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Time to fuck shit up
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Listen, I never said I read the book. I have read many books, the best books. All the books. But the movies are so much better. Or the TV shows. Like the Apprentice. Best show. I have charts. Lots of charts.
We all know this is Biden's fault.
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I hear he has the best cheeks for pinching. That's what they tell me. "Wonderful cheeks," they say. I dunno who. But they say it.
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You know what else of his I left untouched? His toes.
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They tell me that 27% is the best 27% they've ever seen. I don't know who says it, but they say it. It's true. Like you wouldn't believe. They tell me "Mr. President, you are saving this country." And I believe it. And I am. I promise to hold Hillary responsible for the current state of the market.
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Breaking character: Who gives a fuck. It's like saying "maybe the Ebola is not trying to be malicious, it melts humans from the inside because we aren't its intended host.
Apologist nonsense.
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I was duly elected by millions of Americans, who love me. I could grab their mothers by the pussy and they say "Thank you Mr. President." The only pussy I won't touch is Ted Cruz.
#fuckdonaldtrump
#fuckrepublicanvoters
#fucktedcruz
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I love you @theonion almost as much as I love a Big Mac.
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I am about to make it about the economy.
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That's why Obama, Biden, and Kamala need to apologize, stat.
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But the best crazy. Like Crazy Horse. You know who looks like a horse? Ted Cruz's wife. She reminds me of El Kabong
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But it is the realest real, that's what they say. Who? I dunno but they say it. You know what they also say? That Obama is destroying the nation. And Kamala's laugh. Which reminds me, time to work on my golf swing.
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Yes, but they are the best cybertrucks on the market
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Oh but there is...what do you think we use as kindling.