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To all those protestors: what about Hillary Clinton's emails, huh? Ever thought about that?

What y'all don't know is that I'm doing this because I am looking forward to the second coming of jesus. Gotta wreck the world to achieve it.

Maybe I could have Coca-Cola bring New Coke back

Spectacular view of 100,000 people attending the #HandsOff march in NYC

Wow. #HandsOff rally in St. Paul, Minnesota is massive!

💙 DC never disappoints. #handsoff

I'm so happy that neither @cnn.com nor @msnbc.com have the protests front and center. My kind of cowardly outlets!

To all those saying I just used the reciprocals of the trade ratios. You're wrong: I used Taylor expansions help linearize dynamic models near steady states for easier computation and policy analysis. If you would like me to elaborate just let me know!

I am issuing an EO: New England shall now be renamed to England.

I heard Marie LePen was unfairly convicted. Terrible, just terrible. All she did is to tell it like it is. Her opponents lie and lie. They call her a racist just because she doesn't like brown or black people.

It's a beautiful Saturday. Perfect for golfing while I figure out what else needs to be doused with kerosene and set alight.

I would like my subjects to know I am issuing an EO ordering that the phrase "Cup of Joe" be renamed to "Cup of Donald."

I knew there was something I liked about Russell Brand

Nobody fucks up the economy like I do

Nothing beats the feeling of playing golf while the nation burns. I love the smell of burning cash in the morning.

I am happy to announce the formation a new economic block, with the nations of Russia, North Korea, and North Sentinel Island. Charts incoming.

There's only one and one person responsible for the current state of the US economy: Obama, Biden, and Kamala.

Wall Street being this red reminds me of that time I gave Jeffrey Epstein pinkeye.

Someone told me about a book by Stephen King called The Stand. So I watched the movie. Loved Randall Flagg. Stephen King truly knows how to come up with heroes.

The Stock Market is not dropping. You just have to look at it from Australia.

A privilege of being President of the USA is that I get to pinch JD's cheeks every morning. #fuckmaga #fuckdonaldtrump

The stock market is on fire, but people are saying it is the best, most beautiful fire. A fire like no other. The Others was a great film, with Nicole Kidman. A great actress, or so they say. I don't know why, but they do. You know what is terrible, Kamala, her laugh is as ugly as Ted Cruz's wife.

Alright, alright, alright! Time to make shit burn!