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Comedian. Stardew streamer. Bad Fan Fic Podcast. Typos are part of my brand.
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It is very funny to be considering family annihilation to avoid 6 months at club fed.

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You’re in control here, buddy.

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There are still people who think meta bought tiktok in January.

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6am bluesky doesn’t hit the way 6am twitter did.

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Me (watching a movie from the 40s): I think Stanislavsky was on to something.

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To be loved is to be known

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If i can’t tell if a comment is meant to be a compliment or an insult, I’m liking it. It’s a compliment now, bitch.

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April 5th is fast approaching.

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Hahahahahaha *sobs in federalist society*

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On TikTok you can advertise for an app where you can create ai revenge porn, but you can’t say you hope everyone involved in it gets shingles.

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I do worry the takeaway will be “Booker should run in 2028” rather than “we can and should all be doing this” but that wouldn’t be his fault

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I thought conservatives were being willfully obtuse, but I now think they really are too stupid to understand the difference between bigotry and disliking someone because of the things they do.

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here’s the link to submit photos to the america pac. there are a lot of cool photos you could submit here. one good option might be a man photographed from behind stretching an unusual part of his body. not gonna be prescriptive here but this is a great opportunity

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what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

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I just think it’s obvious that your relationship with your own body is going to affect your relationship with other people’s bodies.

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I thought Benny Blanco was like a bad person and that’s why y’all were being so mean to him. Turns out he’s cool as shit?

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I don’t believe in April Fools Day; I think we should lie to each other every day of the year.

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Following too few people is weirder to me then following too many. You think there’s only 27 interesting people on Bluesky?

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Spent like 5 hours in the laundromat today. They should invent a way to clean clothes in your own home.

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“I thought we had all decided…” You did? You thought everyone in the world already agreed with you?

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“This is not an airport no need to announce your departure.” You also don’t have to announce your departure at the airport.

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#adhd

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If Tim does end up killing himself and/or his family, it will turn out his legal problems have already been resolved.

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there are those in this world with only evil in their soul

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It’s always funny to me when someone playing a movie star is among the least famous of the cast.

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My mom still has the tape of a “prank” message my bully left on my answering machine in sixth grade in case he ever runs for office. I don’t know how to tell her that would probably only help him.

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There's a real gym bro comedian to Jim Crow comedian pipeline

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Movie theaters will be like “that small screen is draining your life of all joy and meaning . Come to a dark room and stare at a giant screen instead.” And they’re somehow right.

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Maybe he was just overstimulated.

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It would be funny if Trump just decided to just not enforce the tiktok ban, and that was the unconstitutional thing that actually upset Congress.

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Saying “men are visual creatures” is so funny to me. Women can also see.

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democratic voters and, increasingly it seems, independents: we want you to fly the black flag nominally democratic pundits: democrats should spend the next two years admitting they were wrong about everything

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Went to a party that was technically in fidi but in a realer sense it was at an SEC frat.

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Also the president could try doing some not illegal shit and then he wouldn't need the approval of ANY judges but just me spitballing over here

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The whole point of due process is TO SEE IF YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW

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Saying “men are visual creatures” is so funny to me. Women can also see.

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The thing that most people aren’t realizing is that the thoughtcrimes don’t have to be current for you to be on the Tyrant’s list. Op-ed articles from a year ago, social media likes from two years ago, hiring decisions from 2017, tattoos from a decade ago: justifications for persecution today.

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Ok I’m not allowing myself online unless I complete a thing. So next time you see me online ask if I did it.

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Does anybody understand this dog whistle?

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Doctors will look at you with a straight face and chastise you for “trusting the internet instead of making an appointment with a doctor” when you are in their office for an appointment.

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