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I like my coffee like I like my billionaires. Pressed through a fine mesh screen until the liquid flows.

In Poland, they don’t call it 40k. They call it

Stephen Miller asking J D Vance if he can use his couch

What do you call it? My @smh @theage cartoon.

Physicist Sau Lan Wu was born #OTD in 1940. She co-discovered three jet events in the TASSO experiment at DESY (supporting the existence of gluons), was on the team that discovered the J/Ψ particle, and works on the ATLAS experiment at CERN. 🧪 ⚛️ 👩‍🔬 Image: UW-Madison

TIL the g's in Lady Gaga's name are pronounced the same as the g in GIF

A modern re-make of a Roman tile makers experiences, in Gaul circa 120 AD.

This is high art

I have no followers on Twitch. I'm constantly streaming into the void.

"What are you doing about the tariffs Mr Prime Minister?" Albanese: (gestures towards a random pigeon)

Look. A tosspot with a despot.

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

If only there was some constitutional amendment that let U.S. citizens take up arms against a tyrannical government.

My family's motto is "Non hic ad coitum cum aranearum"

I'm sorry, but King Donald sounds fucking stupid.

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me: "Hiding in the ruins of a once great city as the fascist death squads seek to exterminate all opposition."

Health insurance under RFK Jr will be like "I'm sorry, but your plan doesn't include 'eye of newt' or 'toe of frog'."

The U.S. was so worried about the intelligentsia taking over they handed the government over to the inceligentsia.

It’s no longer Washington D.C. it’s Muskow

Laws are for chumps.

Based on my doctor's advice I went to see that clown Pagliacci. What a sad bastard he is.

I love classic folk horror films like “Get Away From Me Turnip Patch, Dracula” (1965) and “Welsh Dracula” (1967)

“Dance like nobody is watching” they say. Well I tried that but somebody was watching and they laughed at me and now I have anxiety.

I blame the Trump administration on DEI. Dickheads, Eugenicists, and Ignoramuses.

So correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems like theft is fine when it serves Capital, but wrong at all other times. #DeepSeek #OpenAI

Every day brings you closer to the end. Live it in a way that makes people remember you fondly.

Do we think Luigi Mangione mained soldier 76 or reaper

Maybe if you’re fearing for your life due to decisions you’re making at work you should probably re-evaluate.

Forget Muppet remakes of popular movies, just give me an entire season of "Pigs in Space"

Muppet sex pest apology is Feeble

I really love that Joe pardoned Hunter. That's the true spirit of Christmas.

Post an Onion headline

Select all squares with "Skibidi Toilet" If you know what I'm talking about you are too young to use social media

Damn they werent kidding, this shit blue as hell