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I write things and swear at inanimate objects. Talker of baseball, movies, and movies about baseball. Avid cyclist, no longer mostly thinks ebikes are cheating. Degree in medical things, went to school for it and everything.
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Let me tell y’all something. Prime Minister Trudeau lost his wife. Lost his political party. Nebuchadnezzar is in the White House threatening us. The man has run out of fucks. And we support our Prime Minister. He got us through COVID and he will get us through this.

More like he knows us than telling us 🍁💪 The only thing that will get me anywhere near the border is if there's a campaign to throw eggs across it 😂 #ElbowsUp

Looool CBC overlaying the state of the union coverage with footage of Trudeau's "A very dumb thing to do". Canadian pettiness will not be contained

Coming this fall: the Toronto (Americans Removed) International Film Festival, aka T(AR)IFF.

NEW: This is brilliant from Trudeau. "Today, the US launched a trade war against Canada - their closest partner & ally, their closest friend. At the same time, they're talking about working positively with Russia, appeasing Vladimir Putin - a lying, murderous dictator. Make that makes sense." 💥

This made me feel better. Canadians are ready. Americans are, thanks to their government, oblivious.

Easy to lose this in the noise of the day, but the prime minister of Canada just said the US president, leader of the global hegemon, wants to soften us up economically so he can annex us. That is one of the most remarkable statements, and realities, in our history.

Happy Pancake Day!! Although, I’m having Belgian waffles because glorious pockets for butter and Canadian maple syrup 😋🧇

So if the yanks attack us, our best line of defence will be the stand at the border with needles full of safe vaccines right?

is it wake up, it’s wake up isn’t it

I never thought I'd live to see our relationship with the U.S. come to this. #elbowsup www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/stat...

As we've said, the "freedom convoy" was our Jan 6th. Coup attempts are #IDUPlaybook. South Korean president, and IDU member, Yoon Suk-yeol, just tried it in South Korea a few weeks ago.

Elbows UP

No answer, but they fixed it

FFS, do BETTER, @variety.com Smh

In Portugal we are ordering Canadiano coffees and servers know exactly what we mean. 🇨🇦 ☕

ELBOWS UP! 🇨🇦 #CanadaIsNotForSale

RIP, Carl Dean 💔 None of us knew you, but we all love your kind, talented and beautiful wife almost as much as you Protective circle around Dolly - GO 🙌

Leaders of the free world stand united in London The United States is not among them

Americans may not get Myers’ “elbows up” gesture but Canadians and Gordie Howe fans sure do.

Chopped pineapple, pickle and beet salad The recipe actually called for cucumbers, but I hate them so I'm going with the pickles And onions, but I don't like those, either Was considering mangos, but I'd have to thaw them out first I'll let you know how it goes 😬

Mike Myers, Canadian legend, on SNL tonight.

#ZombieCBC Raj used to work in the Harper government. She also used to work for Postmedia and covered Parliament Hill for the Sun.

not our king then. glad that's settled.

I woke up briefly today and saw that disgraceful White House video of Trump and Vance attempting to bully President Zelenskyy in the Oval Office Went back to sleep and immediately dreamt of rats. Nothing but screaming and rats. Everywhere. Rats. My subconscious processing is en pointe these days

The U.S. government has put up a submission form for reporting schools who teach kids about “DEI.” It accepts file uploads. Internet, you know what to do enddei.ed.gov

Welcome back to the dark ages. toronto.citynews.ca/2025/02/27/o...

STOP THE COUNT

WAIT. Gene Hackman AND his wife?! WHAT

First Michelle Trachtenberg and now Gene Hackman. 2025 sucks so bad and we’re not even out of February yet 😐💔

The Australians sending us 🇨🇦 videos of support as we face down the 🇺🇸, are making me cry😢 they’re organizing a US boycott.

Canadians rule! www.travelandtourworld.com/news/article...

“The hardest thing in this world... is to live in it” R.I.P. Michelle Trachtenberg 💔

There are no proven benefits to raw feeding yet plenty of serious, well-documented risks. It has never been a good idea but ESPECIALLY NOW. washingtonstatestandard.com/briefs/two-w...

OMG the Doug Ford commercial "When Ottawa descended into chaos, Doug was there standing up for you" NO THE LOSER went snowmobiling! LOL #onpoli

The Ford government released their platform yesterday—but they didn’t bother to cost it. Don’t worry, we’ve done the work for them. 🗳 Vote ➡️ Enter your postal code at Elections.on.ca to find your polling station

Hmmm where on earth did Doug Ford’s son in law get the emboldened idea that he could do whatever he want? Could it have been from Ford himself? 🤔🤨

Seems to me like the Let Them mentality is a cop out ‘give yourself permission for complicity’ profiteering scam. Didn’t half of Americans just let a bunch of Nazis take over the White House while the other half watched? Enjoy your apathetic self care while you make someone else rich though smh 😐

There is currently a petition in the House of Commons to revoke Elon Musks Canadian citizenship. 33000+ signatures so far: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... #Canada #cdnpoli

Voted today, in and out in five minutes I’d worked all night, been up for 23 hours and was functioning on fumes, but I made it. Get your ass out there and stop this Ford mobster madness Pretty please

Donald Trump says Canada has no right to exist. I take the threat seriously. With our sovereignty on the table I support a national discussion on next steps. But CBC thinks it would be fun to have an American DJ co-host whether we should exist as a nation. Fuck that @ianhanomansing.bsky.social

I just signed a petition demanding the Minister of Innovation, Science and Industry Ban X/Twitter in Canada. Join me in signing here: you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba... you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba...

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Canada annexes 4 Nations Championship

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #4NationsFinal

If we mixed pumpkin spice with cocaine we could create a legion of Ugg boot wearing berserkers

On news that the roof of the Ontario Science Centre has not collapsed under all the snow, it's a reminder of the whole giant grift. Ford closed permanently the Ontario Science Centre because DeGasperis wants that land, and Ford owes him. Vaughan Working Family helped install Ford in 2018.