armalis.bsky.social
+18 only // porn ahead // they or it i don't care i'm not corporeal
i may not be fucking, but i am fucking funny.
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i wouldn't dare make an immature couch joke. they have been overdone and frankly bring nothing to the table.
nuh-uh. i'm above that.
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when the debate is whether we should kill and enslave this demographic to cover up the constant lying, hacking and stealing or not.
well sorry that most people won't debate you lmao.
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BONUS: Silly thing I made by request mid stream
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once more the shot of the mouth making me feel funny.
what have you done.
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Enjoy some of the details!
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this image goes hard feel free to screenshot
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dunnit.
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oh shit!!! didn't realise you would be interested in doing something like this.
i can totally make one at some point if you wanted.
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IT'S THE THING!
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I'M A FREAK AND I'M FREE
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i can grab him if he tries to run away. he can't refuse headpats. all of them.
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dehydration demon. he's coming for your moisture.
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dehydration demon. he's coming for your moisture.