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Aspiring bog witch NPC trapped in the body of a nerdy Alaskan chef who only recently realized why choo-choo trains and counting things are so soothing...
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Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer used to be two of my few safe places to go

My desire to see Kylie again vs my need to pay bills

People who don't take public transit give cuck energy

I'll be forever grateful for the "industry discount" when I go out. 30% off my bill? Yes and thank you

The current leadership in America would mock Fred "Mr" Rogers That's where we're at

So, this bar has seen some things

Is there a full video of Chappell Roan's pink pony club?? For the love of God

One of my boyfriends, Latino, describing someone as "little skull" ma'am what? Apparently it's a thing

Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎

Get a fucking union. I've been a chef for over thirty years, which kinda sucks but it's helped me to understand how radically my industry would change if we had collective bargaining. I literally died in 2011 cause I couldn't afford to take time off to get over pneumonia. I have HIV so...

Just waiting for him to wrap himself in a flag and scream about his Christianity to complete the prophecy www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

Living with debilitating anxiety is bad enough but now I've gotta worry about :: gestures vaguely at the world:: this shit?

We've no agencies that are allowed to communicate about sickness or disease so that's a fun thing that I'm awake at 3:26 am when I have five interviews tomorrow

Carl Sagan was right

And then you take every measure you've got to eradicate them.

The TikTok ban lasted longer than I did with my first girlfriend...

"Danny the Street" is honestly one of the greatest literary devices of our time

And I heard that there's a special place where boys and girls can all be queens every single day

In regards to the latest IML debacle. You can't wear an iron cross and bear the weight of the pink triangle.

Who made this?! 😂

"Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings." Ursula K. Le Guin Remember that cause we're gonna need it.

RFK Jr, our presumptive director of Health and Human Services deep frying a turkey in beef tallow (not even getting into the culinary crime here) while barefoot with no protective gear and a fifty pounder of tallow sitting in the sun for God knows how long... He'll be great for the position...

The random, unhinged craving for a Tesco sausage roll...

Oh for fuck sake

When you listen to people bitching about the price of eggs like it's political and not, you know, avian flu that we caused by over consumption

I'm forever looking for the episode of Alaska State troopers my mom, my own mother by the way, sent to me of my high school boyfriend getting chased down for a warrant. This is my quest, my guiding purpose in this new year.

Get you a partner who gets dreamy eyed when you ask to watch FernGully: the Last Rainforest.

First dive bar photo of the new year.

My boyfriends are watching "How to get away with murder" and I'm like But Ben/Frank