areebob.bsky.social
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Alright, I’m gonna pick this up, apparently.
At this point in the bsky timeline, though, I’m going to be very disappointed if there isn’t even a mention of potato pubes in it. I’m gonna feel so misled.
This message will not age well, I’m sure.
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How have I never seen these?? Welp, time to hopefully find a bag on my way in to work today.
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I don’t. About every 100 swipes I do in a touchscreen game is interpreted incorrectly, and it’s always, always in a way that screws me over. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve scolded my phone with “I didn’t DO THAT!”
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Yep, BG&E was fantastic! The sequel is sadly stuck in development hell, but it does have a super cool trailer that’s still up.
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They’re extremely pricey, but incredibly good at pee containment (until 5 minutes after the warranty is up)
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I saved you the effort and peed in yours for you. No need to tip me; this is a free service.
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Of course; that’s the only difference between it and a regular diaper, as tradition requires.
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lol
Dolly isn’t quite a billionaire, but she’s worth a mountain of money. She does good things, and the people I mentioned do as well (Mackenzie Scott is actively TRYING to give hers away). Why spare Dolly, then?
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Is there room in there for Taylor Swift, Bill & Mel Gates, Mark Cuban and Mackenzie Scott?
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Here I go looking for the original image this was based on and HOO BOY people love to draw it.
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So uh…what’s the game? Am I missing something? Critical Reflex is a publisher with like 30+ games.
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There’s the secret! Eventually EA will release a game that literally does nothing at all, but plenty of people will still buy it, and they’ll keep putting out new versions of “this code literally didn’t even compile” for an endlessly forgiving customer base.
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Oh this post…I’m so annoyed! Sneaky sneaky.
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Is that a 3 inch pizza, or are those comically enormous pineapple chunks?
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Right?! Literally a gorgeous, perfect pizza.
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Seriously, it’s astonishingly good. It just wants you to have a fun and remind you of games the system had before. Literally the only negative thing I can say about it is that the main bad guy is super generic looking.
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Raspberry Macaron
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I love this…was just talking about how befuddling stupid Koalas are, and here’s a comic about it
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So uh, you hiring?
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Cats are a mammal in liquid form. Their enclosure only requires the correct volume, not shape, to contain them happily.
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I have a feeling such an establishment would enrage the same people who are upset when they discover Arby’s doesn’t sell comically large hats.
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Huh? Yeah they are. They would have cooked eight-year-old me’s brain tho.
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Oh, I did. But initially I gravitated toward Mario because its rules and limits were pretty straightforward. Zelda demanded more patience, something I still am in short supply of.
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Agreed, but…they’re not BETTER. Raccoons are cute AND smart, and get up to ridiculous shenanigans because of it.
If it was *cuteness*, the red panda has some stiff competition from the Asian small-clawed otter.
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Oh no, no no no. Koalas are astoundingly stupid. Like, “can’t recognize the one (nearly nutritionally void) food they WILL eat if it’s not still attached to the tree” stupid.
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Likely Pitfall, and its Atari brethren, at a friend’s house. The first one I had at home was the OG Nintendo with Super Mario Bros. Quickly got Zelda after that and was confused by its (at the time) complexity. I was like…eight, so give me a break for finding it overwhelming, please.
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It’s an unfortunate adjustment. Companies seem to JUST NOW realize that they can’t all have a clone of another live-service game and succeed.
Single player games still do quite well. Maybe we’ll see an uptick in those over the next few years.
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MY form of relaxation/entertainment is so much more sophisticated and better than yours!
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The only thing I’m sad about missing out on by living in a small city is the bodega cats. They were a highlight of our trip to NYC.
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Satisfactory. I have an embarrassing number of hours in it.
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Bandits. The soundtrack is about the only reason to check it out, really.