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theonion.com • 1 day ago

Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly
https://theonion.com/megan-fox-confirms-she-and-new-baby-will-co-parent-machine-gun-kelly/

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hammurabian.bsky.social•1 day ago

She looks like she went bobbing for wasps

dudleym.bsky.social•1 day ago

That made me really LOL!

robbedoflife.bsky.social•1 day ago

she is still with that guy? i swear she could do so much fucking better

neondystopia.bsky.social•1 day ago

But who will co-parent her?

rheuphus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Megan Fox ?? Looks more like a cheap blowup doll ...

turblescelbor.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh hey, comments ragging on Megan fox's appearance now that she's 38. Glad to see the sexism hits hard no matter what site you're on.

searchit.page•21 hours ago

They're not ragging on her aging though. They're ragging on her cosmetic surgery.

turblescelbor.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Lol ok.

msimportantbin.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Yep… sad isn’t it?

msbak.bsky.social•1 day ago

That is a chuckler!😆🤣😂

uruzrune.bsky.social•1 day ago

35 going on 60

aogilvie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yikes, what happened to Megan? It looks like she's following the Melania Trump path to health and wellness. If only MGK were a rapist felon with a nest egg of inherited wealth eroded away by his own foolishness, then she'd be able to complete her final transformation.

fearlesspotato.bsky.social•1 day ago

I shouldn't laugh, but I did. Honestly, I feel bad for that poor kid being caught up between two drama queens.

eternity-ae.bsky.social•1 day ago

Imagine how gross that kid must feel.

iranphotos.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m still upset the Jessica Biel didn’t name her kid Batmo. Batmo Biel would’ve been awesome!

csapidus.bsky.social•19 hours ago

She almost looks human.

mommatl.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂

davidskinker.bsky.social•1 day ago

Brilliant

suppository.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is this actually a picture os megan fox? This is a different person right? Wtf happened?

gmsingh123.bsky.social•1 day ago

She looks like Laura Loomer's sister.

bikepathrickross.bsky.social•1 day ago

NO MSG THANK YOU!!!

ktm2013.bsky.social•1 day ago

What's wrong with her face?

camdycorn.bsky.social•1 day ago

At least until it's old enough for her to date.

timbending.bsky.social•1 day ago

she used to be pretty. I think she broke herself.

snakemanmark.bsky.social•1 day ago

Kids, don't do botox!

briantheelder.bsky.social•1 day ago

Women seem to all be processing themselves into the same face.

i-am-erk.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not women, just a specific type of woman that's very overrepresented in Hollywood. I wish we'd normalize aging.

someguypdx.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Normalizing" something is more of the same root problem of forcing everything.

paganoutlaw.bsky.social•1 day ago

not everyone should be allowed to breed

jack50923.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is that a Madame toussads wax replica?

juantannedemo-bae.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, fuck, someone has to. Give him his bottle filled with Pabst, light his cigarette and put him in front of an unplugged mixer, he'll be fine.

phdhater.bsky.social•1 day ago

so the Bogdanoff brothers have assimilated another...

derolexa.bsky.social•1 day ago

someone take the eyeliner pen away from her please

sad-sack.bsky.social•1 day ago

Laura Loomer looks well.

subportivegent.bsky.social•1 day ago

My Gawd! When did she turn into Morticia?

gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•1 day ago

Everyone that played Morticia had beauty and grace.

jessicatzonteti.bsky.social•1 day ago

Morticia would NEVER

jasdoutho.bsky.social•1 day ago

When “it’s complicated” gets oversimplified.

chemistcarrie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good one🤣

robert-cornwell.bsky.social•1 day ago

She better not take his skate board away. That’ll be a deal breaker.

grantmcape.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who is pictured?

camhlynch.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pffft! Machine Gun Kelly! He’s not even a machine gun. I bet he doesn’t even own one. What a hypocrite.

atticusthraxx.bsky.social•1 day ago

I can actually see the Syphillis.

heatherrsanford.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lol

benmhz.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don’t hate Megan Fox, I just hate everything she, as an icon crafted in Hollywood and not a person, stands for.

janhamcam.bsky.social•1 day ago

wow, there's a name from the 1900s

themcg.bsky.social•1 day ago

What the hell did she do to her face?

scotsandlit.bsky.social•21 hours ago

🤣🤣😂

socialistchi.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's funny. I thought Eminem was already his daddy.

bizzayb.bsky.social•1 day ago

Eminem is only 'Daddy' to two wonderful girls.

He's MGK's Executioner.

MGK is just a walking corpse.

saltxnw.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought he had three daughters?

isabelroses.com•1 day ago

2 daughters and 1 enby

saltxnw.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thanks for the correction! I wasn't aware 🙂

bizzayb.bsky.social•1 day ago

That was actually my mistake. I had no idea about the 3rd kid. I was only aware of the first 2.

bluesydino.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wait, that's Megan Fox now???

luc1ano03.bsky.social•1 day ago

I recoil hearing his name 😭

tif17.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

longdon.bsky.social•1 day ago

I heard the baby will self parent

https://ln.run/disgustingmadcome382rjyfzkey3cb150478443a39095d097caa67ffd11

leewashere.bsky.social•1 day ago

She looks like a mannequin that was left out in the sun and started melting.

dutchdynamo99.bsky.social•1 day ago

She looks like a animatronic version of herself.

armaggedonaldtrump.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love you @theonion almost as much as I love a Big Mac.

j-elessar.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Guys this is an onion post not a beauty contest

00bunker00.bsky.social•1 day ago

I know the Onion is satire but for once… they’re telling the truth!

mrjohnnymartin.bsky.social•1 day ago

God she is ugly! (used to be a doll)

gpasthong.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hmm. That's a pretty creepy comment

genzod.bsky.social•1 day ago

What’s creepy is her face. AI people look more real.

erica0422.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lol

divorcingreligion.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lmfao fr tho.

jdmcgregor.bsky.social•1 day ago

Outstanding 😂

maceovive.bsky.social•1 day ago

Poor baby…🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

notapreppie.bsky.social•1 day ago

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