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Spoonie, parent, creature. Trying to remember how to person.
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The Daffodils are blooming at Glastonbury Abbey. Always a lovely thing to see. Spring is on it's way.

Fibro is hitting hard today.

It is striking, when walking around Spanish cities, how many pocket playgrounds they include. All the citizens have a place, even the small ones.

I IMMEDIATELY fell asleep in the toddler's bed at bedtime, right after I thought, oh, she'll be out quickly, I definitely won't fall asleep this time.

Know Your Rights trainings work. Don’t even open the door. Really, to anyone. If it’s someone important and they know you, they have a cellphone, they’ll call.

I GOT MY FIRST REAL IPHONE BOUGHT IT AT THE APPLE STORE TWEETED TILL MY FINGERS BLED WAS THE SUMMER OF OH 5 PLUS 4

I will never apologize for a post

Introducing New Zealand's latest Bug of the Year- the magnificent Ngāokeoke / Velvet Worm! NZ has two genera: one lays eggs (Ooperipatellus, 1st photo) and another gives live birth (Peripatoides, 2nd). They also deposit sperm which burrow through their partner's skin, but that's another story! 🧪

“Conditional privileges” Yes they are

Zoom in. This cat's facial expression is priceless.

this is why they make popes change their names

If anyone brings up the increase in autism diagnoses, here's a useful graph and article www.psu.edu/news/researc...

From the New Yorker, by Ellis Rosen.

Dreamt about frantically rigging weapons of war together to outfit young people who I could not convince to stay home. Just a Mystery why my brain would throw up such a theme right now. What. A. Mystery.

Today I fucked up saying the word cleavage and blurted out the novel word “cloobers” so do with that what you will

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

This ugly guy was inspired by images I saw of Cambrian era creatures, especially Anomalocaris canadensis. I have yet to make a reliable stand for this piece. #retroscifi #foundobjectart #junksculpture

Kay Nielsen, 1930. #illustration #KayNielsen

I just had lunch and cocktails with my mom, a fellow survivor who has creatively pursued her own rapist unto the ends of the earth, and she said I should name and shame my rapist because there is no other justice in the world for me… SO BUCKLE UP

Smell good.

My latest earworm

I've printed out thousands of pictures of Rick Astley for the post apocalypse to put into cabinets and cupboards that i've already raided of canned goods

Look, this is some bullshit.

naughty blåhajes go in the samla

Mint chocolate m&m cookies for mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches, because the little bird doesn't like cake.

Hand sanitizer alone is not enough to fully guard against norovirus, which appears to be immune to alcohol-based products. The CDC recommends thorough handwashing with soap & water coloradosun.com/2024/12/23/i...

*mutters about mornings*

There are so many huge things to fear and discuss that I've found myself taking refuge in minor complaints, like "I can't find the precise kind of herbal tea that I want," or "These tomatoes are slightly too fibrous." There's something so satisfying about a minor gripe.

Me: *mutters incessantly about how annoying I find this show* me: "alright" *turns show on for expectant 3yr old* Also me: *buys my little pony toy for 3yr old' birthday* At least it's about FRIENDSHIP. Hysterically happy, brightly colored, smiley FRIENDSHIP. *Turns on Ruby Gloom for myself*

Look, what is the process for making complicated electronics in the My Little Pony universe?

God i love weasels. They're either the animal kingdom's most adorable murderers, or most murdery adorables.

In less depressing news: It's amazing how after all these cameras and all these recording and all these years, this is the first time we've caught a meteor strike on video.

I have questions

I Cannot Express How Deeply Annoying I Find The Voices In My Little Pony

Kiddo is home sick today, and I didn't realize how on alert I am for the phone when he's at school now, until it's a weekday and he's home. (Calling me to help calm down is in his IEP)

Book Review: Miserere (Revised Edition) by T. Frohock The revised version of T. Frohock’s Miserere is a major overhaul of the author's debut novel, more than a decade afterwards. @princejvstin.com has our review at the NOAF blog www.nerds-feather.com/2025/01/book...

I wanna hear the Johnny Cash version

Happy Saturday. I do not want to go to work today. *Sigh*