NEW YORK DOWN TO LA, EVERYBODY DOES IT HER WAY 🎢
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Bitches the house down? JK I am a non-fiction reader + mildly pretentious magazine buyer